I hate Mexicans so much I hate them

I hate Mexicans so much I hate them.
>be me
>eat to many tendies or something
>have to use public bathroom
>feelsbad.man
>half way into my anus burning shit a beaner walks in
>I get scared to release my farts because of my crippling autism
>lol whatever he'll leave in a minute
>watch through crack in the stall door as he pulls hair products and a comb out of his bag and begins to style his do for almost half an hour
>mfw burning shit and wet farts build up in me this entire time

lmfao continue user please i beg you

Fucking hell, fine.

>about ten minutes of Mexican Johnny Bravo making himself look good
>decide to just go ahead and push it out
>let out a small fart
>it echos off the walls
>mfw
>Mexican Johnny Bravo hears it
>looks at me through crack for some fucking reason
>chuckles and returns to styling his do
>my autism intensifies
>mfw again

I'm with Mexicano Johnny here. That shits funny.

That's fucked bro, fucking beaners and their stupid beaner behavior, but at least they not as bad as niggers.

>my crippling doesn't go outside enough
>damn everyone who does things

You should probably not go out in public bro.

I stayed there for the rest of the time until Mexican Johnny's friends came in and chomped around with their shitty body spray until they left. I was so scared they would hear me shit again.

>Somebody is taking care of themselves and maintaining their hairstyle
>Be too autistic to know how to handle the situation

>everyone knows the most disastrous thing you can do around a mexican is fart

Do you think they would actually care if you started taking a dump, dude?
Even if they did, what are they gonna do? Chuckle at you and call you a name?

Fuck you! Mexicans shouldn't use bathrooms like it's their one at home!

>tell OP he is autistic
>like he didn't already say it

bright

What you do is take the dump and leave before the other guy that way people think he was taking the shit.

Yes. They will rape him while he shits and he will have no defense because currently shitting

>Chuckle at you and call you a name?
Yes, I couldn't let that happen. I'm very vulnerable when I shit.

This is what is called a Mexican standoff.

They don't. I bet he doesn't have a mirror at home

That's his problem! I just wanted to shit in peace and make loud poopy noises!

This happened to a guy my dad worked with. He became a trap afterwards because it triggered him so badly. His penis wasn't very feminine though.

Use the shit as a defense!

I fucking know it's you Carlos! I WILL GENOCIDE YOUR PEOPLE FOR STYLING THEIR HAIR IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!

Stop using public bathrooms then. They're public. Bathrooms.

you're the one wrecking the toilet. you dont do that at home?

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OP did you poop?

>be brace OP
>begin to shit
>poopoo noises turn on Mexican Johnny
>he calls in his homeboys
>"ayyy lmao, lets rape this white boy, cuz!"
>OP becomes worried
>Mexican Johnny and his gang crawl over the top of the stall and surround OP
>they flip him over and pull out their crusty peeners
>OP smiles
>"you foolish fools..."
>OP lets out wave of burning tendy shit
>it literally melts Mexican Johnny and his gang
>OP sighs at his victory and begins to finger his shit covered butthole because he's a faggot

Fuckers

you did it in the wrong order faggots

>be mexican
>live in all mexican neighborhood
>go to 90% mexican schools
>never have mexican friends because they're shit
>never use mexican stores because they're shit
>never like anything mexican because it's shit

feels good man

Yes, but I had to sit there for a long time with it in me.
Exactly, and I wanted to use it and make poopoo noises but Mexican Johnny wouldn't let me.
That toilet was cutting edge, dude. It sucked my shit down very fast and very hard. It may have changed the pressure in the room with how hard it sucked my poopoo down.

>be me
>mexican johny
>go to bathroom to get ready for a hot date
>someone passes gas
>go to check it out because I've been grooming for like half an hour
>not sure if someone died on crapper
>see 450lb disgusting autist
>smell him before his shit smeared ass
>stained cloths with moth holes
>chuckle
>texts friends for backup
>trigger land whale autist

Foolish fool, you have fallen for my trap. Now I'm going to hack your shitty phone you stole from a dollar store.

I have a similar story I had a while back about taco people
>be me age 17
>walking in high school to next period
>stumble across a pack of fucking mexicans
>soccer shirts and gym shorts everywhere
>they are walking in this giant fucking mess of people, making a roadblock that could stop a fucking tank
>they all smell
>like they fucking REEK
>annoyed try to go around
>nope.jpg
>exhale through nose loudly
>try other side
>fail miserably
>don't have autism like OP
>Fucking shove through all of them
>they all say something in mexican
>still dont know what a "puto" is
>dont look back
>they had the last laugh, the fucking smell followed me the rest of the day

do fatty, before your blood sugar drops

Please don't bully me on my safe space.

His dubs say you're the fag

>safe space