I'm an old faggot and I'm tired of life. It's been years since I posted here but fuck it, I'm killing myself tonight...

I'm an old faggot and I'm tired of life. It's been years since I posted here but fuck it, I'm killing myself tonight. Dubs decides how unless it's stupid and painful. My default right now is hanging. Pic related: Toaster Steve, the shittiest an hero of all time.

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bump cos I really want to fucking die tonight

fucking bumppppppp

Drive into migrant center with truck of peace loaded with c4

stupid fucking oldfag doesn't know that IP's are shown now, tossed your suicide note and IP to the police. enjoy your 72 hour lockdown oldfag.

Quads be damned, OP goin to the psych ward tonight!

Quads confirm
Rip op

Old age

Sleeping pills/relaxants and plastic bag over head.
Good night sweet prince.

Get.

Old age, seconded.

someone please fill me in on toaster steve?

yep

Send a letter to Trump declaring your intentions. SS will help you with your mission.

Another fucktardo roll thread. What an asswipe.

an old fag using dubs...NEVER

Suicide by copppp

havent IPs always been logged at least temporarily?

good luck proving who was on the computer lel. u dumb fucking faggot. do you think that has ever happened in the history of Sup Forums? they don't care if you kill yourself, they're looking for CP and Lelliot Rodger types.

did you just put your address on Sup Forums?

Dont do it man. Permanent solution to temporary problems. You have friends and family who will miss you enormously. Look to God, or at least understand that things will get better!

go to niggertown and ask if anybody has change for a $100

good luck not getting mad about it? woops too late guess you got mad! tell us more angry pants.

do it there will be more food

who is toaster steve

Someone fell for the bait. KYS.

remember, you can always kill yourself tomorrow. Why not wait another day and see what happens?

lel = r3dd1t
you gotta go back.

kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

There is a pretty big niggertown near me. But I don't really want to die in the filthy ghetto being stabbed to death by some coon looking for crack money

>Do the old green text

Buy ticket to Vegas, rent convertible, buy parachute, gun, and rope.

Shoot gun near police station drive away and wait for news chopper.

Tie rope to car and neck, release parachute and hang yourself on live TV.

selfimmolation

KEK "Da Toaster"

>#imdead
>#omgimonfire
>I’m fuck3d

Because that's gayyyy

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Die of old age

I love Dakota. He will forever live on as a legend in my heart

I looked up toaster steve

Walk into a police station with a gun/knife and die in glorious combat.

Die in combat fighting niggers or something.

You can't read my address. I wrote it rather sloppily.

Electric chair

U had me up until you through god in there.

Don't do it, find something to enjoy, or, go fight a gang or something and die in glorious combat.

Naked, fight until you die.

Don't do it.

'glorious combat' aka getting tased 3 times and pepper sprayed until eyes bleed and then going to jail for 20 years for attempted murder of an LEO

Lightning strike

Sure thing broseph

do something epic as fuck before you go out to live in the history of Sup Forums. do waste your choice to end your life

twitch dot tv thypnotics

thanks

Stick cucumbers in your ass

Old age

lurker/poster since 2006

why kill your self now op

prove you are an old fag

Who is the cute lad and what is in his mouth? White men are so beautiful, so proud. No homo.

me again, dont kill yourself, old age wtx

never understood any method other than pistol.

You wish. I'm sending a tip to the secret service right now.

Send me a letter then. Toaster Steve would appreciate it.

Death by obesity

we have been trolled lads. move along.

I was going to kill myself, had a gun and everything. Round jammed and the next day i admitted myself into a psyche ward. Turns out lota of young men harbour deep seated thoughts of wanting to become a girl. I let them treat me and they put me on hormones. 2 years later I'm happier than I have even been and i pass as a chick.

If you really want to kill yourself then what do you have to lose by transitioning?
>my b4 and after

Poop yourself to death

More of him, please. :3 :3 :3 No homo.

