Have you fucked someone famous, Sup Forums?

Have you fucked someone famous, Sup Forums?

I haven't even fucked someone not famous as well as everyone else on this god forbidden site so the answer is no

...

is ur sister famous??

Eh? I was fucked by moot once. Not sure what was going on, we ere a bit too high on booze and it was like dare shit. It was good though, because we are not gays. No homo.

I fucked an east european oligarch's daughter once if that counts

if i say yes, you'll just call me a larping faggot. so no

>have you fucked

No. No I have not, where do you think you are?

OP, you claiming you fucked Sarah? Pics, proof, something, Jesus Fuck.

details?

I fucked Sibel Kekilli (Shae from Game of Thrones) back in the old days when she was a porn chick.

I raped Madonna at knifepoint at the beginning of her career

my nephew introduced me to her, they went to school together. only took 1 pic from me to decide she wanted to meet me IRL. the slut doesn't share pics, though. she's afraid of ppl selling them. no details, but i'll put it this way - she likes to be dominated, and she likes anal

Yes, I have fucked myself in the ass with my 10.5 inche penis.

I fucked a semi-famous Playboy playmate back in the 1990s -- Bonnie Marino. Her body was better in person than in the retouched magazine photos! Nothing extraordinary, just plain sex. Without the freak factor, I don't know if I could continue to get it up with her after about 1,600 fucks. But I would give it a try.

>she likes to be dominated, and she likes anal
that's hot. bdsm too?

Define famous...

I mean, everyone knows your mom. Does that count as famous?

I'm a famous person. If someone can guess who I am, I'll post a pic with timestamp and fulfil the first five requests with dubs.
Hint 1: I am a female

I dare you to stick your dick up his ass"

Yeah i don't think I've ever been that drunk.

i didn't try extra kinky stuff like that. just aggressive sex

is this you

post more clues, pls

Miranda Cosgrove

This oughta be a good LARP.
I'll guess you're Jenna Haze

heres preemptive request - have sex with me

good for you

I'm fairly famous (in Portugal anyway, not a worldwide celebrity) and I've fucked a vast range of famous people and not just Portuguese celebrities. I work in cinema, it's a somewhat promiscuous setting... Much more than people realize.

I'm with you on that, user.

Anne Hathaway.

Hint: no one cares

Aaliyah
Dianna Agron
Malin Akerman
Christina Aguilera
Jessica Alba
Krista Allen
Daniella Alonso
Alessandra Ambrosio
Pamela Anderson
Jennifer Aniston
Fiona Apple
Leila Arcieri
Ashanti
Hayley Atwell
Tyra Banks
Drew Barrymore
Mischa Barton
Kim Basinger
Victoria Beckham
Kate Beckinsale
Natasha Bedingfield
Catherine Bell
Kristen Bell
Monica Bellucci
Halle Berry
Jessica Biel
Rachel Bilson
Moon Bloodgood
Kate Bosworth
Alice Braga
Toni Braxton
Sarah Brightman
Jordana Brewster
Kelly Brook
Havana Brown
Sandra Bullock
Gisele Bundchen
Brooke Burke
Sophia Bush

Maddie?

How big is the casting couch thing?

>more promiscuous than people realize
no, we realize it, user. it's just not openly discussed. the casting couch is real

Here goes nothing. Jennifer Lawrence!

brilliant

audrey plaza

fake and gay, go away

No
hint 2: I worked in a movie which was recently released
No

Back in 2007 I was in an exhibition match with macho camacho for a charity event.

After my bout I was backstage talking to this short cutie. We were flirting and later we went to her suite and fucked over and over. She told me her name was isabel.
Looking at photos later I find out it was shakira. She gave me her email and a number. Never got a reply.

Wham bam thank you ma'am

shoe0nhead, lol

Umm miss Ohio ? Lol not really famous but whatever...

I had to fuck this bitch to gain more power!

If youre not Megan Fox no one cares

If you are Megan Fox the first request I sharpie into the...Well, you know. This IS 4cham

No more hints, femanon? Shame, I love that game.

