So I take my Rolex in to get the battery changed. Dude says "officially you need to return it to the factory...

So I take my Rolex in to get the battery changed. Dude says "officially you need to return it to the factory. no one else can break the seal". So I took it on a dive in Jamaica and the fucking thing leaked. $50K watch dead.

Wat du?

Buy another one you rich fuck.

Leaked? What?

Also spend your money on something that matters and come back when you have real problems.

use it as a cock ring

K.

>wat do?

KYS for spending that much on a fucking watch.

who the fuck dives with a rolex on

(OP)

Lmao rolex submariners don't have batteries. Also completely sealed to 300m. Also there are plenty of authorised rolex repair centers in every metropolitan area, but there's the official rolex service centers in NYC and TX if you're stateside and your watch is a vintage. Which if its the model shown, it isn't cause it a ceramic bezel submariner.

Rolexes are meant as professional dive watches. Not wearing one to dive is literally defeating the purpose of the 'Submariner.' Rolex invented the waterproof watch and the rotating bezel for monitoring bottom time

/thread

>battery

Keklez.

lol Rolex's are all automatic, no batteries. good try.

it's fake.

>Wat du?

go to china town and by another 50 buck knock-off.

Oh dis gun be good.

This has the potential to become delicious pasta.

did somebody said rekt?

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>what du

dont buy a knock off next time you stupid fuck

Give this fucking clone to the dumpster and keep off buying such gayish stuff. Buy a Breitling now

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A $200 diver watch can do that too if someone other than the manufactuer opens it and does maintance. My highschool math teacher's watch that had been in hawaii, the barrier reef, and the gulf of mexico broke like that in a pool submerged only a few feet.

yeah they just draw energy from another dimension. it's called a zero point module. invented by germany in 1949

Hes actually right. Look up what an automatic movement is. Most non dirt cheap analogs have them.

why the hell don't tanks have automatic loaders

winrar

Get fucked

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and it got leaked, shithead, what's your excuse

What do? Don't buy Rolex. They're not very good.

The typical guy that buys a Rolex is gonna need something a scooch smaller for use as a cock ring, if you know what I mean...

Someone please answer this.

go to

There's other boards? WTF mayne

I'm sure you get a lot of bottom time.

MOOOOOOOOOM.

NIKOLAI IS PRETENDING TO BE RICH ON THE INTERNET AGAIN.

Hello faggot.

nice trips

go fuck yourself