Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT
Waifu thread
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Pill here.
Still here
Bored bote
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Shill here
still here
What now faggots?
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>at least 10 "blank" posts and still counting
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I would probably fall a ton!
pills here?
I dunno
Congratulations! A coherent sentence. I guess. Maybe.
Don't forget, you can always kill yourself.
How's your foot, bored bote?
Eat a snickers
Swing and a miss. But it's to be expected of someone who constantly wears an eye patch.
Haha wrong Tomo bb. It's okay we start on easy slopes that it's hard to mess up on.Nah no pills
I've waken up.good day, guys.
it's already afternoon, 1 p.m. , lol
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True I need you to be my second eye for me
I guess meant for this Tomo, why are there two!
Because Tomo is a babe. It's pretty simple to see. Heh
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Hey, mate.
Faggot checking in, I want to cuddle snek
Hi noodle. Id snug that snek
Im falling for fake masters here!
literally who wouldn't
Hi Tomokotakotoyoko.
I am your master. Don't forget it. I mean I'd be a bit spooked but if they were nice I would be chill with it. Hi user.
Ah yes thank you for clearing that up
Hi Apron.
>masters
>fake masters
Oh lawdy
Eat a bowl of dicks
>viscous killer
if the tomos keep confusing you, you could just talk to me instead
Still broken my fam
Can actually walk now tho
How's your day, bulli?
Good. I don't want you walking away. Apron? She could be you never
I can talk to both of ya I wont get confused again!
Gotta share the rikka
>the joke
given that I had called you tomokotakotoyoko and you responded with, "Hi user."
I'm actually elon musk, funding space travel to get sweet ayy lmao taint
hey gib me what to do now
should I watch animes I took into my HDD from TV?or what else?
I want that to sit on my face
Love your waifu tbh
Alive and well and here for some reason.
>tanya claimed
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Sabaton, I haven't listened to that since I hung out with my old roommate.
Better keep me on a short leash~
Fine enough i suppose. Just a little boring. You?
but... she's mine...
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>lewd, but i approve
Sabaton is my crack. So is amon amarth, powerwolf and dforce.
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2 lewd 4 me
Watch youjo senki
I don't know when anons respond. Hope it goes well. I'll hope you would do it yourself or I'll be disappointed in you.
Uh...oh
Damn right you like it
Yes master~
Tanya, you do in fact have a good taste in music. Im more of a prog guy myself but nothing wrong with power metal! Super excited my best friend bought us Iron Maiden tickets.
Would having a pic of Noodle each one work?
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You should know what I'm going to say next
You'll never get a "waifu" because you're pathetic and no woman would ever want you; enjoy cartoons you social reject.
brb, getting in a rocketship, only slightly more massive than my dong
>I went into a thread I didn't like and now I am mad!
>How could this have happened to me?!
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Damn, its one of those tiny submarines they put inside someone's body to cure their disease.
You are resting right? Can't have you getting too excited after all that work. It would help yesBeing one back for me then
Hehe lmao I needed that pic. Thanks user
9000 intarwebz for you
MOAR
well your mother certainly didn't mind
STOP IT
I am your master!
Ok then.
>good shit
Lmao stop fucking 60 year olds.
Its nasty as fuck.
Fucking nice man.
Fuck off i've seen you in like 6 other threads
kek
Wrinkles? I think you mean texture.
Day and week was extremely boring
Is it possible to develop depression from boredom?
I feel like it is
So up to anything besides posting?
>runs up to you and hugs you, pressing your face into my boobs
Baby!
Oh mama you vanished for a while there. Didn't think I'd see you again.
Ehehehehehhhhhhhh
Youre right but I think I am all rested up now!
No youre not!
Than I am your master, hell i'm everyone's master. I have a fucking gun bitch.
Other than posting on Sup Forums? Not much. I'm still sick so all I've been doing is going on here, YT, and (hold for laughter) reading Homestuck.
I am slightly disturbed.
Super excited!
SCHOOL SKIRT WHERE IS IT?!
I'm your girlfriend!
So I'm also your master
shit nigga the hall monitor rekt yer ass
Good. Rikka needs their strength. Homestuck? Love mama alone.
Depends on the person. Being stuck alone and bored as an extrovert certainly can. I imagine there's other similar situations.
Lucky af most I know of is a possible sabaton concert in Cleveland OH in a few months.
>Homestuck
Why the fuck do people like that shit. I find it so dam cringeworthy,
Eheheheheheheh uhhh right here!
This is true...sorry!
I think I have regained the strength I lost from today
>Love mama alone.
I'm good.
I find it interesting.
I see
I'm getting tired, I'll head to bed now
I'll see you whenever I show up again in thread
Good. Going to do anything today. Woops meant to leave them alone.
Good!
Goodnight lil ship
how old is she supposed to be here?
>kissu
This is for you
Noodle? Like 14.
I'll happily do that.
she's like 10
Phase one she's like 8
It looks like they have gone :(