Drunk on a monday night. Let's go gents. Got me some rolling rock and some Devils cut

Drunk on a monday night. Let's go gents. Got me some rolling rock and some Devils cut.

bumping for drinking buddies.

A bit off-topic, but I was thinking of sneaking in a flask of Kraken in to a casino I'm going to soon. Is that legal? The reason being that I'm not going to pay 7 dollars for just a splash on the rocks!

Technically open container. So its not legal, but if they don't do pat downs at the casino just hide it away and take sips in the bathroom or something. Bonus points for it being kraken.

i'm with you bud. wife is out of town for the night on business, i'm slamming vodka. she drinks that devil's cut, i hate bourbon

MY MANNNN. Least I got someone in on this. Cheers buddy, I'll mix vodka with virtually everything, but I'll drinking my whiskey's and bourbons.

That's what I was thinking about doing. At first I was just going to order a drink with my meal and pour some of it in, but then I remembered that there are cameras every fucking where.

if i'm drinking brown whiskey, i'm mostly a camadian blend guy. no scotch, i'd rather bite a dog turd, it would taste better

>purposefully tying your whole life down by chancing an alcohol addiction is being a man

I've got some homemade moonshine Bailey's. It's strong, but good

>chancing an alcohol addiction
not OP, but i was drinking 6 packs before high school most days, so i don't think "chancing" is the right term for me

Always one of you guys.

Home made wine and hard apple cider

Riding this real slow , got a glass , few ice cubes and three cherries. Shit is magical when it blends.

>got a glass , few ice cubes and three cherries
do that, dry vermouth and southern comfort. bam, you've got a southern comfort Manhattan

Be quick and don't make it obvious. Dump some and don't for a while. Order a regular drink to make it seem less obvious if you're getting buzzed without buying alcohol.
I usually if not always drink R&R Canadian, this was just a special treat for myself. Long few weeks. Scotch is terrible, don't know why people pay the prices for it.
Fucking cheers buddy, Sounds fantastic.
*praises you like the sun*
Damn bro looks great. Cheers.
Looks very expensive, price?

>also OP

It's jap whiskey is like 60 American , standard price. I can't say I'm a big whiskey pro but based on my experience , this is really good once you let it sit a bit. I want to try the 12 year aged but that's like 115

Usually I stray away from higher priced spirits. Mainly because, well i just cant taste the difference sometimes and the more expensive ones taste like shit sometimes, and suddenly there goes like $60~ but i might give that one a go.
>op

I think though that whiskey is going to be my main girl. It's lean , not a let's get fucked up type of deal, something you could just ride a whole day being active and relaxing about. Any whiskey pros got tips for the whiskey life?

1/2 litre glass of 50/50 vodka and cranberry juice. that's my typical drink. i go through roughly a case of 6 half gallons every 2 weeks. always pay cash, that way the damn government can't trace it and use it against you eventually. cause you know they would.

I will say this blends really well. Def need a ball of ice , cubes are melting to quick but it does the job for now. I assumed the same based on price , it's only so high up because it's imported and japs spirits are expensive for that alone. But she's a good one and done right a mean one.

I would if I had a bottle. Fried on ambien and xanax right now, still can't sleep and at this point I don't even want to. How about I do a couple rails instead

Probably would just use whiskey stones honestly. I think the balls just dilute it too much, but definitely gotta try it man, i'll look out for it.

God damn right man, cheers buddy.
I mean yeah bro, get some. haha. cheers.

>my current layout and also op. Devils ran out so I got the R&R out.

i also like the crown royal, i drink that with one, maybe 2 ice cubes. that's good shit if you like whiskey

Crown Royal Black though. MMmmmboy

love the doom glass

Saw that shit at spencers and nearly cried. Every shot is now doom. The new doom sucked ass though. (my opinion) But that brutal doom tho.

Cheers man.

Whiskey stones ? Chilled cubes that sweat or don't sweat?

>Every shot is now doom
that is the doom from my era. i remember downloading the original part 1 over dial up from compuserve in 1993. that was the happiest i've ever been in my entire life

Literal stones, you can grab them from bed bath and beyond or a liquor store that has nick knacks. Basically you toss em in the freezer, they don't get as cold but provide a lightly "chilled" effect to you're whiskey and they obviously won't dilute it. Pretty neat things if you ask me.
I'm a youngin, but the first game I ever played was doom, talk about forging a life well lived. Planning on honoring it with a tattoo, but can't find a perfect one, aside from the everlasting thought of the icon of sin on me. Cheers for doom my man, can't imagine that download time.

