>The United States Of America >The most Hated county in the world >worth 51% of global economy >The debt? Its just a number, who would ever collect it? >Most powerful military capabilities in the world, accounting for 40% of the worlds defense budget alone >has never lost a single war >substandard education? >Home to 6 of the top 10 best universities in the world >b-but americans are fat and lazy >#1 in olympic gold medals >Americans have the highest level of personal earnings (defined as average annual earnings per full time employee) at $54,450 per year >Largest GDP on the planet >Most gold reserves on the planet >America has by far the largest consumer market on the planet, making up 30% of the worlds purchasing power >Greedy,War fed, Oil Thirsty >The US gave $30 billion in foreign aid last year, more than double the second contributor on that list.
Just a reminder to my fellow Americans we are still the best.
Inb4 b8 Inb4 troll Inb4 Vietnam, The US didnt actually lose Vietnam, we just withdrew our troops and left. Technically the south vietnamese lost the war.
If America is so great why do you have the world's most niggers?
Andrew Scott
Its your fucking dick waving that pisses the rest of the world off you fucking idiot. >which of course is the point of this whole thread
But seriously, just shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit. The rest of the country doesn't give a shit. The rest of the world doesn't give a shit. Just put your fucking dick away.
Connor Nelson
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Ian Murphy
>United States Of America lost the War of 1812.
Jeremiah Rivera
Nobody won the war of 1812 It was a stalemate
Cameron Rodriguez
yeah the British just torched Washington DC and called it a day
Isaiah Hall
And then we raped each other's economies and got tired of fighting a pointless war.
Dylan Cruz
The British stopped fighting 1812 because they were neck deep in shit with Napoleon, they didn't give a fuck about the US at that time.
Nolan Hughes
Completely ignoring that both the US and British had accomplished their military goals, and were now fighting for no reason other than spite, destroying each other's economies and undermining the British war effort against Napoleon by virtue of being a bigass resource drain.
Nobody won or lost the war of 1812. Both sides decided to stop fighting because there was more important shit to do at the time.
Jack Mitchell
Jesus Christ America is such an insecure fucking country. Americans are the worst on the entire planet for needing to be told what a "big" boy they are.
Kayden Moore
Nobody tells us that, you know why Trump's "make america great again" slogan was so successful?
BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING SAYS THAT.
Ayden Martin
Hit a nerve?
Nobody says it because anything America done, any other country has done better. And because you're all too busy stroking your own chodes and telling yourselves you're "above average...technically".
Nathaniel Diaz
What do you expect when we live in a constant state of paranoia fueled by the stupid shit going on in our political system and the continuous abuse of what goodwill we actually do try to give out?
You'd be just as crazy if you lived most of your life never seeing anywhere outside your home country, while constantly being fed propaganda about how evil whoever the government wants you to hate is at the same time. Living under a constant state of suppressed fear does absolute wonders to the human mind, especially in large groups.
Hudson Brooks
>gone to the moon
Jonathan Collins
checked
Jace Rivera
Nice quads.
By gone to the moon, you mean the NASA scientists that were by majority european? including ex-naxi german scientists? Such a shining feat for America.
Luis Bennett
>implying nobody else wanted those nazi scientists to do literally the same fucking thing for their own countries
Isaiah Powell
No I mean the Americans that walked around up there
Cameron Perry
most school shootings and mass murders
Hunter Gray
Oh everyone wanted those nazi scientists. Russia, Britain, Canada, everyone. That wasn't the point. The point was it wasnt exactly America that got itself to the moon. It was multiple countries worth of scientists that helped 3 Americans.
Colton Gutierrez
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Robert Myers
shame that flag is all fucked now
Nicholas Price
Yeah, three Americans, not Brits, or French, or Germans, or Russians. They helped the Americans get there because we paid the best. Thats what its like when you're a global leader, everyone else in the world does what you say because you pay them to do it.
James Ward
And everyone else as well. That's why it IS the point.
Most everyone involved had help from those scientists, not just America, so your argument is moot.
Alexander Wood
Americans are a special kind of breed that can not be compared to all the other sub-human fags living in shit holes/ 3rd word country
Julian Roberts
Vietnam >America fails to achieve their military objectives >NVA achieves their military objectives >USA loses
Juan Gray
Pretty sure the flag on the moon is Americas, yeah. By which I mean its been bleached white. Thats the flag you wave any time Putin looks at you squint-eyed, right?
