S/fur

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Programming edition, the smart ones amongst us do this so we may at least be kept as pets after the AI revolution

So, with the number of people here that program, is there any language that none of us know how to program in?

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Filenames program.

Machine language
None of us can program in machine language.

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So what's the closest connection one of us has to someone who can program in machine language?
I know that one of my grandfathers can, possibly both since they both worked on computers really early on, but that's not a close connection because I don't talk with them much.
My mother doesn't like her parents and I loathe my father's father.

Oh my god, so cute!!!

This.

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Idk man I'm just here for the porn

I don't know how to program. I can build the shit out of some guns tho.

More porn, more of this color!

Requesting slutty furry females getting their buttholes stuffed with large throbbing cockles

Please and thank you

>11 posts
>4 dubs
Amazing

>not knowing how to program

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its not per se difficult or something, its just ineffective and there are to many different processors

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*draws knife*

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I have no connection to anyone who can.
I doubt you do either as computer engineers program in hexadecimal rather than binary (machine language).

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I find it really funny that I'm currently procrastinating on writing the fake pseudo code for my final, while the thing I'm trying to use to procrastinate is talking about coding.

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Imma let you finish, but first, Gorsha is the best artist out there.

English

*antiroo

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REEEEEEEEEE

but that's wrong you faggot.

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REEEEEEEEEEE

>implying nerds will ever inherit the world
>implying stronk will go extinct

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I'll go extinct without you.

Well, I programmed a """computer""" in machine language once.
It was a simulation of a simple CPU and memory array for a school assignment.

Shit was so boring and error prone that I ended up writing a grammar and related assembler for it almost straight away.

Everyone in class was amazed at how quickly I could write new programs for it, until I showed them the assembler and they all went "why the fuck didn't I think of this". Kek.

Well, since I'm stronk, you'd survive, since I'd survive.

you know that image is cursed my man

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Some of us know machine language. I've written z80, mos6502, x86 and arm assembly. Wote a vic 20 emulator and currently working on a pc xt emulator.

I hope so. She's hot.
No, you're cursed!

Stronk is hot, isn't it?

Not that one! Her left nipple is fucked up!

Look closely and you'll see the outline of a hand that's distorting the shape.

I mean, I guess.

oh god that's perfect

More stronk or fishnets?

No fishnets, but plenty of stronk!

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bump

I'd keep you forever.

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>shitty d3 voice lines
pls why

Been writing SQL commands all day, fucking finals.

Where do you go to look for some story versions?

ur ass

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>Where do you go to look for some story versions?
of what?

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... I wish I had a gf like pic related.
fluffy, cuddly, passionate and yet fast and strong.
guess I'll die a lonely man...

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d3?

/S/fur I'm looking for one in particular but wanna try to find it myself first.

You can do cuter than that!

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diablo 3. ok super casual ARPG with a shitty artstyle. if you want the most dumbed down ARPG on the market, it's the one to play.

not him, but i'd like to cuddle this one. or at least make her purr of happiness

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I have a soft spot for cheetahs.
they're the most purrfect gf material.

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I like SQL.
I find it very conversational, almost like you're talking to the database a la Star Trek.


>select this from that join that other thing on thingy=thingy2 where something is not null and insert date > sysdate - 10

I always have a Toad open to my local development database, I find it very useful all the time when I need to generate test data for something.
If you learn how to exploit CONNECT BY to generate rows you will never go back.

GORSHA'S THE BEST, A-RO-OUND! NOTHING'S EVER GONNA YIFF HER DOWN!

Damn right!
Meh.

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>i'd like to cuddle this one. or at least make her purr of happiness
that's the spirit!

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They can be pretty nice indeed.