Good to hear lol

Go to a store and buy 15 feet worth of piano wire. Go to a different store, give someone 5 bucks, then buy 5 tubes of super glue. Take items to top of, at least, 4 story building. Tie one end of piano wire to anchor object on top of building and tie other end around your neck. Pour 4 and 3/4 tubes of super glue on hands and stick hands to side of head. Wait to dry about 2 hours. Then run and jump off building. Suicide complete. When you land you look like you tore your own head off, make news everywhere. Be famously dead for a day.

Wow holy fucking shit, the way the cops laugh at the end after she kills herself. Wasn't expecting that. That's fucked. Wonder if the cops will laugh at me

More of Da Toaster.

I was born a woman, so how does that work out. Do they sew a dick to my pussy?

Just got done watching it. Must have been a really small caliber pistol... not much of a bang. Was expecting to see some blood splatter on the ceiling.

Odd jobs story.

I think I''m in love. ;3 No homo.

drink a bottle of vodka and slit your wrists

Re roll

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Have considered doing this as it is the most realistic. Hanging seems less painful and faster though

>I was born a woman
Then you have no reason to kill yourself moron

twitchttv dot thynotics

>IP's are shown now
>now
You really have no idea how Internet works, do you.

Nice quads though.

thypnotics

No user she had an ar-15

30403040

If you are really looking to do it. Just drink a shit ton of alcohol. And tie a coax cable around your neck. Cheap, pain free, and takes about 30 seconds. Just don't think about any one your leaving behind, who you meant something too and are giving them a reason to do the same, people who knew you and are damaged now and all that. They'll forget about you after you die anyways.

I have no friends, my entire family thinks I'm a fucking loser, and my best friend died a while ago. No one will fucking care and I can guarantee you that. Nice emotional appeal tho

So u are a woman?

Started to watch from the beginning. Saw that it a riffle. Still don't think it was anything larger than a .22. Pew Pew....

Anyone have link to the actual shooting from the guy posted below?
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lol what a shit drawing.Hammer still locked back and slide unmoved.

I vote you jump off a building.

I have a .22 rifle, I thought they were generally a bad idea to kill yourself with. How could I make that work?

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OP, sell everything you have, go to Mexico, rent a villa, buy three cases of beer, 5g of cocaine, viagra, a bag of weed and two hookers. Sniff, fuck, have fun.

Make sure you lock your wallet and weed in a safe before you start partying, don't want hookers to rob you.

The next day (or the day after if the cocaine is good enough) send the hookers away, smoke weed, listen to the music, shitpost and maybe watch a movie. Do this until the weed runs out.

If you still want to off yourself at this point then hang yourself.

>stupid and painful
>hanging

Dumbass

How about you enlist in the military and take out some towheads with the gun you aimed at your head

Wait that happened? Is that why Sup Forums turned to shit?

Oh so you've tried it? It doesn't hurt at all you normie faggot. I've tried strangling myself before and it was pretty peaceful until I was stopped by someone. Go cut your wrists the long way and tell me how that goes

Place under chin and aim forward (away from you) for the most amount of damage.

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can i fuk ure boi pucci??

No emotional appeal. Stop reaching if your arms are too short, stop kicking if your legs can't reach the edge, stop yelling if your in a well 800 miles away from the nearest ear. Just say good bye to your body, and transend. Spill the truth of being alone in a world full of people that are fucking in social assholes. Put on the tie and suit, show them you cared or dress like a shit hole ass butt and show them you didn't. Stop looking for confirmation where you know everyone will give you attention. Do it or don't. Make something of your self. Go outside and commit social suicide by sitting down and talking to a stranger,bum,veteran,lowlife and show them there are people in the world who care. People who give a fuck and don't mean shit but know if they tried, they might be able to grow those arms to grab stretch those legs to stand, and be something. Some people don't mean shit but some people mean the world and some people would kill to have some one to talk to. So... Do it...

Sorry, i only have a pussy now. No more feminine penis