Whatever you do, don't touch anything

>Whatever you do, don't touch anything.

>*comic relief character accidentally drops something/bangs into something causing a loud noise*
>"Sorry"

>"careful, there's a lot of traps here"
>"oh, look! a shiny thing!"
>*click*

>touches something
>shit goes wrong
>I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING!
>I DIDN'T!

>No! Please! Stop! I don't want this! You're hurting me!

Name ONE (1) movie.

FOOL OF A TOOK

The mummy i think.

Lotr fellowship in moria as well.

>Oh your left
>YOUR OTHER LEFT

fuck off kanye, go be """shakespear""" somewhere else

>he's standing right behind me, isn't he?

>kanye

>hero held hostage at gunpoint by villain
>friend pointing gun at villain
>hero yells to friend "take the shot!"

>Alright kids stay where you are I'm coming to get you

>happy ending

I was watching Warcraft and this happened, yesterday I as watching Get Smart and Sherlock and it happened, also happened in a TV show.

>ultra horrific and/or violent scene
>happy upbeat music playing in the background

>You promise you'll pull out, right?

>whatever you do, don't touch anything
>character immediately puts down some priceless item they were touching

Was it rape?

friendly reminder that, before rape was illegal, it was legal.
and before girls were taught that it was bad, they probably liked it

>Character is infiltrating the lair of an enormous monster
>Some gooey matter drops on his head and shoulders
>Looks up
>It's my dick

>"We're not gonna make it!!"
>They make it

Aladdin

>We've got company
>You just don't get it do you
>He's behind me... isn't he?
>She's gonna blow
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>You'll never get away with this
>I can do it in X hours/You've got X-1
>It's not what it looks like
>I can explain
>You look like shit
>It's me you want
>I've got a bad feeling about this
>X is my middle name
>We're not so different, you and I
>I wouldn't do that if I were you
>It's quiet...too quiet
>How do I know I can trust you?/You don't
>I didn't sign up for this
>Try me.
>You're off the case
>...That went well
>Not on my watch
>No time to explain
>Shit just got real
>Is that all you've got?
>Yeah, you better run!
>What about Plan B?/That was Plan B!
>Oh haha, very funny
>Is this some kind of sick joke?
>I was born ready
>How hard can it be?
>In English, please

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