Hello, user. Take a seat by the fire and tell me about your problems. If you need to vent about something...

Hello, user. Take a seat by the fire and tell me about your problems. If you need to vent about something, I'll be listening. If you need advice, I'll try my best to give it. If you need somebody to talk to, or a shoulder to cry on, I'll try to be that person for a little while. I'm going to try to help with whatever you need.

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Life feels so directionless. Sometimes I struggle to get out of bed in the morning. Only recently I realized I couldn't look people in the eyes anymore. Am I broken?

My Lamia thread didn't go well tonight. I just wanted to meet like minded friends who were into the same things as me. Only one other/b/ friend helped out and contributed an image. What did I do wrong.

I dunno, user. I don't think you're broken. But I feel the same ways that you do. If you are broken, which I don't think, there are at the least plenty of other broken people out there, because I know there's plenty of people out there who feel the exact same way. Try not to lose hope, as hard as it is.
You didn't do anything wrong - just a wrong place, wrong time kind of thing. Maybe try again at a later time or date?

Gonna go ahead and bump

Oh yeah! Thanks friend!

I'll try again in the morning next time. Maybe a different group of new friends will be there

I went to the store to get some asparagus but they only had the thin kind so I got broccoli instead. I was pissed.

Idk, too much to say :/

I just find that I'm never happy and as it all goes on I just get more and more depressed until I have to skip uni cause I'm just at home crying.

It's chill for a few days but then it comes back and it just feels pointless to keep trying :/ would be easier to just give up and die TBH.... Plus I'm only 19 and live alone so my eating is shit and all that, even drinking don't help

That's just one of my few issues :(

No problem, it's what I'm here for, after all. Given time zones, you're definitely going to have some people in the morning that you didn't have earlier - which means another chance to get your thread off the ground! Sup Forums is really fickle - sometimes threads never really get started and other times they rocket to the top. Good luck with the next thread!
Well I'm hoping they have the kind of asparagus you like next time you go there, user.
I know how you feel, somewhat... The depression I completely understand, as I do the on-and-off nature of it sometimes. Giving up and dying is always very enticing as well. If you want to vent about any of your other problems I'll be listening. Don't worry about bothering me, it's what I'm here for. I'm hoping things start taking an upwards turn for you soon, user.

holy shit youre a major douche canoe. wow is all I can say.
I actually feel sorry for you. You seem to have a tenuous grasp on reality. Good luck with life, asshat.

...What did I do?
...Did it have something to do with the asparagus? Do you not like asparagus? I'm sorry if you don't like asparagus.

wow you suck. this is just getting sad at this point.

What do you have against asparagus, user? As I said, this is a place for you to vent. Tell me about what asparagus did to you. It'll make you feel better, I promise.

geez dude you just keep digging yourself deeper. its pathetic.

OP you're obviously a fucking idiot teenager who thinks they're far more mature than they really are.

But anyway, tell me what to do, I hate my girl friends 2 kids from a previous relationship. I mean I really fucking hate them. I resent their existence, I hate their burden, and generally I can't wait for them to fuck off and leave home so I can have some peace and quiet, and not have to tidy up after their shitty selves and provide for their useless fucking arses. What do you have to say to that?

I want a Lamia to snuggle with me. Nothing sexual just to feel companionship tonight.

Someone screen cap this shit for future cringe threads.

If anything should had screenshot my unbirthing thread. I self bumped it for an hour or two.

eventually when you talk about your girlfriends kids youre going to say "my wife's son"

you are a living cringe meme.

Except neither of us agrees with marriage and I don't have to wait long before I can kick their arses out.

You base your opinion on absolutely no information, and somehow I'm the cringe meme. Yeah, sure.

you are simply one sad, pathetic man. It's sad to hear your shameful story. hopefully you can learn how to not be such a major douchebag.

Says the judgemental prick on Sup Forums who has absolutely no basis for their opinion.

Hopefully you can learn how to not be such a fucking childish idealist.

I suggest that you just take a deep breath when you feel very angry and just go outside when they upset you. Remember user, it isn't permanent! Just hang in there and distract yourself with video games or anime if you're into that, wear headphones and the days will go by fast trust me. Now I don't know the details so I can't advise you, as a patient of mine, but I will try to help you through this the best I can.

Video games or anime? Fucking ANIME? That's your answer?

Jesus, this was better than I ever expected.

you really cant help yourself, can you? you are sad. its so depressing to see how cringy you really are.

>Projecting this much
You win the irony crown, user.

wow, just wow. you are one hell of a sad, pathetic man. I feel bad for you.

maybe some day you will get your shit together, douchebag.

i wanna kill myself i think about my younger sisters in a sexual way and im scared one of these days ill act out on it. im too embarresed and scared to go to therapy and i am often home alone with them and urges get really bad, i cant get a job ive tried many times and i live with my mom and 3 very young sisters and she works usually, i always baby sat them and i did something to one of my sisters when i was 15 but i dont wanna talk about it here, i feel like shit but i cant control it, what is your proffesional advise for me? i dont do much exept use Sup Forums smoke weed and watch netflix and youtube, its hard for me to go out and make friends and talk to people, i just wanna be normal but i dont know where to turn or even start

That wasn't me - a different poster making fun of me.
But it's clear that this was a mistake. Goodnight.

