ITT: We live in the same house

ITT: We live in the same house.

JESUS CHRIST user DID YOU CLOG THE TOILET AGAIN

*slams door*

>I HATE YOU ALL

user, I made you breakfast... will you come downstairs and we can talk about what you saw between me and uncle John?

GUYS YOU NEED TO STOP HANGING YOURSELVES. THE ROOF IS GONNA COLLAPSE ON US

>quietly brings 1000 lbs of fertilizer into the basement.

I'm planting weed. Fuck you all.

> stores it next to 250 gallon diesel tank

Don't get that shit on my dead hooker collection faggot.

Can't someone other than me buy toilet paper for once? Or empty the kitchen bin? Or just clean their shit out of the sink and stop filling it up so that I can't clean my stuff?

WHY IS THERE A DEAD NIGGER AT THE FRONT LAWN?

you guys know how much I hate negros

>puts a sign up saying "dead nigger storage"

Don't mix them up with my dead hooker collection faggot.

Can i borrow one of them ?

...

>puts up pictures of the ylyl banana everywhere

*token black guy*

>damn
>sheeitt
>that is wack

Will someone make me cum on the nigger?

'Hey where's the dead nigger storage?'

it's in the back in a huge hole i made the first dozen niggers dig

Here come some gassss

*bong rip*

Ha, BUSTED
Niggers don't work...

> WTF ARE YOU DOING ?

will you faggots please clean up the common are
my mom is coming over

I don't know, I have this black dead whore, and now I'm confused

She already here, whit dead black hookers

They do with the application of a whip

I'll rent one to you.

Extra charge if you don't clean it out before it's returned.

Hey my dudes, what is up?

thx bro

*goes back to room and play my Xbox video game console*

>Damn this shit is wack

Hmm, but who is gonna pick our fucking cotton now?

No no user, you moved them upstairs last month, I put my chinese sweatshop children there last week

Hey i brought pizza guys ;-;

The advent of modern machinery (aka white supremacy)

Put the sex parts in my whore collection the rest go out back.

Hey guys, do you mind if my little sister stays over?

dibs she can sleep in my room

*faps furiosly to gay porn in the puke,piss and shit covered restroom*

My bad - routine and all that...

tits or gtfo

Sorry user, I meant to do it earlier, but I was too busy shitting

>be me
>live in house with a bunch of fuking degenerates
>am the only christian there
>probably the only autistic too...
>user clogged the toilet like a piece of shit again, probably clogged it with all his failures
>another user is stuck in their room being a fucking pussy
>another user had a relationship with uncle john, the fucking butt-slutt!
>i was supposed to be uncle john's butt-slutt :^(
>some garden-fags are turning the basement into a weed (and likely shroom) room, one of the anons is currently tallying his head hooker collection
>havent found my gouat waifu in 3 months...
>i miss my goat pussy...
>250 gallons of gasoline down there, can't say i haven't been tempted to blow us all sky-high
>one of the anons is a fucking OC normie, insists on keeping this waste-bin of a home clean.
>nigger jack is still on the lawn, as i left him. hopefully he is preggers since i fucked his but from 1am to 5am.
>the nigger storage is coming along nicely, we will never stave so long as we subsist on nigger meat
>fome retarded neet put up pictures of the banana.
>am considering an heroine and bringing the house down with me, live-stream hopefully

Have any of you seen my Catherine? She was my waifu and i haven't seen her in months!!!
she looks like pic related:

If you care it's your job

*Sees white friend's loli sister*
Sure she can come play with me on my Xbox video game console. You can too we're playing Fusion Frenzy

sure, but space is tight; she's gonna have to share a bed with one of us!

Hey anons, my gf wants to spend the night so be nice to her.

Dubs. You got the girl.

hey if it wasn't for me cleaning this house would be a fucking disaster

Dibs if she's dead.

Send her upstairs.

