How would you slay her?
How would you slay her?
Julian Barnes
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Mason Ward
Why is the dude dragon so much smaller?
Isaac Wilson
Derg thread?
Derg thread!
Leo Russell
With my longsword.
Parker Barnes
He's not a dragon, he's an adventurer come to slay her
Luke Williams
Hell yeah
Carson Myers
I dunno, looks like he just gave her a jewel of some kind. Not really the actions of someone attempting to slay a dragon.
Blake Murphy
You mean worship? On my knees probably.
Cooper Lee
as a macrophille
I'd slay that ass
Jordan Young
For the normies: Slay is being used in a different manner here. It's being used as a synonym for "fuck".
Hudson Rogers
magical creatures, so ask her to get smaller, like, my size, and then basically this
poke with my longsword repeatedly until we both run out of stamina.
dragon treasury raid was a great success.
Tyler Young
That's not a longsword, that's not even the length of a dagger. Go home.
Easton Richardson
all night long
Brayden Brown
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Xavier James
>implying I wouldn't fuck the dragon unconscious
>implying I wouldn't kill her right as I climax
Angel Hughes
>ask her to get smaller
Why not larger?
Adrian Lewis
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Parker Watson
Gold grows dragons
Nolan Gutierrez
I already have enough that one.
Xavier Flores
Now that's a dragon I'd like to slay in both meanings of the word
Andrew Russell
O shit, why didn't you say so sooner?
Gavin Ross
Maleficent is the Di$ney version of Cynder:
All the guys wanna (s)lay her
Cooper Brown
By shooting myself in the face twenty times
Owen Wilson
MINE! *grabby claws*
Tyler Young
Aww yeah. I'd smash that like a retarded monkey in a watermelon factory, and then slice her head off and mount it on a wall.
Joseph Moore
I bring treasures from Eka's portal
Cooper Reed
Hey, as long as a hot dragon's growing I'm not complaining.
Michael Roberts
Cynder you say?
Charles Gutierrez
Unbirthing? Sweet!
Moar!
Kevin Gomez
pretty sure he's up her butt
anyway here is an unbirth one.
Robert Thomas
Fucking this!
MOAR UNBIRTHING!
Grayson Walker
>Unbirth
>Female anal vore
Both scratch the same itch.
Isaiah Torres
Us femdergs are so good at unbirthing!
Andrew Adams
Vore + fulltour followed by unbirth
enjoy
Oliver Davis
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Cameron Wood
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Juan Sullivan
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Oliver Nguyen
That's not a derg...
Ryder Cooper
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Carter Powell
Adam Clark
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Jackson Howard
With my pen0r of righteousness
Charles Sanchez
idk man It's got like wings and horns and shit
I'm just a macrophille not into dragons particularly
Tyler Gutierrez
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Anthony Nguyen
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Anthony Adams
Surprised this hasn't come up yet!
Noah Diaz
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Adam Gray
Or these three...
Parker Cox
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Jason Gutierrez
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Evan Johnson
And my personal favorite of the three...
Carson Ortiz
been a while since I've seen this posted
Ian Ward
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Parker Baker
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Evan Ward
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Grayson Diaz
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Aiden Myers
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Jackson Long
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Jacob Thompson
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Julian Stewart
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Parker Bailey
Forget HtbD... Forget mere castles...
How about AN ENTIRE PLANET?
Kayden King
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Adrian Edwards
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John Reed
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Ethan Morris
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Daniel Reyes
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Nicholas Sanders
somehow the spaceships actually make this less silly
Elijah Nelson
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Luis Davis
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Henry Brooks
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Hunter Wright
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Wyatt Gonzalez
The spaceships also put their size into perspective.
Daniel Davis
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Lucas Cruz
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Owen Harris
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Logan Howard
Your city will never be attacked by a giant sexy dragon that only grows bigger the more it steals.
Luis Thomas
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Isaac Jackson
I'd much prefer male dragons, though. I'm a femanon.
Noah Morris
You will never be sent to slay said dragon
You will never build a giant dildo with C4 on the inside
You will never watch her LITERALLY fuck herself to death
Angel Foster
I'm the Dragonborn I slay more Dragons before lunch than most do all day
I will then sell her bones to buy soulstones
Jaxon Green
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Liam Turner
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Luis Wilson
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Nathan Cox
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William Morgan
i keked
Aaron Walker
RIP truck
may thy bent frame rust in peace...
Luke Edwards
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Thomas Allen
Why wasn't this thread tagged correctly?
Jace Smith
Normies started it and I hijacked it.
Xavier Cox
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Joseph Martinez
my longsword isn't that big
Jaxon Rodriguez
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Nathan Garcia
Giant sexy male dragons work too.
Charles Barnes
remove the 's'
Carter Martinez
this is a derg zone
no woofs allowed
Dominic Brown
My non-compliance shall be noted.
Colton Allen
Probably because I only have, like, one dragon.
Nathan Jackson
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Landon King
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Ayden Gray
I hear Dragons love Amazon boxes