What's the minimum gear you would bring to fight and kill a lion?

What's the minimum gear you would bring to fight and kill a lion?
The rules are simple:
>one at a time in a small gladiator arena
>if you fail - you get eaten
>if someone chooses even slightly less gear than you he goes first
>if the lion gets hurt or tired but wins it gets replaced
>whoever kills it get's 1 million dollars
>whoever kills it in a cool way gets 1 million dollars and the applause of the crowd

A spoon of aids

An gun with bullet

next

Op's limp dick

/thread

...

fully nude with a single grenade.

Nude, Pike and dagger

>the grenade didn't detonate where you thought it would
>you get to be a delicious meal for the lion

A spear that's all

So the question essentially is, would I risk my life against a lion for 1 million? No.

But for sake of argument, I go in nude with a grenade wrapped in a juicy steak.
Or, obviously, a machine gun.

the idea is to pull the pin and give the lion a hug. I win and become an hero.
Your move OP.

Shield and spear

A t90

Nude, one big steak with a hole cut in it and a grenade. Will throw the steak with the grenade in it at him

M1 abrams

strobe light and a knife

I will wear a bigger Lion on my head as a helmet.

>Lion will be scared by bigger lion
>i can now rape him to establish dominance

Laser pointer and a barbed strapon

My cock

someone sure wants to be first to go in

a spear and a knife maybe a baseball bat as well always wanted to kill some thing like a lion or bear

Prepare for Titanfall

A knife and an unbending will

>Bismarcks falls from the sky
>Gladiator arena is a ~100m Colluseum
>Bismarck drops, is 300m long
>Arena broke, lion scared af
>Half of the public viewers dead
>380mm shoot Lion to Oblivion
>Half of rome goes Nirvana
>Swastika Flag of the Ship is higher than every building in town
Mfw

Bump

Simbas uncle scar.

Double kek

Long live the king

Hand grenade with the inside filled with shrapnel from spoonfuls of AIDS.