>can't imagine that download time
but you must remember, that the first free 1/3 of the game fit on 3 floppies. so compressed, it was like 4MB i think. so it took about 4 hours at 9600 baud. yeah, i'm old.

and oh fuck, i love that screenshot. a pistol against 2 super spiders and a rocket demon. wait, lemme get the shotgun.

i'm drinking shit malt liquor, can i still be your drinking buddy tonight?

Just got off work (pizza delivery)
Workin on one of these

'93 baby over here, haha. Still though, I remember my dad telling me about getting Doom, it was great to hear the stories. I dealt with dial up for a lot longer than other kids because we were poor, so AOL 9.0 Optimized discs at cub were our shit.
Or....Or.....IDKFA that shit and make them think twice about entering that arena. Or just clip them and they'll wonder what is life.
I will accept you, cheers my man.
Wat.....pair it with amaretto and OJ and you'll be in for a treat. cheers man.

Martinifag reporting in

Jameson shot,then vodka soda, then half eight of weed, then some pussy

Not sure if I just don't drink enough or what but I can't really stomach the taste of dark liquor.

I just flat out don't like it and never really enjoyed it. It tastes gross to me and makes me gag unless it's mixed with some a 3 to 1 ratio of coca cola or something.

make sure to rinse the shot glass between each one!

Oh Nooooo...you never mix Southern sippin whiskey
It just ruins the flavor

Then more weed

Dubs on dubs

Started with a 16 Oz. Oly and finished with a Black Butte Porter.

Least it looks presentable man, props.
Line em up and post the pussy, do it for the bros.
Some people have different stomachs man, people can handle darks or clears. its weird.
Should have clairified, Its a canadian thing. Bomb shot (middle is SoCo and Amaretto, outside is OJ) very very weird and sweet experience. Make girls do these nonstop. Called a gladiator. again i must stress good for the women, but also I dabble haha.

I'll have to try that one night at the bar

I guess it's just weird, maybe my taste buds are too sensitive dunno. It sux.

Like I said, yeah its weird, but the natural sweetness of all three just click, so its a smooth ride. Only thing is that too many in a row, that OJ wants to come up so be mindful.

1. if you have been drinking your whole life, you don't throw up anymore
2. if you do throw up, that just means more room for more drinking
3. ???????
4. profit

I grew up in FL...I know how OJ acts if ya drink too much...puke central

But the acidic OJ pukes, nothing is worse, well aside from lemonade. Lord help you. God knows how many fathoms.

Where can you buy this? Can't find it online and I doubt stores would have it I've never seen it

>tfw you're poor as fuck and you have to buy the $15 45% bartons for maximum efficiency

I've had five shots of whiskey on basically no food. Right now, the world can go fuck itself.

wanna talk about it man?
>op

>shots
>whiskey

Pick one you nigger.

Whoever created this image has absolute garbage taste in liquor. I bet he thinks Olive Garden is great Italian restaurant too.

In mass we have rubinoff its 1.75 liters of 40% for $11

i've had worse. think of the times when you can't swallow becuase something just hangs in your throat. and i'm trying to puke it up but it won't come up, but it won't go down either. so it just hangs right there. that's bad. after about an hour it finally clears itself up, but damn, that's a drinkers nightmare. makes me not even want to eat anything at all. i've had that happen way too many times.

lol

>I bet he thinks Olive Garden is great Italian restaurant too

my sides, venus, that sort of thing. the people that eat at olive garden also probably think mcdonalds is a great burger joint.

Actually, I made it. OP here too, I made it like, what, 4 years ago? Got the original PNG file for it too. Anyways, olive garden is trash and my tastes have expanded, but its just an easy image to use. Cheers over it?

OP gets a pass on everything tonight, he made this godly thread. OP isn't even a faggot tonight

yeah, i can get 40% vodka for $12~ here (new york). but i really prefer whiskey, vodka tastes menthol-y to me? which isn't bad, i just like woody flavors more.

and i find the extra 5% actually makes a difference, placebo or not

My bro I'll drink a double, fuck it triple for you, Thank you for passing my younger self on some bullshit. CLINK THESE GLASSES SO THEY BURST.

Sorry to be the one to tell you, but....

> (You)
>wanna talk about it man?
>>op

Sure.
I'm giving up on hope.

I am a decent enough looking guy, I treat women with respect, but somehow I always end up alone. I'm sick of tired of being fucked around. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong, but I intend to figure it out.