The fact that you're using the term "cringe/cringy" just shows how childish you are, you're probably a fucking underagefag who watched those "TOP 10 Scary Sup Forums Posts" and went here to check the place out and now you're here ruining this fucking site with your stupid ass foot fetish threads.

lol you are a major douchecanoe dude. people are seeing this and you are ruining the thread for them by being so sad and pathetic. I feel bad for you.

I wasn't paying attention did anything important happen

dont bring foot fetish threads into this you gay faggot

I want to be productive and turn a profit making simple things, like drawings or videos, even music for people. but I don't know how to get an audience, and I feel like going around advertising myself is shitty but I don't have any money to put up ads and I don't know what to do x...x how do I get better if I don't know where to start? how do?

Guys, gtfo this thread, I closed it.

you suck.

If you wanna be normal then 1) Don't use Sup Forums. 2) Don't watch netflix or Youtube. In other words, none of us are normal. It's okay to not be normal, just as long as you don't have a panic attack or lose your cool when talking to others. And having a fetish for children is not as rare as you think, a lot of Sup Forums users do, it's just that it's not allowed to post here for obvious reasons. I'd say, the best way to get rid of those urges for children is by watching as much adult taboo porn as possible until you find what's hot and works for you. After all, having urges for children is just one form of taboo that can be replaced by another.

go on craigslist and look for jobs in the mean time to get spending money, my brother said thats where i should look in a few years if i dont make it to a good college (as a joke), its actually has a lot of jobs to choose and like keep making cool stuff and post it on websites like deviantart and facebook, share it on youtube and send your friends links asking for support, also try doing a kickstarter i heard those work good if you need money for a project i didnt yet try it tho

It's not even me, there's like 3 different people telling you what a faggot you're being now, and me, the original guy who hates kids, is just sitting back and watching you lose. Pretty fucking fun.

Why do i need to drink in order to be able to express my feelings? I'm so fucking stuck up everyday and use sarcastic humor to avoid facing any kind of meaningful interactions. In a way i don't mind, but sometimes i feel like it has become a habit to react to anything with irony and sarcasm as a shield in order not to show any emotion. Going through an 8 year depression probably has something to do with me being scared to feel as that illness made my emotions become a threat to my actual life. Gonna fix myself another drink.

>Douchecanoe

Found the underage Reddit faggot.

How the fuck do you underage faggots afford your weed if all you do is smoke up and watch youtube all day?

thanks for the advise man, i just feel guilty and bad that i actually did something that could rfwt me kicked out by my mom and ruin my life she didnt remember all of it but shes getting older and might tell my mom that i always show my dick to them (stopped after 17) but she still remembers it and thinks im weird but i just wanna be normal. ill try to cut out my use of the computer but its all i do all day i have no purpose without it, but at the same time if i live another year in this life i will kill myself its hell. weed is the only thing that makes me happy i just cant quit it makes me smile and think for a few hours maybe life isnt too bad but the comedown is shit. again thanks for the advise ill go to bed and think about what you said im gonna try to make things better

Goddamn does that sound a lot like me. I'm just realizing lately that I really don't have any true, close friends who actually give it shit about me. I've always been the loser of pretty much every friend group I've been a part of, and I've never been able to figure out why. I'm about 4 days away from finishing my first semester of college, and I'm just so dissatisfied with how my year has gone. Hasn't been the sex filled party every weekend kind of paradise I was expecting, literally never even kissed a girl until I drunkenly made out with some blonde at a party back in January. Not even like I'm all that unattractive. 6'0, pretty lean, blue eyes, all that. Grades have been no problem though, switched from business major to engineer. Honestly the reason I did it was just to make myself as busy as possible. I can't give myself time to stop and think, otherwise everything mentioned above catches up with me and I end up feeling really depressed. I just don't know what to do anymore. I don't think I'd ever kill myself, but it's pretty tempting at the moment. I really wouldn't mind having some horrible fatal accident, but I just couldn't kill myself on account of what that would do to my family.

>Get rid of urges for children by watching other taboo porn

You realise you are now giving out legitimately dangerous and counter productive advice, yes? You are retarded. If he does what you say, his problem is only going to get worse and worse until he ends up hanging himself in prison because he raped and killed kids.

Yep, same here. A few months back I sped up to 100 in a 35mph country road in the rain, I wanted to just close my eyes and over-steer the next big curve and slam into a tree, I pussied out and pulled over..ended up crying for 10 minutes then driving 20 miles back home. God I wish I wasn't such a coward

well doc, I've spent 7 years now basically pursuing what I studied in school as effectively a part time job. Is it time to train up in something different? Or should I keep at it in the hope the industry makes a recovery? I love what I do, I just can't seem to make a great living at it.

