I missed the part where that's my fucking problem, bitch

>I missed the part where that's my fucking problem, bitch

Jesus christ Raimi

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This is not a funny meme
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Kys

>Strap in, fuckboi, it's time for you to find out why they call Daddy to get his balls shitty.

I don't know why they cut this scene, it makes the line later about Green Goblin taking it up the ass make a lot more sense.

>It's burning brighter than a cross on your lawn
Holy shit

damn that line was badass

HES EATING HER
AND NEXT HES GOING TO EAT ME

>Kys
>>>/youtubecomments/

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Ohhhhhhh Myyyyy Gaaaaaahhhhhhhd.

>Oh shit

Don't know why this one got me so hard.

Remember when Raimi used a meme 10 years before it became popular on the internet?

>Do you know how many niggers I sacrificed!

>Nice outfit! Did your husband make it for you, faggot?

What the fuckity fuck Raimi

what meme are you talking about
the green goblin is pepe?

t. 12 yr old leafy fag

>Imagine what we could accomplish together, all the innocent lives we could save!

Wow Raimi. I was expecting the Green Goblin to be a little more villanous.

>THINK ABOUT IT...FUCKBOI!

hahah...good ol' Raimi. always good for a laugh.

unless your talking about him calling him "norman"

I'm gonna rub some dirt in your eye.

>I'm gonna rub your shit in my jap's eye.

You know, I'm something of a National Socialist myself.

>I uh.......I found out Im HIV positive about a month ago
>oh my god peter....
>yeah......the thing is I often prick myself with needles to make them bloody and then I plant them sharp side up on seats of public transportation.......to infect them......to infect new york
what the fuck is wrong with Raimi it was such a useless scene

Come on, you can't leave out the rest of the quote. "With all the subhuman niggers gone we can secure a future for innocent white children everywhere!" It was pretty dark, but fit the character.

He dresses like a rat, he fights like a Jew
But I wish we could gas him and all the blacks too
look out woo, here comes the Kike-man!

>when mary jane said no to me I dressed up as spiderman and I beat the shit out of her when she was walking alone at night.
Best part?
she was so vaunrable and scared she actually confided in me
ha! dumb bitch!
ruined the movie from me waaay to weird

>Eight hands? Sounds hot. So what's up, you want to cum on my face, my tits, what? If I'm too old, my sister is in the car.

It's crazy that Raimi actually made Lucy Lawless work as a prostitute for 4 months just for this throwaway shot. He's so method.

>hey gobbie, pull my finger!

>goblin does and spiderman shits out a 10 meter wide web-swastika in between two light posts and instantly those two rabbi carrying big bags of money walk into it

>I always knew you had it in ya', Hero.

I didn't understand this scene at first...but now that I'm older Raimi's genius really speaks to me.

underrated

>The human spider? You'd have to be some kind of nigger-loving faggot to think of a name like that
2002 really was a different time

All Raimi-posting aside, I really love these movies. So nostalgic and comfy. Takes me back to a magical time of my life

You, sir, have won the interwebz XD

It was meant to give peter depth, and really make the audience have to think if they support his character or not. It was meant to complement the roofie scene.

all Raimi posting is done out of one of the purest forms of love, user.

Sam raimi/tobey mcguire spiderman 4 please

Can we get a sam raimi spiderman 4 and a sam raimi darkman 2 youtu.be/L58rdhCfDIU

And that was just Bruce improvising his lines.

I bet Liam would love to reprise Darkman.

at least in my fantasies he is

Where does this meme come from ?

There was a scene in the original Spider-Man where Peter Parker, as the Human Spider, taunts his wrestling opponent by saying "Nice costume, did your husband give it to you?" Some anonymous person on Sup Forums asked how Sam Raimi got away with that line - a legitimate question. Of course, Sup Forums, in all its capacity to escalate everything, escalated that. People started making up increasingly vulgar phrases that were allegedly in the original Spider-Man trilogy and asking how Raimi got away with them as a parody of the original post, and now Peter Parker is a neo-Nazi rapist serial killer.