Sharing is caring, user.

honestly fuck you user.
speaking of fucking, have you seen my goat waifu?

the irl loli is mine and i'll curb stomp any motherfucker that tries to take her away from me

no i haven't seen her in months dude

vag or gtfo

Who the fuck shoved a cat in the microwave again?

kk but she wants me to jerk off while I watch you pound her...

Hey m8 you up for a few bevvies down the local?

yeah i need to get fuck out of this house for a few hours

Yo dude, you gonna eat that cat?

WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE MY GODDAMN FRUITY PEBBLES?
Holy shit all the milks gone too!

I'm going to feed it to the Asian guy

>see ad for house that is pretty big and the people need roommates
>Decide, what the hell. My mom wants me out of the house anyways
>pack up and leave the basement
>get in shitty '89 toyota
>its shit but gets the job done
>arrive at house
>ring doorbell, some dude opens the door
>"u-uhh hi, i saw your ad online, i'm user"
>the dude just stares at me and invites me in
>get in and see that theres a bunch of autistic retards allover the place
>there are people who share nudes they got
>there are others who are doing some "ylyl" challenge
>realise this is Sup Forums
>start running to the door, the dude from earlier is blocking it, hes too heavy to move out of the way
>also dont want to touch him, looks like hes about to burst into a grease pile
>realise theres no way out
>im stuck here with these people
>now and then some other normie gets dragged into this bullshit
>the other sites, as in tumblr have tried to attack us to no avail
>i have been stuck here for a couple of years, ive lost track of time
>this is probably the last post ill make before ending it
>After all. Thats what happens to all of us

Shit.
I miss my goat pussy user, it took everyone's combined funds to buy one!
I swear, if she is on the hooker pile hooker user better an hero tonight...

>this entire thread

wait was that what that money was for?
you fucking asshole you told me it was for the electric bill

The buildings condemned user, the electricity is produced by the niggers (that are still alive) in the generator room.

Shiit, you gone eat the asian guy? Im hungry but am I fuck paying for food when we need to pay thousands in electricity for the basement

Kill yourself you degenerate with that ;-; bs

GUYS -WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD NOW?

>your entire post

WHICH DUMB JEW CUCK FORGOT TO CHIP IN FOR THE LIGHT?!

looks like your about to get cucked

i'm not falling for your jew lies anymore

THICCLOLLIs_99

GUYS THE COPS ARE HERE

*throws hardrive into microwave*

I think we need to become cannibals

Me?
Jew?
why would you think that user...

btw can i borrow 100 dollars goy?

THERE'S STILL A CAT IN THERE MORON

Shit!
Someone go ask /diy/ wtf to do?
any /k/ nearby?

last time i let you borrow money you went and blew it all at taco bell

$1200 a month for groceries. yeah we gotta do something

I KNOW, FUCK IT. WE DONT HAVE TIME

*buries self in dead hooker pile*

>but not for fun this time..

GUYS LOOK ITS HARAMBE xD

Is there anything to eat in here that hasn't got cum on it?

I found this in the sub-basement.
Can we keep it?

FUCKING EAT THE CAT FASTER YOU SHIT

He'll need to go in the washing machine, he's dirty

It's better than nigger tbqhfam

kill the bitch! We need more dead hookers
Also nice trip

Who are we gonna eat first?

no there's nothing to eat in this houseexcept for a microwaved cat. but's probably filled with cum
one of us has to go to a food bank or something

guysssss. If you can't keep an eye on your nigger we're gonna have to get rid of it.

Get out of my hiding spot you dipshit!
There's no way i'm hiding in the nigger pile!

That's why he's in the sub-basement. user is just being a tard taking him out.

the fat fucks go first. sorry guys but you'll provide more meat
but i'm not eating shit unless we have some good sides. like mashed

I live here from sometimes and I can give you a precious tip: never drink from the milk bottle.
Unless you are the raging faggot obvioulsy

only so long as you keep a watchful eye on it user.
Spook it with nigger-spooks and give it a gun, it should be able to handle the cop problem with the right motivation.

My dead hooker collection is outta bounds Pal.

ITS THE POLICE!
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!