QUICK! Stacy is aproaching you

QUICK! Stacy is aproaching you.
You have 7 seconds to do the most normie thing possible and hide your autisim!

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Fall asleep from a standing position

Tip fedora

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Wanna see my credit cards?

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Do a 360 and walk away, QUICKLY!

Y-you too

>waves hand
"Hi Stacy, how's your day going so far"

approaches her while holding phone but it looks like im taking a creep photo and she calls the police

To which she says, "How the hell do you know my name?"

Your mom's got it going on.

"Oh hi there."

*Takes out smartphone*
Stare at the screen until she lefts.

Do the virgin walk

pull out my weiner

Hi Stacy. Nice feet.

Smoke a blunt. Kick it with my cat.

try not to make eye contact as i forget how to walk then start sweating as the muscles in my neck tense up and give me a headache for the rest of the day. then wait for her to ask me how i am doing and then i say good as i try to catch my breathe

I sheathe my genki steel daikatana and pluck a rose from the quill of roses I have strapped to my back. Stare into her eyes and dramatically drop to one knee, heart racing. I lick the beads of sweat that come within reach of my mouth and I tremble for now is my time. She places her hand under my chin and using only her eyes she says to me "You are the wind in my heart". For no other could fill such a roll, this roll that I now find as my calling.

came here to post this

The worst thing about living here is that you can only kill yourself once