We need a darkman 2
We need sam raimi movies because

>We are who the Jews choose us to be!!

Wtf was Raimi thinking?

>impressive, for a small dicked, cockguzzling faggot.

How the hell did Raimi get away with this?

>...but now that you've reallly pissed me off 'm gonna shove my balls into her butthole and pretend i'm a mother-hen keeping her eggs warm. MJ and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!

that was that moment I knew that Raimi had achieved that little something "extra". that something "kino".

>Do you like this Mr. Stark?
Jesus Christ Raimi

People on Sup Forums seem to agree that everything went downhill on 9/11. But these movies came out *after* 9/11, and everyone here says it brings them back to a comfy, less PC time.

What marked the true ruination point: 9/11, or 2007?

How old is her sister

I wouldn't mind an older Spiderman. Are there any comics where he is old and grizzled like Batman?

nice one

Yeah, Spider-Man Reign, it's shit for the most part.

>Nice costume, does your husband fuck you in it?
Raimi would definitely have not gotten away with this nowadays

>You ever been dry fucked Peter?

Raimi's Aunt May was a pretty refreshing detachment from the norm

Oh yeah I need to rewatch those movies its been so long. Thanks for the explanation

>mfw the abortion scene right after the anti-Zionism speech
It just got to intense for me

What did you think of the nigger lynching scene? Raimi really went all out with this movie in my opinion.

>raimiposting
Never fails to get a chuckle out of me

I thought it was a fairly interesting view on race politics in the US and it felt right that Spider man and the Green Goblin aided in the throwing of the guy they randomly met and accused 5 minutes before.

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>I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR NASTY JEW COOKIES YOU UGLY CUNT

dear lord raimi

>you call me a jew Parker? Do you know what we did to Jews back home? You would not use that term so lightly, I can still hear their screams, How hard I would get hearing those. It was paradise to me, horror for those kikes, but wonder for me and I wouldn't have it any other way Parker. You think you have power but only I know what power is Parker.

>well with great power comes many large breasted women who like to practice the french arts
>and by french arts i mean let themselves be covered in ejaculent

they made uncle ben so raunchy, surprisingly good tho for the played out horny old man trope

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.


>For this month

What was Raimi trying to accomplish with this scene?

>That scene where Uncle Ben and Peter took turns switching places eiffel towering Aunt May
For such an early scene it really amped it up.

I don't know about you guys but I thought that nickleback music video with all the web swastikas in the background was unnerving

>that scene where peter finds uncle ben and maryjane in the shed having doggy style sex
i guess you can say uncle ben was lucky peter didnt gain his powers til the next day

>the scene where Uncle Ben gets so mad at Peter for fighting at school, he rapes him
I guess those spidey powers didn't really help did they?

>what's going on Aunt May?
>yer getting your cock sucked, Peter

This one made a few people leave the cinema.

>>Raimi later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Dafoe's performance as Norman Osborn, with barely 1% of this making the final cut.'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but he would just keep going deeper and darker, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Norman's father being an SS officer, or the idea that the Goblin transformation represented Nietzsche's Ubermensch. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Dafoe's usage of multiple props to aid his performance that he brought himself, presumably from his own home. 'He had this large green dildo he loved to wave about,' Tobey Maguire remembers, 'sometimes he would bring it out of nowhere and slap me across the face with it. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground he would tease it around my 'beautiful asshole', as he called it.' James Franco also recalled him having 'this large, antique bullwhip... we asked where he got it from, and he would only say that it was a family heirloom. Some prop guys on set said it must have been from at least the 1800s. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, he would threaten me with it, telling me to give him an excuse 'to pay out like old Buck Dafoe did to the little negro boys'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Dafoe always had a copy of the Quran lying around on set, and some PAs caught him 'pouring over it repeatedly' in his trailer.

