Guys I stuck a sharpie up my pooper too far and now I cant get it out

Guys I stuck a sharpie up my pooper too far and now I cant get it out
What do I do?

....What? LOL

Eat a lot, then take the stuff constipated people use and just do what you gotta do

Go to hospital?

Swallow your pride and go to the ER. The sooner you can go, the less permanent the damage will be. It's entirely possible there will be no damage, but the longer you wait the more likely it will be that you will lose a portion of your colon.

In the future, only do anal play using items with a flared base.

Go to the ER or you can hurt yourself extremely badly and require surgery or an infection.

They see this literally every week and most of the time its fucking arm sized dildos.

You cannot poop it out or pull it out. You have to go to the hospital.

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needle nose pliers
squat shit
proctologist

>eat laxatives
>eat beans
>eat anything that gives you the shits
>next day
>uber shits
>sharpie sticking out colon
>pull out
>shitsplosion
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Just poo it out? I' sure you got a big old fright when your asshole wrapped around the point of no return. Now you have to explain to your parents you're gay.
Point being stop fapping to traps you confused crazy guy.

These clueless idiots don't know what they're talking about OP. Trying to shit it out or extract it yourself will GREATLY increase the risk of it becoming lodged and/or puncturing your colon. Go to the ER and have them remove it.

go to the hospital

Enjoy the ride.

Ok, OP, i gotchu fam.

You just need a stick and some dental floss. Craft a Y-shaped thing, and use it to hook onto the clip that is on the cap of the Sharpie. I made an image for you (see image).

what if the stick gets stuck

you just gotta make sure not to let go of the end

Then get another stick stupid, its not rocket science its ass science I hope you learnt not to stick things up your ass now.
I bet you used to stick lego up your nose too you curious critter.

I hope no one is stupid enough to actually try this

listen my dude just stick ur arm in elbow deep and fish it out

Get yourself a bottle of prune juice.
Guzzle it down.
???
Profit.... profit out your ass like you've never done before.

S H A R P I E I N P O O P E R

You guys are actually helping the faggot...
but seriously go to er but try to get a copy of the xray..