Favorite Mst3k riffs

Favorite Mst3k riffs

>Adele do you believe as your kings believes that I am one of your gods

>No, my lord, our gods are always angry and give orders

Crow: Oh she's catholic

Mst3k is shit

..Anonymous
08/10/16(Wed)08:49:36 No.73022480
Hi there. Longtime lurker, first time poster.

Can I be real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? The game was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big universe filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore an infinite universe in a spaceship and then say "yeah but....."

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory.

Hello Games doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

Admittedly it can be quite uneven at time

No Man's Sky rage, I presume

Bump

>GIGAAAAAANTOR

>Paul, you is whurwulf!

>Oh, it's true!

>And it's made of corn, chicken, green peppers, chili (sigh) onions

>Steve called?

>You get your schick out of shape

>I'm an icky elf!

Pod people
old man to stupid dork protag

>give me that, I'll show you how to work a prop phone!

The entire shorts on How To Get a Date and Gumby.

Whoops actually the old man says "give me that" and Crow (Trace) fills in the second part

>Top 5 Episodes
Girl's Town
Girl in Gold Boots
The Dead Talk Back
Invasion USA
TISCWSLABMUZ

I would say season 7 and 8 are the best.

Mole People MST3K is /comfy/. The intro with the overlong explanation and stupid hand movements and Mike's DOWNNNN DOWNNN DOWNNNNN and their constant riffing on John Agar. 10/10.

HUZZAH!

"Yes, strange, strange––"
>CUH RAY ZEE NESS

>Riding with Death
>sudden dramatic trumpet hit in the soundtrack
>Tom: "THE KING APPROACHES"

fg

Correction?

I was there. Shit was gold

>all those turkey riffs

>Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle, what's going on?

>You like Robert Denby!?
>Who are you? Just leave!

>I think you're neat
>I like how keen you are

>"No way, flygirl, no way."
>Just curds.