Pickle claiming thread

Pickle claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your favourite vegetable
>Post pics of your veggies
>Insalt other vegetables
>Keep spicy and saucy conversations to a minimum
>Share recepies
>Post fresh, not over-cooked dishes
>Most important: kill yourself

Pickle claimed

i claim obvious best choice potat

>claimed
Welp, why not?

Celery claimed.

A fucking fruit? Disgusting. You have horrid taste.

Hey man, how's your night going?

Looking hot ;)

>2017 not claiming broccoli

>my favourite vegatable
Trump

Not my first choice, but a solid one none the less. Really high in iron. How are things, man?

i can be known to get pretty hot sometimes ;)
hot chips are really nice

That's true. They are one of the few vegetables I like raw, though. Things are well. How about yourself, friend?

Ever tried getting fried? I hear its a lot of fun.

QUESTION OF THE THREAD:

What is your fav veggie to stick up your ugly ass?

Pickle here

well i mean thats what im talking about when i say hot chips

>question
potato, obviously, im not a damn heretic.

thats an amazing picture of your broccoli right there. where did you find it?

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Oh brocolli-sama you always look so good, I'm not surprised. I'm doing all right, finally got a new job.

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spargus, bitches

that doesnt look like a vegetable to me, user

looking moist my dude. what made you claim aparagus?

Hi!:)
Fucking britbong ffs

woah no bully please

Sorry man it was a meme.


God anime is gay. Why would you jack off to chinese cartoons when vegetables are a very real thing in our world.

>when you are too salty

The internet.

Thanks, I try to always look presentable! That's awesome, what kind of job did you land?
Also, nice satanic trips, pickle friend.

good nutrients, easy to make, and i like the way my pee smells after. let's me know it's working.

I'm just saying fruits are inferior, generally speaking. I've had ok fruit, but not a banana jesus.

At Subway. Like I'm not going to deny that I'm a total loser but it beats being a NEET. And all the vegetables I can buy B)

>Potato
>Vegetable

It would be news to me if it wasn't. How can you possibly justifry that.

>insalt

Cucumbers are alright, I just like my veggies more mature. Also if I had a stash of cukes on my drive my parents would probably turn me in if they saw.

rest in pickles