...

oh yeah, i'll bust out some Weissbeir and a lemon in a frosty 1/2 litre mug. back in the '80s i used to drink at a german bar ran by a real live hitler youth. he was in his 50s or so back then, probably dead now. Dinkel Acker Weissbier was the best beer in the whole fucking wide world far as i'm concerned

>treat women with respect
Found your problem right there user

Yeah, I'm figuring that out now. Time to change the game plan.

It's coming into the country but I'm down south Florida and found it in almost all my liquor shops . So check around

Fuckin-A gents. Took a couple of allergy pills and gonna tap out. Fuck spring.
Martinifag out

be a dick to them or just ignore them for a while it worked fine for me a few years ago

Id say drink with them but i don't know if that'll help. But I will admit enough sex and love will help life my man.
I'm...im sorry.
Dude fucking right, cheers.

Not OP, but recommend me some high quality whiskey please. I need something to help me navigate my way to oblivion.

>Found your problem right there user
hate to say it, but this guy is pretty much right. there are a couple of things you need to do.

1. don't act too damn anxious. women can smell that shit a mile away and avoid it like the plague. don't play hard to get. play hard to like.

2. bleeding off number 1, act as if you are doing them a fucking favor by talking to them.

if you are a decent looking guy and you follow these rules, you will get fucked. problem is, most of the people i've let in on this secret don't have the ass to stick with it, they fold after a couple of days. you have to put this in motion and stick with it for a while to work it. but trust me, it fucking works.

Cheap but not bottom of barrel cheap, honestly Canadian R&R is cheap as shit and tastes great. get it man.

>this is op

oh, and one other thing. it helps a lot if you are funny. swear to god, i've gotten more pussy because women think i'm clever than you would ever believe. i'm not talking about stupid jokes. i'm talking clever. this, you either have it or you don't.

>op can confirm

Joke, nonstop, not just like literally tell jokes, but be funny, loose, and make some situations funny. Girls laugh, they get loose.

puking MD 20/20
1 step from suicide

to be fair, drinking MD is already 2 steps from suicide

i cri evertim :(

well, that's one thing i haven't done since i was 15 years old, and that's drink mad dog 20/20. there's some things even i won't do.

tfw dirt poor college student and have to fuel my proto-alchoholism

you got it. loose and clever gets them every time. i had a bartender offer to sleep with me under the pier at the beach once instead of her other offer of a motel room.

BTW, i had a Belgian wheat beer in the fridge ready to go, so....

>that pink salmon can doe
But good to know i got a bro to agree with me. People think comedy doesn't get women, but it does. why? Because it keeps them interested.

what's your major / line of study / chosen career? if you say something with the word "studies" at the end, bong, you lose and will never be able to fund your growing dependence.

>that pink salmon can doe
that's dog food, i mix it in with the kibble for protein. any salmon i eat is fresh caught or farm grown

I majorly lost it out loud, I thought that was a snack for you man, haha. Barbecued salmon is my shit, double triple cheers man.

yeah, my GSD loves salmon with her dinner. she's pretty cool, she's a Von Der Sauk

Bro! Yes! Quick wit = poon abundance, the female has not learned to resist this tactic yet lol

i'm afraid it's even worse,

music

OH GOD. NO....

oh well, you can always be a rock star, right? oh wait, i did that without going to school for it. still, at least you aren't totally wasting your time and money on studies. because seriously, nobody pays you to study. i've made money from music. but i've never, ever been paid to study.

if you notice, i said that combined with good looks, not amazing handsome but good looks, a quick wit and humor will get you laid. you're not going to work this plan being the Sup Forums neckbeard pic guy, but if you are reasonably decent looking, my plan works. i'm better than average, but not brad pitt. and i had to fight the pussy off before i picked one to settle down with. it works. if you are reasonably good looking. and seriously, most guys are, there aren't that many truly ugly people.

is OP still here or did he pass the fuck out already? c'mon OP, take your thread back

unfortunately, i'm being classically trained, so i need at least a masters degree to be worth anything. i'm ready to work factory floor jobs for the rest of my life.

i just wish i was adept at literally anything else in high school, it's a shame we have to make such big decisions so young

go with what you're good at, go with your gut. it never failed me. if you are really good at something, you'll be able to do it, college training be damned. i worked as a mechanical engineer in the nuclear fuel industry for 30 years and never had a single degree. i was just a natural at design and i was so good that no one ever questioned me. you can do it if you have the balls.

> op here
had to make a quick quesadilla
sorry gents

thanks man, it's nice to hear some encouragement for once, cheers!

>had to make a quick quesadilla
ugh, wife isn't here tonight, she usually does that. makes me miss her even more.

well, that and i want some pussy. that kinda makes me miss her. but the quesadilla, napoleon, damn

any beer drinkers in here?