ITT: Critic-proof Franchises

How do these keep making money?

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>Critic-proof Franchises

as in despite being slammed by critics they still make a ton of money?

They're dumb fun. At least most of them are, the last few have been awful.

They're in the same vein as Transformers, but not as blatantly retarded. Just really stupid.

Because it's called Resident Evil

obviously

they're utterly stupid but fun.

Biggest downside to em is the revolving door of recurring characters that'll disappear for 2 to 4 movies at a time.

On the plus side this is the last one, sony swears, and the evil doctor from the 2nd and 3rd movies with the tentacles is back as the final boss

>Hot chick shooting zombies

2 Tickets plz

i hope she shows her hairy pussy again!!!!

Chinks

Yeah but why does Sony keep letting Paul WS Anderson direct? Most studios would be looking for new talent in their situation (if only to prevent the franchise from getting stale).

>Resident Evil
In name only.

They are not fun though and the zombie are little more than background dressing. Every film is a boring slog on par with direct-to-video garbage. This is the most bafflingly bad film series in history and it's over a decade old somehow.

basically this
it's like the underworld thing, there's always gonna be a market for "hot girl in tight outfit kills monsters" films

this.

>dat feel when you'll never see the Alice clone army have an orgy

>Yeah but why does Sony keep letting Paul WS Anderson direct?
Every one of the movies have been a success and he's married to the lead actress.
Also think Capcom has a say in keeping him on board.

you might not like em but for many they're just stupid fun to watch

>Yeah but why does Sony keep letting Paul WS Anderson direct?

Why not, he keeps making money for them.

Is that chick wearing blue going to be in this one?

Milla's pretty funny in the commentaries. She even draws attention to that scene so fans can freeze frame it.

Milla's always fun to watch in films.

PWSA has very nice imagination with regards to directing action sequences and that's why I like these films

>Milla's always fun to watch in films.

She's so cute, especially when turning supposed "fanboys' " assholes inside out.

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I mean that her stage presence is fun. Fifth Element is still one of my favorites, but third Resident Evil and that jungle film or something was fun too

These are the kind of movies you can just go and watch.
>really no need to know anything about the series
>has a cool title
>zombies, action, cool-looking female lead

This is the kid of movie that you can just randomly decide to go watch with a bunch of friends on Friday night. It has a bit of everything for everyone.

Because he's Milla's husband. I get the impression they're kind of a package deal now.

>fun
>fun
>fun
I get it, you have nothing interesting to say. Now shut the fuck up pleb.

This.

>Let's go to the movies.
>What's out?
>Looks like there's a new Resident Evil flick.

This is how I've seen every movie after the first one.

She has a joyful and energetic presence that makes me run with the film

that was super cute desu

They are borderline experimental.

Go to bed Mike

I liked the latest one.But why did they get rid off Leon in the upcoming one? I'd love to see a movie adaptation of Resident Evil 4

Fun popcorn schlock, doesn't pretend to be anything else, with general movie going audiences aware of said fact.
Turn your brain off and enjoy the ridiculousness of it all affair, similar to the Fast and Furious franchise.

Anything in the DCEU

daily reminder they degloved a stuntwoman's head filming the most recent one

Daily reminder that stunt professionals get paid to take the hit and/or minimize the potential of the accident and it is literally their job as a body double/stunt double to get a degloved face if the stunt goes wrong.

They get paid for that.

He knows how to make cheap "good looking" movies.

Last few Resident Evils look like shit though.

It was her face, which seems to look fine in her recent pictures. A few scars but still pretty. She says she still can't move here neck or chest well though.

Hopefully she can find some kind of movie or tv work still.

That was Jay who said that, pleb.

WOULD STILL BERRY LIKE KING ARTHUR.

I would freeze frame Jill's upskirt in 2.

based milia

Jorah Mormont all grayscaled and shit.

Does she sing in any of her movies?

still pretty shame about the arm and her spine and all

>stuntmen get paid to lose limbs and go comatose

m8 you're fucking retarded

SAUCE

How did Resident Evil end up the only successful video game film franchise?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

That's the sound of the point going over your head and your face being degloved, you stupid animal.

>sony swears


Until the reboot

People keep buying tickets hoping they see her again

This, holy shit hottest fucking girl in cinema I swear

Resident Evil is hated because it's guilt free fun. That's why normie leaders like RLM film themselves chortling at it while they put out serious reviews of grimdark capeshit.

RE movies are capeshit for adults.

>wake up
>look out window
>fires, gunshots, people screaming, shambling army of the dead
>put on a tube top and miniskirt
What the fuck was Jill's problem?

they are enjoyable fun, you'd never call them "good" but they aren't bad movies, RE movieverse doesn't try to be too edgy or grimdark either

Zombie craze.

[ ] cute
[ ] flat
[ ] Milla Jovovich
Pick three

Buy the DVD/Bluray.

She wasn't receiving my penoral device.

She is not in this one.

Re never tried to be more than a fun movie. I'm pretty hype for it

It was pre zombie craze though

In RE case, the answer is nips. Japan loves Biohazard

Always thought Paul Anderson's love of shuck and jive ruined his movies

I wouldnt mind that. A reboot that's more faithful to the games (as in, stupid, but with a decent atmosphere).

they made Enough money
and they are fun as hell to watch