Secrets thread. I'll start

Secrets thread. I'll start

I Secretly enjoy sucking hot fresh warm logs of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole

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My secret is that I cheat on my military husband with human sized logs of shit produced by Andy Sixx

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holy moly i was about to post my regular "i cheat on my military husband" but i guess it's a meme now

At what point did you decide to cheat with literally hundreds of shitlogs, fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx?

Everyone thinks he killed himself but I was the one who pushed him off the window.

Your life is a meme, you're a stereotype.

I Secretly enjoy collecting hot fresh warm logs of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole just to shove them down his throat.

Andylogs are for giving, not receiving.

and I am giving. What's your problem?

Kek. I love this.

Here's one I just made

You can't take a log out of Andy and then just put the log back, even if it's in a different hole. That's just not how it works

that is exactly how it is going to work because we need a double dose log. Super strength and this is the only way to do it.

Look
If you had one log or one opportunity to seize every log you ever wanted, would you capture it? Or just let it slip ?

Oh my...

I never thought of it this way. Double cream? Hmm. Double warmth? Definitely yes. Double the pungency? Indeed. And double the log.... my log, I think youve got it.

His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Looks like confetti
He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his anus but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go
He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em

You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

yess double our pleasure.

Holy fuck, saved.

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

Did she share your love of Andy Sixx's shit log?

I sometimes shower with my two nieces whenever they visit. Their parents don't know.

I'd love to shower your nieces with Andy Sixx's warm creamed shitlogs.

how does it feel to sit here laughing at your own jokes in your dark bed room at 5 am with a
constant boner for cartoon under aged girls?

Go on...

How does it NOT feel to have a wonderful warmlog from Andy Sixx not slidding down your throat?

when you see the the autist sixx threads just sage and report as spam.

Thanks for bumping!

So how old were you when you realized you needed to eat shitlogs from his Sixxhole?

>Be me 20 turning 21 soon
>I met a girl I'm in love with..But she lives in the UK but we plan on meeting soon and probably fucking each other's brains out.
>But I have a problem with cheating... Like a serious problem.
>I keep talking to multiple girls on Snapchat and I get this adrenaline rush when I get them to talk dirty and sex me up.
I don't know how to drop them.. and I'm trying to delete all their nudes but it's impossible for me too.
>I think even in my Kik group the feeling of having power fuels me as the owner.

Mr robot???

I'm a vet that was in Somalia. Niggers are the worst people on the planet. The middle easterners are a close second but niggers surpass them all. Child soldiers, infant rape to cure aids, genital mutalation of who ever they feel like. It wears you down over time and hardens your heart. After a awhile everytime we were clear to engage I aimed for the balls of the males and uterus of the females. Younger the better anyone with a weapon. My all time favorite was a young boy maybe 12 or 13 in red basketball shorts. He was on the sidewalk firing an ak standing up not near cover. I took aim and fired one right fit his gonads. Front of his shorts pop open and bloods flowing. Direct hit. He stand up to try and move but then something falls out of his shorts. It's really long and he's back on the ground panicking. the fighting died down shorty after that and our medic treated him. His testicle had uncoiled and fallen out of his sack. The bullet tore through his scrotum blowing one ball completely off. It exited out next to the other ball but uncoiled it on its way out. The boy had scooped his only( soon to be no more) ball up like nasty putty in his hands and cradled it like he was keeping it safe. I had to leave the area so I could laugh. Fuck niggers.

Damn. The true face of war.

360 no scope?

send them pics of your dad's dick

23yo, kisseless, virgin, bisexual but mostly gay recently ( nobody knows). Running out of excuses, friends trying to set me up but I don't feel like it, maybe because I don't feel secure about my body. I'm a bit fat but I'm in progress. But even tho some girls wanna be with me I don't feel like it. I feel lonely because I have nobody and at the same time i don't ( or can't) wanna be. That feeling of emptiness is rough. My whole life is a secret, what everyone sees is a made up version of me.

This. Except I am not gay. I got my dick sucked by a guy once. It just went soft when I saw the guy actually blowing me. If you cant get it up for guys you are not gay.

Or you just have dick problems and are still gay.

I cant get it up for gay porn. It works fine with females and shemales but not for men on men. And I just had a wet dream today. So I think it works fine. Just the thought of men in a sexual way is gross and a turnoff.

I think I have some intimacy issues, probably because I hadn't any interactions with anyone yet. I don't actually care much about sexuality.