Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT

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Pill here.

Still here

Bored bote

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Shill here

still here

What now faggots?

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>at least 10 "blank" posts and still counting

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I would probably fall a ton!

pills here?

I dunno

Congratulations! A coherent sentence. I guess. Maybe.

Don't forget, you can always kill yourself.

How's your foot, bored bote?

Eat a snickers

Swing and a miss. But it's to be expected of someone who constantly wears an eye patch.

Haha wrong Tomo bb. It's okay we start on easy slopes that it's hard to mess up on.Nah no pills

I've waken up.good day, guys.
it's already afternoon, 1 p.m. , lol
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True I need you to be my second eye for me

I guess meant for this Tomo, why are there two!

Because Tomo is a babe. It's pretty simple to see. Heh

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Hey, mate.

Faggot checking in, I want to cuddle snek

Hi noodle. Id snug that snek

Im falling for fake masters here!

literally who wouldn't

Hi Tomokotakotoyoko.

I am your master. Don't forget it. I mean I'd be a bit spooked but if they were nice I would be chill with it. Hi user.

Ah yes thank you for clearing that up

Hi Apron.

>masters
>fake masters
Oh lawdy

Eat a bowl of dicks

>viscous killer

if the tomos keep confusing you, you could just talk to me instead

Still broken my fam
Can actually walk now tho

How's your day, bulli?

Good. I don't want you walking away. Apron? She could be you never

I can talk to both of ya I wont get confused again!

Gotta share the rikka

>the joke
given that I had called you tomokotakotoyoko and you responded with, "Hi user."

I'm actually elon musk, funding space travel to get sweet ayy lmao taint

hey gib me what to do now
should I watch animes I took into my HDD from TV?or what else?

I want that to sit on my face

Love your waifu tbh

Alive and well and here for some reason.
>tanya claimed
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Sabaton, I haven't listened to that since I hung out with my old roommate.

Better keep me on a short leash~

Fine enough i suppose. Just a little boring. You?

but... she's mine...

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>lewd, but i approve

Sabaton is my crack. So is amon amarth, powerwolf and dforce.
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2 lewd 4 me
Watch youjo senki

I don't know when anons respond. Hope it goes well. I'll hope you would do it yourself or I'll be disappointed in you.

Uh...oh

Damn right you like it

Yes master~

Tanya, you do in fact have a good taste in music. Im more of a prog guy myself but nothing wrong with power metal! Super excited my best friend bought us Iron Maiden tickets.

Would having a pic of Noodle each one work?

discord.gg/c3UHU hey boiz

You should know what I'm going to say next

You'll never get a "waifu" because you're pathetic and no woman would ever want you; enjoy cartoons you social reject.

brb, getting in a rocketship, only slightly more massive than my dong

>I went into a thread I didn't like and now I am mad!
>How could this have happened to me?!

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Damn, its one of those tiny submarines they put inside someone's body to cure their disease.

You are resting right? Can't have you getting too excited after all that work. It would help yesBeing one back for me then

Hehe lmao I needed that pic. Thanks user
9000 intarwebz for you

MOAR

well your mother certainly didn't mind

STOP IT
I am your master!

Ok then.

>good shit

Lmao stop fucking 60 year olds.
Its nasty as fuck.

Fucking nice man.
Fuck off i've seen you in like 6 other threads

kek

Wrinkles? I think you mean texture.

Day and week was extremely boring
Is it possible to develop depression from boredom?
I feel like it is

So up to anything besides posting?

>runs up to you and hugs you, pressing your face into my boobs
Baby!

Oh mama you vanished for a while there. Didn't think I'd see you again.

Ehehehehehhhhhhhh

Youre right but I think I am all rested up now!

No youre not!

Than I am your master, hell i'm everyone's master. I have a fucking gun bitch.

Other than posting on Sup Forums? Not much. I'm still sick so all I've been doing is going on here, YT, and (hold for laughter) reading Homestuck.

I am slightly disturbed.

Super excited!

SCHOOL SKIRT WHERE IS IT?!

I'm your girlfriend!
So I'm also your master

shit nigga the hall monitor rekt yer ass

Good. Rikka needs their strength. Homestuck? Love mama alone.

Depends on the person. Being stuck alone and bored as an extrovert certainly can. I imagine there's other similar situations.

Lucky af most I know of is a possible sabaton concert in Cleveland OH in a few months.
>Homestuck
Why the fuck do people like that shit. I find it so dam cringeworthy,

Eheheheheheheh uhhh right here!

This is true...sorry!

I think I have regained the strength I lost from today

>Love mama alone.
I'm good.

I find it interesting.

I see
I'm getting tired, I'll head to bed now
I'll see you whenever I show up again in thread

Good. Going to do anything today. Woops meant to leave them alone.

Good!

Goodnight lil ship

how old is she supposed to be here?

>kissu
This is for you

Noodle? Like 14.

I'll happily do that.

she's like 10
Phase one she's like 8

It looks like they have gone :(