You paid the best because funnily enough, your president was in a dick-measuring contest with Russia. Fun fact: He almost fucked your country doing it, too.
Juxtaposition, champ. Can't say A global leader then say everyone else does what you say. That implies you're the only global leader. And you'll notice a lot of countries don't do what you say. For example, America told Britain not to Brexit. Hollywood does what China says. America will do anything Russia wants them to.
What have you done since? It's been decades and you've done nothing.
Jayden Carter
and what have you done? fucking nothing
Connor Ward
Wifi?
Cameron Turner
so you've had decades to catch up, and failed? kekekekek
Alexander Fisher
I mean it's really not a hard concept. If we really wanted to kill all the vietnamese we could have blapped them with nukes and shit. However we decided we didn't want to kill them so we didn't. Therefore, not a loss.
Brody Price
Wifi was Australian
Noah Morris
>africa
Levi Evans
Negative the concept came from a Australian but and american invented it. Smu. A little more thank you would be appreciated.
Carter Gray
Weird, everything I saw on google disproves what you saw. But I'll believe you, person on the internet.
Jace King
Robert E. Kahn
Look him up. And thank the US of A for you're computer and internet later :*
Parker Lewis
She had american citizenship at the time there for making her american :)
Julian Jones
lol, Checkmate nigger, That's all you need to be an American
Owen Harris
Ahh, of course. The Americans invented it. With no help from any other country. All by themselves. Nobody else helped. The computer and internet was born out of a vacuum from soley American minds.
Didn't see that. So yes, by technicalities, WAS American. I stand corrected.
Evan Kelly
now you're getting it
Ethan Williams
We're the best of all.
Caleb Butler
Everyone knows this.
Sebastian Cook
Slightly off topic, but I've always been curious. Americans mostly so proud of being American, but then they distinguish themselves. "Irish-american", "Italian-american", etc etc. Isn't that hypocrytical? Not trying to troll, genuinely curious. How can you claim to be American when you still cling to a cultural identity from another country? Usually one you've never even visited?
Jayden Wood
I'm a Texan before I am an American it's a pride thing.
Liam Evans
Jazz
Noah Lee
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Leo Price
Fuck you beaner
Sebastian Cox
Good question user. The answer is that you really can't.
Why do you think we're so embroiled in political fuckery? There are so many groups of people, taking different messages from the shit they only hear about, and then arguing about it because nobody is on the same page.
Camden Edwards
Something important to know about being an American is that we don't actually like other Americans any more than the rest of the world does. There's no communal attitude here in the States, there's just a set of rules we all are supposed to abide by.
So like said, he's a Texan (faggot) before he's an American, and I'm a Mainer (complete badass) before I'm an American. But so long has he abides by the rules and so long as I do too, we're both part of the club.
If some other fuck who isn't even from here starts fucking with his rights as garunteed under our rules, they are by extension fucking with MY rights, and i'll fucking kill them for that. Hopefully he'll do the same if someone starts fucking with mine.
Jose Edwards
Immigrant country nigger.
Henry Gutierrez
America best country in the world. All you other faggot nigger countries have nothing on us. WE ARE THE BEST.
Carter Hughes
Yo nigger, is Maine cool? Been trying to make it in MD but all they want is military assholes.
Henry Gomez
>Americans mostly so proud of being American, but then they distinguish themselves. "Irish-american", "Italian-american", etc etc. Isn't that hypocrytical? Not trying to troll, genuinely curious. How can you claim to be American when you still cling to a cultural identity from another country? Usually one you've never even visited? Only black and mexican people do that. It's because they're taught that they're different from a young age. Mexican families are proud Mexicans with their own cultures that are different from the local culture. African Americans are taught they're different in schools. In public schools they're explicitly told that they're different from other people because they are black. In all the schools I went to every February for at least a couple days, they'd be taken out of class for BSU activities. (They'd get pizza and listen to black speakers and shit)
Charles Thomas
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James Myers
Correction* Half beaner, half Italian :*
Nathan Allen
>look mum pasted a meme >MOAR TENDIES
Carson Davis
Holy shit, genuine and thought-out answers. Was not expecting that on Sup Forums. As far as i'm aware, any immigrants have to do that pledge thing. Where you renounce all other countries and state empirically that you're American. So it's always bugged me in American films when people go on about being, for example, irish-american. Especially when the only tie they have to Eire or NI is their grandfather or great-grandfather.
