What should i say fellas

What should i say fellas

Your notification tray fucking disgusts me sir

That I haven't tongue punched your balloon knot yet.

When I try out my new Bad Dragon dildo but I can't quite stimulate my prostate

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When girls respond quickly to what I say.

Niggers
that is all

When 9Fag claims they 'made`a meme

"Ethiops"

Bitches that say they don't want to see my dick, all bitches like to see dicks

this

When I miss the clutch

Surely this grill will not sense autism

when I get cucked by the mean negro

niggers

When I'm talking to a cute girl named Olivia, but I'm not sure how to get her nudes.

to see a pack of niggers running free on the streets

Welder, Mechanics, Extraordinaire -

meh i don't care

nigger faggots, wants sum fukkk?

When you have a shit but the toilet splashes all up your arse, soaking it in piss

Muslims who don't have a plane fetish.

sand

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Check 'Em

Check em

aliens r gay

What the fuck am i meant to do with this

OP not only is a faggot, he is also retarded

Congratulations you're fucking retarded.

THE ONLY WAY IN IS OUT! BUT YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE...

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First attempt was terrible, i apologize. New girl, new response, choose my next move

"can I see your glorious un-clothed milk bags, fine lady?"

are your parent's christian or something? why didn't they have an abortion?

kek. rolling for tongue punching.

It's a bit more than a problem, it's stuck too.

Check 'em

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Jews

Check em

What about you? Any fun dildos that aren't quite doing the job?

kek

>Have you ever tried to suck your own vagina to know what you tasted like?
I'm personally wondering if you taste like Saltine crackers or Underused memes.

Obey bitch, trips command it

Wait 'til they reply to post fool

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What the fuck do i say to this

how do you get the job done then?

Oh man, I get as jobless as Bill O'Reilly, when I think about you shoving your trap dick up my ass.

Have you ever thought about it?

Want to use my little peen?

another reply x

Wanna come over? I could use someone to reach up in there and dislodge it. You can give it a whirl afterward.

Then how do you get off? Could you show me?

hmmm

Thats just what I was thinking! WTF indeed! It needs to happen, you free tonight?

Oh... Right.... You want to to tounge punch mine?

Nope, only say it to grils I think could help me remove it.

Praise kek! Check 'em.

not really, only to people who use other methods

don't say this OP

shall we remedy this problem?

Why not user?

it's stupid

Is 3 at once excessive? Course not

It's a great idea, lets her know where he is on the spectrum

wasted dubs

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When i forget to trim my nais before stimulating my prostate

You can use it when we get it out if you want

islam

You can tell she isn't into it.

It's a shame they didn't use that Final Kamehameha as a plot device to weaken Zamasu.
This disconnect is what led to Trunks' victory seem lopsided in comparison to the overall progression of the climax

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It's embarrassing because I can't fit the whole fucker in my mouth no problem. But my ass is just such a pussy

Your grades will never matter for any job except the first one. Same goes for what school you graduate from for undergrad.
If you suck with girls, learn ASAP. Get drunk, study pickup, anything. You do NOT want to be the only guy who couldn't get laid in college and you will regret it and be in an even worse spot once you leave.
Its way too easy to get fat when you're drinking all the time, eating at the buffet, and using the vending machines. Make SURE you hit the gym and/or make smart decision for breakfast/lunch/dinner.
Make socializing and/or partying a priority as long as you can keep around a 2.75 GPA or above. The majority of classes aren't going to teach you squat, but the social skills you learn now will stay with you your entire life. Go out every weekend. This is your last opportunity to party and be stupid before "real life" starts. Say goodbye to summer vacations, spring and summer breaks, you will be lucky to get 1 week off from work a year when you graduate. Take advantage!
On that note, if socializing/girls is an issue for you in any way and you don't think you can fix it yourself, Join a frat. Yes, it's stupid to "pay to make friends", but its even worse to be that dude who played WoW every weekend by himself. Make friends with the popular guys because you are the product of who you hang out with and they will rub off on you
If money is tight, go to community college and take liberal arts classes because every school requires them any way. It's an easy way to get the same credits for cheap. If money is NOT an issue, go directly to 4 year college just for the opportunity to socialize.

When My hand gets slippery from all the cum, blood, shit, and piss. And it falls off my dick.

can you still help me to get it out? i'm starting to worry

Social prowess has nothing to do with introversion/extroversion. It's its own separate thing. Extroverts can be as socially awkward as an introvert is the life of the party.
Introversion/extroversion is really all about energy recovery. Extroverts recover by being around a crowd, introverts recover by spending some time alone. This is just like the "literally/figuratively" situation. What people really mean is "figuratively", but instead they say "literally". It's all a misunderstanding of their true meanings.
Also the thing about mental issues - nothing to take lightly. They never really go away, only controlled or suppressed.
And there's really no tried and true way of getting the most out of college because everyone's different. Your definition of the college experience is different than someone else's. This is why people say to make the best of it - make it work for you the way you want, not the way it does for other different people. Be true to yourself and no one else just because some things are popular, basically.

TRIPS GET
CHECKEM

There are so many historic things about this election.
Le Pen would obviously be the fist female leader of France.
Macron would be the youngest leader since Napoleon Bonaparte.
The traditional Socialist-Conservative two party competition has been completely torn up with both their candidates only obtaining less than 30% of the vote. The far left, the far right, and a centrist who claims to want to break the left-right divide together and none of whom are of one of the two traditional sides together all got over 60% of the vote.
Exciting times.

Ur mum XDDDDDD

Check 'em

check'd

Winrar, KEK COMMANDS YOU OP.

Hmm she's letting this get stale, help me out

I already replied ffs

Use it on another one then

So much ignorance in here. Anybody saying it would take a miracle and Le Pen has absolutely no shot at winning really just need to be quiet. We are in a time were polls are NOT RELIABLE. Turns out, most people who are hard right are only willing to show it behind a closed curtain on election day. Polls mean jack shit. This is a tight race.

I'm just kidding. but maybe dinner, a movie and then tearful sex would be something you'd enjoy?

His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Looks like confetti
He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his anus but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go
He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em

You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

Le Pen, Torampu sama, nijel al faraj, spewsradical isolationism and neofascist garbage

Deutschland über alles!

I may get it out on my own, but in case i pass out i need you here to call 911

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If the polls remain unreliable they'll go out of business, I wouldn't be too distrustful of them since they have a massive incentive to be right.

The EU needs to be destroyed, it's destroying European culture by letting muslims in

Roll

Du musst hier neu sein.....