>he stinks like a dirty, rotten nigger and I don't like him

I can't believe they allowed this.

Mfw I saw the actual sauce for that quote

>Go get 'em Panzer

What the fuck Raimi? Was MJ German?

>mfw all that way cut and yet they left the scene where Dafoe throws the baby against the wall shouting "ALLAHU ACKBAR"
Raimi pushed it to the limit.

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>But, Mary Jane, what we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.
what the fuck raimi

>I will conver new york with my spider dick

What did he mean by this

I'm still amazed that he said that in a response to the holocaust.

Also that scenes where spiderman goes to the university and paint svastikas all over the doors
Early 2000 were truly a different time

>"Nice costume you limp-wristed pillow biter. Did your taint-breath faggot of a husband make it for you before he finally succumbed to the AIDS he sustained from being gang raped by niggers?"

Holy shit Raimi, ever heard of subtlety?

>cause we need a white man to save us
>The last chance for the human race
How did nickel back get away with this?

>Go, the ashes of six million Jews!


How did he get away with this?

>oops, dirty niggers

damn raimi, you could try using a little subtlety you know?

>You might think this white light means I'm in heaven, but you're a smart kid, Pete. I'm actually in Hell, and what you're seeing is a byproduct of the intense heat here. Don't tell your Aunt May this, but I had a sister who was severely retarded. I used to molest her whenever I was in a bad mood or if it was a special occasion like a holiday. Well, Pete, everyone thought she was gaining some weight, but she was actually pregnant, so I drove her upstate and took her into the woods and, well, no one saw her after that.

How was this allowed, even in such a different time?

Sjw werent born but even a tough Sup Forums guy like me has to admit that this movie goes too far

>The scene where spiderman kills all those abortion doctors

>Fix this busted door or by this time tomorrow I'll be busting open your daughters hymen

Jesus Christ raimi

Reminder that before Sony lend the rights to Marvel they wanted to make Spiderman Vs. Amazing Spiderman with Tobey Maguire taking up the mantle of Spiderman one more time.

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>Don't tell Harry... I hate niggers

Wow Raimi

>I'll pay when you fix the damn door you hook nose like! IN THE MEAN TIME. WHY DON'T YOU SEND YOUR SLUT DAUGHTER OVER SO I CAN POUND HER ASS SILLY WHILE YOU WATCH WHEN FIXING THE FUCKING DOOR.
>THEN AFTERWARDS BOTH OF YOU CAN LICK THE SHIT OFF MY DICK!

I wonder what convinced Raimi to write that speech

>>The scene where spiderman kills all those abortion doctors
That could have been an interesting moral choice, but the fact that Spidey then performs the abortions himself confused me.

i don't get it. Did he really have to get that off his chest before he died? Seems like something you can go to the grave with.

>it's you who's out gobby, out of the fucking closest you AIDS riddled shit pushing faggot!

woah...how exactly did they get this past the studio?

Well done

I think thats because raimi wanted to explore the duality of man truly a genius

>watched Spiderman at a friends house when I was little
>nearing the end of the movie his mom walks in
>the 'spit scene' had just begun
>his was frozen during the entire 11 minutes
>that was the last time I was alowed to play with my friend

Back then I didn't really understand the scene but as I got older I understood why Willem Dafoe's character had to spit in the mouth of each of the children in the cable car

>Dontell, hurry!

I'm sorry, who was dontell again? Did they just forget to edit this out in post?

I was a bit disappointed by that scene, honestly.
Raimi perfectly dropped the date, making it a subtle parody, then ruined it by having Peter shout
"God may have passed you dirty Kikes over, but my oven won't!"

I love the movie dont get me wrong but whats the deal with all the nazi propaganda? What did raimi mean by this

>Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "Es lebe deutschland! Es lebe das deutsche volk"

Christ raimi! Does subtly mean anything to you?

Thats his way to express the anger that minorities feel towards the white race

Don't say you love the movie if you don't understand it, pleb.