This thread is very obviously full of proud americans, but that exists. I don't get it. If it is so great being American, why not just be American?
Jace Ward
Well, it genuinly seemed the USA was progressing under Obama on a national and global scale, I won't acknowledge Obama alone on that but the USA as a whole
Shit seems to hit the fan under the wing of trump who is on a quest for vengeance to completely undo everything Obama has set in place
Camden Wilson
Naw nigga. At least where I live they always identify as half fucking Russian or some shit. Try telling a Boston prick he's not part Irish and see what happens. In the end everybody sings the fucking star Spangled banner and hate dem sand niggers, so who cares
Adam Nelson
Texas and it's 49 bitches = the United States of America
Samuel Miller
But it's not just latino-americans or african americans. It's Italian, Irish, dutch, german, etc etc. So to answer the undertone in your communique its white people as well as coloured people.
Kevin Russell
Texas is a fucking redneck shithole characterized by incest and racism
Jordan Wright
If you find one abroad they will always tell you just American. It's between Americans where there's a distinction.
Jaxon Peterson
And chili and football.
Jason Reyes
Awweee, Tiny Texas's self esteem is so high! Good for you. - Alaska
Blake Ward
Rednecks? Nope try cowboys. Texas is the 8th largest economy by its self! So yeah I'd be mad too ic I lived in some bum ass state. Ayyy lmao.
Christian Howard
Damn, that actually makes sense. Thank you.
Landon Baker
Yup I'd be mad too if a had to neighbor gay ass Canadians and lives in a gay ass iglu.
Juan Perez
Lived*
Connor Clark
No prob fam. The wife is American, so I know about that stuff
Cooper Flores
the other part you're missing is that here in America, it's relatively well known that the only people who give a real fuck about any of that stuff have such tiny worlds that they have to use their heritage as a crutch to try and make their lives mean something.
Which is actually really sad.
Ethan Lopez
51% of global economy
lol dude where do you got this number from. I don't think its more than 20% haha
Christopher Miller
Fuck off we're full
Gavin Wood
Breitbart
Brody Powell
We lost Vietnam. The fact that ISIS is around shows we lost the Iraq war too. But yea, love your tag line about who is going to collect the debt, so true.
Matthew Moore
Obama
Joseph Hernandez
Karma, you act decently to another user, and you get dubs.
Jordan Cruz
Full of wat? Trees? There's like a 100 people total there
Tyler Bell
nigger you clearly don't live in America >substandard education? the only answer is yes stupid faggot, universities don't fucking count cuz ya need to pay for that.
Leo Morris
Fucking exactly, piss off. Go to New Hampshire, they don't give a shit.
Daniel Diaz
But Stanley Kubrick filmed that in england
Christopher Hill
infiltrated nation since 1776
Jaxson Turner
Half of the enrollment on those schools is foreign
Lucas Kelly
No he didn't.
Andrew Davis
USA was succesful with drone strikes as I understood vs ISIS
Connor Reed
If you look at the actual national average for income on all taxable incomes we actually make hardly fucking shit as a whole in this country
Tyler Peterson
my nigga
Aaron Wilson
America is a cancerous shit stain that has stolen everything it ever used to become the "great" country that it is now. Do you even history faggot?
Bentley Garcia
but.... but they lost the war of 1812 LUL
Ayden Parker
>concept came from a Australian >american invented it Ah, this "invented" must be a millennial word that serves as an antonym to the original meaning.
Liam Reed
haha you maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Jace Cox
America is essentially built upon Europeans so you should give us the blame
Sorry from Trump guy
Christian Hughes
while some of that may be true, we are without a doubt the least united, most retarded first world country by a long shot. Anyone who disagrees honestly does not travel or speak to other human beings. Or read for that matter.
Blake Bell
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Evan Ramirez
War of 1812 bitch. Suck our red-coat dicks.
Luis Cox
Lives as a slave to a system that doesn't ackowledge political divorce as a right. Thinks he isn't a cuck....The seconds are still ticking you who set yourselves above gods.