No problem, just keep grinding. If you get stuck, just remember that there are people out there just like you who are in the same place. You can always overcome that problem of talking to people in real life if you're talking to us now, there are also places on the internet where you can go and talk to others if you just need someone to listen and help. One of them is suicideforum.com/community/

But to be honest with you, if it makes you feel better, weed is also not uncommon, despite the stigma,
In fact, one of the most social things to do is smoke weed, and many "normal" people that you see out there who lead successful lives also smoke weed and would be happy to smoke with you.

My dick on hard

How exactly is that counter productive? We're all adults, we all naturally have desires. There's nothing we can do to stop them; however, there about a gazillion ways to get off, and we could take advantage of that.

I feel you completely. I'm just so frustrated and dissatisfied with myself as a person. What the hell is wrong with me that I can't make close friends anymore? Why does literally nobody give a shit about me? Just what is wrong with my personality; I really don't get it.

Oh you absolute retard.
Because you don't just replace one fetish with another. That's not how the brain works. Instead, you just add to your list of kinks.
You're telling someone who is attracted to kids to search for other stuff. He's going to find rape porn, torture porn, gore and rekt threads. He's going to go down the rabbit hole. And he's still going to be attracted to kids.
So instead of having someone who's attracted to children, you now have someone who's attracted to children, rape and torture.

Source: Experience and history in psychology.

>sees this guy call someone a retard in their first sentence.
>doesn't even read the rest because it's just going to be fucking stupid.

Actually, you don't. You have someone who has more than one choice that can help him reach his refractory period.

But since you're such a psychology expert, why don't you provide him with the best piece of advice instead?

>Source: Experience and history in psychology
>browses Sup Forums

what? did you expect someone to point this out?

So... I've got a crush on a girl. Hard. Like, full on completely head over heels for her. But I can't figure out how to bring any of it up. For various reasons, she doesn't think I'm interested at all. We've been friends for years, and this is a very recent development. As gay as it sounds, I'm avoiding the issue because I'm legitimately scared it'll ruin our friendship if I bring it up.

compliment her until she asks you to draw her like one of your french girls

not OP but I remember feeling like that at the same age. it's an awkward age for some. you do get better through. main thing is to focus on school honestly. everything else should be secondary. I find in this situation the problem is usually you and the way you work and understand how to work with everything else. I'd recommend joining campus group activities that girls are involved with... maybe like sports stuff. it will give a chance to meet new people. Go in and introduce yourself to everyone and make it a point to chat briefly about what they do and so on. If you are able to find time, take something like guitar lessons once a week as it's always looked upon as a positive skill to have. One of the skills you should develop is to be able to talk to women cold if you like them. It is quite hard sometimes to do but the main thing is to not care about the outcome and just start chit chat. "You're in the same English class as me. I'm X! Mind if I join you?" It's the same in most things. Try to be the bold one. Organize shit. Step up and make things more interesting. you're like satellite at the edge of the solar system and you need to be more of a large gravitational body near the center.

any advice/experience with long distance relationships?

well thanks for the advice 0:

I sometimes fantasize how it would feel to take someone's life. To be in complete control, see their fear in their eyes and have the power to decide their fate. Murder is taboo, it happens every day but that it's so wrong creates more urges if that makes sense. I never hurt a person before, gore is nothing to me anymore and after watching dozens of documentaries about serial killers many of them say the feeling of taking a life is unexplainable, that's just something I wanted to try once before I die. I only acted out one violent thing in my life when I was 14, my mom just gave birth to my sister, who I felt she loved more than me, I got jealous and one day when I was alone with her, she wouldn't stop crying so to shut her up I held my hands around her neck for nearly 15 seconds. I stopped after hearing my mom in the hallway and I felt bad after, not something I ever repeated again but I was having a bad day at school in my defense

just tell her how you feel, be mature about the outcome. that goes for both of you, if that doesnt happen then you are not losing anything since you are having pain when you see yourself stuck in that situation, and most important you are going to stop losing you time thinking about whether or not she wants you or not and you can focus on finding other girls, time is the most valuable thing you have

Too much edge. You have to scale it back. Jealousy is a sin, my son.

Shit's hard dude. We have a good thing going on, it scares me to death to think about fucking it up. Any advice about how to bring it up?

Just think about the consequences. You could be in prison just for toying around with murder. You could've lost a significant portion of your life in prison had your mother found out and sent you to court and then had you confess everything. It's not worth it to act upon those urges. If you just want to see people suffer, see them suffering on the internet, but leave it at that.

just try to be chill about it, no flowers no real expensive dinner, you just have to be alone with her and that would be enough, don't tell her that you are madly in love with her, just say that you want to initiate something with her, say to her that lately that was going in your mind and you wanted to know how she feel, depending how it goes you could also say that you realised how lucky you are in meeting someone like her and you don't want to waste this opportunity