ITT we describe a movie in a few lines as shitty as we can and try to figure them out

ITT we describe a movie in a few lines as shitty as we can and try to figure them out.

>Play a human version of tinder to get my parents to meet and fuck
>Play a concert
>Get struck by lightning and go back home
>?????
>Profit

bump

Back to the future

winrar

>Almost get killed in line of duty
>Reborn
>"Bitches Leave"
>Kill Red Foreman

> man steals a kids high school essay and makes it into a movie script
>Man doesnt acknowledge kid when making movie
>Kid and his friend perform 'Home Alone' esque pranks in order to get revenge and acknowledgment

Robocop

fuck thats a hard one

winrar

>Paid lots of money for this job
>No ones ever done it before
>Excape the cops and get the cargo back

Big fat liar?

smokey and the bandit

Good job

>adopt little girl. wtf, this little girl wants to fuck me. oh shit, that's a crazy midget woman!

orphan?

yep

>everyone is asleep
>I can see the world for what it is
>Fucking beat on a nigger for 10 minutes

Star Wars?

Matrix

They Live

winner

>Fail to kill myself
>Stupid kid almost kills me
>Kill myself

American History X

>find a whole shitload of money
>can we keep it can we keep it
>kill a whole shitload of people to be able to keep the money
>turns out can't keep the money
>woops =(

Gone in 60 seconds?

no country for old men?

Dude thinks its not real but its real, suddenly its not real but its real again, then its not real after all but it's real again for some reason. Eventually no-one knows if its real or not.

No, good guess tho

>The machines have turned against us
>there is little hope of turning the tide of battle
>One dude has a sick idea and saves everyone

The Matrix

the holocaust?

Lost Highway?

God bless America

If its inception, i just want to say that movie sucks

>main character is a super fan of some mediocre band
>on a dedicated journey to meet one of the members
>zany antics ensue as they cross the country to attend a show
>finally get there and manage to steal a backstage pass
>the vocalist of the band in retaliation literally shits a warm, creamy log of shit down the main characters throat

The matrix

A Simple Plan?

What the fuck

way off

Nope

A Beautiful Mind

Star wars

Nicely done.

>stranded on island
>dude tries to hang himself and fails
>dude finds a corpse and uses it as a multi-purpose tool

Fucking good movie man, gotta watch that again soon.

Cast Away?

The matrix

Perfectly normal man with abnormal hair settles down and lives with his beautiful wife and alien fetus.

That weird movie with daniel radcliffe

No one gonna guess mine?

Bingo, but what's the title??

That fucking pregnant Arnold movie

Swiss army man

Haha yeppp! Just saw it last night for the first time. What a fucked up movie that was... ending left me feeling incomplete..

Vanilla Sky?

Nope.

The number 23

Nope
Ill give a hint
It was terrible and based off a book

>Remote
>Time

Click

Click

Click

The matrix

click.

Hivemind to the max.

Correct

I have no clue but I have a feeling I've seen it

The matrix

Just watched it for the first time last week, loved it

>Watch
>Time

edge of tomorrow?

> robot pedophile has existential crisis
> wanders earth for decades
> creates upgrades to bring about singularity
> fucks identical granddaughter of the little girl he used to take care of

>Guy finds hole in a wall
>temporarily becomes celebrity
>tells his wife
>lots of weird sex
>guy becomes the celebrity long term
>I don't even know

Haha bicentennial man I love that movie

Being John Malkovich

In Time with Justin Timberflake

Nice

This one has to be the matrix

Yep

>Engineers
>Time

That is a good movie. I like that movie.

The journey to the centre of Andy Sixx?

2012

Matrix?

>Working hard in circus
>Hey Hannibal
>Need a bit of a sleep
>Died

That'll do donkey

2012?

Any other guesses? Kinda thought this would be easy to get.

lol i didn't even realize i was kinda quoting donkey. You've seen that movie too many times.

>Bitch gets unexpected train trip to poland
>Staff member makes her choose one of her children
>She goes to california to live with a schizo junkie
>Fucks some random dude that comes to live with them for some time.

Being John Malkovich

>Book
>Cigarettes
>Redheads
>Dead

the astronauts wife?

>My life is a big lie
>Someone blew my cover
>I just want some fresh air for fuck sakes

No but am curious

Is it the matrix

Only seen it all the way through once actually. I just have an insanely good memory when it comes to movies.

Magic
The same One Republic song like 15x

Eraserhead?

Sí

Truman show