I need a sleazy and/or villainous Frenchman

>I need a sleazy and/or villainous Frenchman
>I got you, mon ami

Now I have to wonder why I've not seen that guy in a bond movie yet. Probably because most bond villains are russians or african warlords.

>I need a criminal, possibly Russian/eastern european...

I have him on speed dial sir

He's done so many villains with different accents that he feels like a joke now.

Don't tell me you forgot the French villain of Quantum of Solace ?

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>I want my low budget B-movie to not be shit
>Say no more, senpai

vincent cassel is amazing though

>we need a mex-
>you called?

Isn't he Italian?

It's the worst film in the franchise, so frogive us.

>I want someone whose acting reflects the fact that he knows how bad it is but also that he's ok with it and that he knows that the audience knows it and is also ok with it

well... sir we only have one option here

He's entertaining as fuck, which is more than I can say for 90 percent of Hollywood's current leading men.

I agree, I will watch Nic Cage movies solely on the basis that he's in them, don't care how shit they are. Most meta actor ever

>I need a fucking legend!

I love Kevin Bacon

fuck off Linklater

I prefer regular bacon.

>I need a sassy bl...
she's at the front desk now

>not turkey bacon

hello mehmet

>I need a weird face has-been trying to make a comeback

On the phone right now

>I want to make a TV show but I only have the money for one B lister

What's that french movie again, where on the promotional poster someone is standing in front of a mirror? Maybe it's him

>the script says we need a white anglo male
>but we also don't want twitter backlash

>we need a villain who looks like he beats up newborns before breakfast

I GOT U BOSS MAN

At first I thought this said 'wire faced'. Still sounds like an appropriate description 2bh.

>I need a gifted thespian in high standing who can utilize the nuanced subtleties of race to convey thematically complex messages while preserving the challenging texture and integrity of high concept art-house cinema.
>Right here, cabron.