Naomi Campbell
Mariah Carey
Kelly Carlson
Charizma Carpenter
Lynda Carter
Cassie
Laetitia Casta
Jessica Chastain
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Ciara
Kelly Clarkson
Keyshia Cole
Jennifer Connelly
Nikki Cox
Cindy Crawford
Penelope Cruz
Elisha Cuthbert
Miley Cyrus
Rosario Dawson
Brooklyn Decker
Cat Deeley
Lana Del Rey
Natalia Delano
Majandra Delfino
Drea de Matteo
Zooey Deschanel
Jenna Dewan
Cameron Diaz
Yamila Diaz-Rahi
Danijela Dimtrovska
Lily Donaldson
Diana Dors
Hilary Duff
Jourdan Dunn
Erica Durance
Eliza Dushku
Selita Ebanks
Carmen Electra
Shannon Elizabeth
Jennifer Ellison
Elvira

yes, cunt

Emma Stone

>not tay tay
fuck off. nobody cares

LMAOS I WAS KIDDING!1!1!!1!!!!!!!
YOU NEWFAGGETS FALL SO BAD FOR ANY FUCKING THING. I GOT SO MANY (You)S, SUCH GULLIBLE SHITS YOU ARE. BETTER OFF KILLING YOURSELVES.

Ok. You're Jodelle Ferland

Jelly much lol

No

who cares? it's funny

...

Fucked Robin Tunney back in 06 after an LA party.

Fist closed. Just a cringe photo

no way!! greentext of this.

Thread successfully derailed

>06
yeah, she was hot back then

paul walker?

Don't care. Megan Fox just won't do it for me.

hahaha... You are really jealous. She was really bitchy, but gave me a gooood head.

Someone famous for us Dutch people, but not internationally.
>pic related about five years prior to her becoming somewhat famous

Whatever you say Dan Schneider you jew fag

Old fag here. She was my "waifu" once. I envy you so much if true. Was she any good? Details?

virgin boi here,

i fucked taylor

more details ,man

Olivia Cooke when she was 17. I was 21 at the time.

Megan fox would do it for me as long as she didn't open her mouth and actually talk. She's bay shit crazy

fake

Yeah she was, bit of a freak too. She could suck an cock like no tomorrow, plowed that ass for hours. Should have filmed it lol

Liar. Otherwise there's be a song about you called "virgin fag" and there ismt

Any nudes for science

no way

Was she drunk? Did she spit or swallow? Also, greentext welcome.

Pic related, she farted on my nuts

That truly happened

haha

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I share this story every chance I get about the time I met Bill Pullman when I was in high school.

>be me
>hanging out with buddy in small town, semi resort, on the way to yellowstone anyway
>come around corner, see him and a kid, probably daughter
>sees me see him, can tell I recognize him
>know him from spaceballs
>gives me a smile, says hello
>talks about spaceballs
>asks if we've ever seen any of his other work
>we are just teens, barely pre internet era for our rural area
>"no"
>tells us to keep an eye out for a movie "about aliens"
>year or so later independence comes out

Nice dude. Was genuinely sincere and seemed pleased to get recognized although his wife/sister/woman he was with seemed like a bitch. He was interested in us and our lives in that small town.

No, I didn't fuck him.

greentext that shit

How recently did she win? I know a former Miss Ohio

Hot. Ass to mouth?

Yes way. Lived in Amsterdam when I was studying business management and had some classes with her. Don't know what she was studying seeing how I've never really gotten to know her, but we had a fun night one time when I was out drinking.

Sure buddy if that makes you feel better

>bit of a freak
elaborate

I wouldn't say drunk tipsy for sure. Swallowed the whole load.She was into anal and liked her face fucked

lmao
keep it up

Fucked Jennifer Lawrence in 8th grade.

Not bad.

>Have you fucked someone famous, Sup Forums?

If pornstar/hooker counts then yes.

Mika Tan at the Bunny Ranch.

Not worth $1,000 for an hour.

...

i guess user was just larping after all

My hand will be famous after I kill someone with it tonight.

Peace.

fuck off.

>face fucked
rough, facialabuse facefucking?

good luck dude, as long as it isn't 905 area code

Louis C.K. told me to come smoke a cigarette with him in his car once. To this day I am still not sure if he was trying to hit on me.

Are you female?

Maria de Medeiros? Only famous Portuguese actress I know. Was in Henry & June and Pulp Fiction

So jelly, honestly. Any pic?