I feel so alone. I havent had any social interaction for about 3 months

I feel so alone. I havent had any social interaction for about 3 months.

Can we just have a conversation? Like.. no topic or anything. Just a talk?

Please? I want to talk to someone

What's up user.

go outside.

Do you like memes?

House arrest?

hi OP

im left handed

what about you?

Ever seen 2 ducks fucking? Shits nuts

ok lets talk....do you play overwatch?

What do you know. And here I am, wanting a break from my friends

...

sup

What's goin' on user. Just got off work looking foward to the two days off. How about you what do you do?

hi
depends what you mean. i dont like 'dank' memes as much as i dont like reddit memes

my humor is basically just MDE and dril tweets, cboyardee etc

right handed. left handed ppl are rare, u might be an alien

ive seen two hairlice fucking before. not in my own hair, and it looked hilarious. doggy-style hairlice porn

but nah never seen it

fuck i do wanna get it. i dont have it atm, but considering it. i play tf2 alot and im good at tf2 and ive heard overwatch is basically the same game but a bit better

Bitch i havent talked to somebody since the last year, but dont worry, what do you wanna talk about?, i recomend you Waste from Archive tho, a pretty good song about your situation

I banged two of my exes this weekend and I'm more depressed than ever

Times are tough all over

Wassup op. What do YOU want to talk about?

OP you've gotta fucking contribute

im a permavirgin. not sure why cause i dont even look that bad, i have a good jawline and shit

im guessing its cause i have scoliosis or some shit like that. women are so fucking picky and bitchy these days

what sucks even more i always get flirted on by faggots, and never girls. i dont know man

Alright user, I'm game. First let's get your brain running a little. Say you are given a choice: you must either beat a baby to death in front of it's mother or rape said child's mother also to death. Now ballpark estimate, how long would it take you to do both? What order would you do them in? Would you use tools? If so, what tools? Bonus points if you add a catchphrase.

He death, RIP OP, this is now a R34 thread

Can i rape both of them?

user im up to talk after the thread dies if you have Kik ig Snapchat or something

>Always gets flirted on by faggots.

Maybe it's a sign m8.

raping the child's mother would cause the child to have a traumatic experience and probably kill itself later on, so that would be two birds with one stone

also id rape the mother infront of the child obviously. i'll make sure theres lots of scat and face-punching. tools? my fists.

sign of what lmao

i just look like a twink or some shit to them
i also have a big dick but they wouldnt know that

either way it doesnt change my sexuality. i fucking wish i was a cocksucking faggot cause then id have a relationship of some sort. its unfortunate thats not true

I like that fire. No restrictions. Make me proud you feisty go-getter.

Hey pals

>i always get flirted on by faggots
Idk if austisic or no one ever flirts w/ me. Just the thought of someone showing interest in me gets me excited

"It's never to late to start sucking cock."

-Brostradamus

Hi user

The only reason I don't start sucking dick is the thought of how mad I'd be at myself if I liked it and I'd been missing out on it all these years.

That kind of can-do will-do attitude is exactly what we need around here. Keep thinking like that and I sense great things in your future as an upstanding member of the (very inclusive) baby rapist community

Why would you like it

I dont even get why women like it

Try sucking your own dick, if you cant then suck your thumb

Thats literally all it tastes like. just flesh, perhaps a little salty if they're a gross cunt. Theres no pleasure other than for the person you're sucking

...

Lucky. 3 months is a while though..

But if you sucky sucky, maybe they sucky sucky.

moar?

bumping for interest

Say no more fam

The only social interaction I've had with IRL people in the last 11 years was with my 3 immediate family members, get on my level normie

beautiful

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

left handed as well!! Can use both but prefer my left for writing. The struggle is real btw..

I've been fucking my best mates of 10 years exs whenever they break up. My theory is that all the time we're hanging out together they see how cute/great person I am and have a thing for me. Am I fucked up?

Hello op

My standars,bye

Lefty checking in

overwatch rules, i'm gonna get the fuck out of this thread and play some right nao

nah you're probably right
unless they get married, then you're fucked

There are more combinations in a deck of cards than atoms on the planet

Hi you could try to get vent or project toe they're apps that you can just post how you're feeling and you can talk to people on them

Let us ignore important subjects such as rape, genocide and global starvation as we go onto this

Helped with my monophobia

If you fuck your mom and have a baby boy is that baby ur child or brother?