Let me introduce you to Dan

Let me introduce you to Dan.
Say something nice about him

Ugly cunt

disgusting fat pedo kys

Dan "Hymen Collider" Schneider?

Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider?

That's mean

He likes "Danny" more i think

His hair cut makes mine look good

Dan "the hebe rider" Schneider?

Dan "The Rider in Red" Schneider

Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder

That's nice, thank you! :)

Dan "If you wanna be famous let me finger your anus" Schnieder.

Dan "Spread em wider and I'll be a contract provider" Schnieder.

Dan "if you wanna be on tv then sit on my knee" Schnieder.

Dan "If you want your own show your cherry must go" Schnieder.

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider?

Dan "If you want the role then lube up your hole" Schnieder.

Christ. Why is he in every picture touching children semi-inappropriately?

>10/10 would let hang out with my little sisters

Look at her eyes. They're ready to tear up knowing that she's gonna have to suck Dan "Big Dick" Schnieder's 12 incher if she wants that second season

Dan "If you want to be cast then swallow my cum blast" Schnieder

Danning wishes he got Fanning during her her childhood spanning

Didn't you just answer your own question?

Dan "If you want a scene then fondal my peen" Schnieder.

Dan "if you want to be on the show you better know how to blow" Schnieder.

Dan "If TVs your thing then let me finger your ring" Schnieder.

Dan "check out my van" Schneider

Dan "if you are looking for a part then cum you must fart" Schnieder

Dan "if you want a second season, you better start the pleasin'" Schnieder

Dan "feel randy from his candy" Schneider

Dan "The man with a plan to get you in the back of his unmarked white van" Schnieder.

Dan "Gettin' gnarly with iCarly" Schneider?

Dan "play my flute or get the boot" Schneider

Dan "Drink my pee to get on tv" Schneider

Dan "Want to be famous? Give up the anus" Schneider

Dan "I'll marry someone older then the FBI will close their folder" Schnieder.

Dan "Ill marry my advisor and theyll be none the wiser" Schneider

Dan "Dick-a-loadeon" Schnieder.

Dan "The police will not come if I marry someone as old as my mom" Schnieder.

Dan "casting call for tongue on the balls" Schneider

Dan "she couldnt be any tighter so I had to cum inside her" Schneider

>Say something nice about him

Rhymes aside, he looks like he's lost a bit of weight so good on him.

Dan "How much more? You'll know, you whore!" Schneider

Thank you, Dan approves of your positve messages

Dan "If you want your own show then my dick you must blow" Schnieder.

That was a chuckle.

...

Dan "my home porn galleries of me burning off calories" Schneider.

whats this

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "If you want to work in this town, you'd better go down" Schneider.

Dan "get in the fucking van" Schneider

This is really fucking depressing.

My girl worked with this guy on a couple of shows a few years back.
A friend told me a lot of bad shit about him a while ago, didn't look into it. Is there any actual truth to any of this?

Dan "If you can't bleed, then you get my seed" Schneider

He's haunting them

Dan "A few years back, he was in my girl's crack" Schneider.

HE TAPS THE TIGHTEST TWATS

...

It's Twitter

The story so far:
>Dan got her pregnant
>She wanted to keep it
>Dan and advisor now wife went crazy
>Dan forced her to abort baby and paid the medical bills.

Should be Dan "The abortion provider" Schnieder.

Dan is worth a "brb church" style op.

Fucking kek.

he got who pregnant?

Dan ''GET IN THE VAN!!!'' Shneider?

Gives him flashbacks

Ariana Grande

Dan "Should I keep the baby uh it'll fuck up my labia" Schneider

Dan "The man with a plan that'll get him the back of the Sup Forums partyvan" Schnieder.

Dan "Her pussy used to be pettite but now it's grande" Schnieder

did you mean? The Big Dick @ Nick

Dan "arianna ain't seen grande yet" Schneider? weve met before..many times actually

Dan "Shit was mad jokes, but you've ruined it for these fine folks" Schneider

ha ha! Dan "fritzl ain't got shitzl on me" Schneider, how u been muh man?

...

Dan "For this fat kike, your skirt you must hike" Schneider

I get that he is fat, ugly and has a weird hair cut... But why do we keep calling him pedo and stuff? Because he make award winning children's shows? Did he do diddle little fiddles?

What makes him a pedo?

Dan "I'll make a shill of this goy and fuck his young boy" Schneider

Did he fuck young boys?

I don't know; it's memes. Just have fun with it and stop being a fag.

There's just rumors from websites that he's been kind of a sicko. I don't remember the exact sites sources though.

Also he's just kind of creepy.

Is he really a pedo?

Yeah. I'm a hot young 12 yr old shota twink that he diddles on the regular against my wishes.

True story

Looks like it's just a meme. Probably nothing to worry about then.

It felt a little bit weird to see this guy's face on the first page, after not using Sup Forums for probably around 6-7 years now.

Is he posted here often? I'd assume so, given that my friend that told me about him lurks quite a bit.

dan "i'll make your daughter famous" Schneider

It's not a meme he really did unload his balls in Ariana Grande.

@DanWarp ask him on Twitter about how much the abortion cost.

Dan "Along came a Schnieder and put a baby inside her" Schnieder.

Dan "The man with a plan to impregnate Arian in the back of his van" Schnieder.

Are you lurking again Dan?

There literally are never enough Dans in these threads.

Just because he is successful and has a great career while living out your fantasies by hugging young adolescents and becoming very close to them and making them millionaires doesn't mean he is a pedofile you degenerates

True.
It's his disgusting sexual exploitation and molestation of young adolescents that make him a pedophile...

...you dumbass.

Danny Boy my old friend is lurking.

Dan "Don't Call Me That" Schneider

Dan "Is in the house" Schnieder.

Dan "If you want to be cast then make me cum fast" Schnieder.

>Dan "The police will not come if I marry someone as old as my mom" Schnieder.
See also: Ashton Kutcher marrying Demi Moore.

Dan "Drop a Nicka Load In You" Schneider

You might be retarded.

truth trips

So much truth in this post.

I mean, there is a strong possibility. Sleep deprivation can be detrimental to ones mental health.

I thought it was good though.
I'll go fuck myself.