You negros got any tips that might help me fake ADHD in a doctor's office?

You negros got any tips that might help me fake ADHD in a doctor's office?

Coke

>shake your leg 100% of the time
>zone out
>focus on tiny movements
>ignore them calling your name or asking you questions for a second as you focus on obscure object A
>never stop moving
>always be shifting your posture

if u honestly tell him u think u want medication he will likely help u out, whether it be through stimulants, antidepressants, etc. you cant fake it though. these guys went to school for 8 years, they arent stupid.

Wish I had some
>am broke cuck

Trying to score Adderall, OP? Best fucking high I have ever felt.

lol you're retarded i went to school 10 years and I'm dumb as fuck

Gets me through the times at hand, gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest

I can't take it anymore. Wellbutrin and Adderall is living fucking hell.

Say you think you have ADHD, maybe get a family member to advocate for you. Know what you're talking about and don't fake ALL the symptoms. Work your way up the prescription ladder and if you're like me who's used prescription drugs w/o script then tell them what hasn't worked. Say Ritalin (methylphenidate) doesn't work and makes you feel weird, vyvanse is subtle but lasts too long and adderall works best. Legitimate ADHD clinics/doctors are in high demand and usually means there's a long waiting list, so act like the symptoms are severe and impactiing your daily life. The reason it's important to know about methylphenidate is that it's the same ingredient in Ritalin, focalin, concerta and all those other shit drugs. If you just say "Ritalin doesn't work" the doc might try and give you Concerta, and you'll end up with the same shit. Be careful and tread lightly when asking for amphetamines.

Majority of GP's don't have the same knowledge as psychiatrists or specialists in ADHD.

No adderal, just take a tiny sprikle of coke/speed. Enough to get a bit buzzed but not enough to be obvious or have to focus on not dying

There I go with the ambien/imovane/stimulant induced ranting. Read the paragraph anyways OP. I'm experienced

Adderall is alot more safe than coke or speed.

Surprisingly enough, mentioning prescription drugs that I've used in the past, regardless of whether they were prescribed or not seems to influence doctors pretty well. Maybe say you tried adderall 10-20mg from a friend and it helped you be more productive.

Zone-out. Not often.
You always need people to repeat what they said because you weren't paying attention.
You can't focus because there's like that static noise in your head.
Just look up ADHD symptoms and fake stories about it. Don't just make them up on the fly, plan them ahead.

Wouldn't that raise red flags of course depending on doctor?

The fact that they went to school for 8 years plus residency all for prestige proves they ARE stupid.

It probably would, but my dr already knows about my "history" and knows I'm not blatantly pill shopping or an addict so I usually get what I want. The good thing about new doctors is that they don't know much about you, so it's easier to influence them to give you what you want. Sometimes it'll take a while though.

New doctors as in residents or a doctor that's never met you before. I've been seeing my doctor for about 3 years now so we got a decent "relationship" going.

Do a bunch of crack