Boring kids whose parents just have to be going through a divorce

>boring kids whose parents just have to be going through a divorce
>generic "young, bitchy, cold business woman with no time for family"
>generic "he's such a hot motorcycle-riding rebel"
>literally retarded military guy with the most ridiculous subplot I've ever seen - raptors in the military dude lmao
>boring, CGI action drivel

Was this the biggest disappointment of last year?

>B-but it's better than 2 & 3

Who gives a shit, it's an awful, cliche ridden mess of a movie with a boring, generic characters that nobody gives a shit about. The plot was always going to be paper thin, which even further necessitated likable characters.

They couldn't even give BDH a tighter skirt so I could at least be entertained by her ass for the duration of this piece of shit.

BUT DUDE RAPTORS LMAO

1) It made all the fucking money.

2) I liked it

You don't make over a billion from seeing a movie once. People watched it multiple times. And I'll agree there are some generic tropes in this movie and a few lapses in logic but it entertained the shit out of me.

Is world doomed? Maybe, who cares.

In the words of Ian Malcolm, that is one big pile of shit

Nah.
It had dinosaurs. It was awesome. Everyone liked it.
Get over yourself.

This thread isn't needed nor is it better than 2 or 3

Its cringe and BDH can't act

>Get over yourself.
What's it like being a brain dead retard mate?

>Was this the biggest disappointment of last year?
I'd still say Terminator Ginesys fea. Caloreesi Connor clinches that accolade hands down

The dinosaurs were literally shit

some of the shittiest effects I have ever seen, even the hobbit looked better.

Everyone liked it; since when dies that mean anything? It was utterly shitty, but what's new? Movies died at least 5 years ago.

You thought Genisys would be good?
LMAO

nah it was all right

Pretty fun movie lads

I'll take "Things that post didn't say" for 500, Alex

>What's it like being a brain dead retard mate

What's it like being a brain dead retard, mate

Sorry, you missed a comma

nope.

What's it like being a brain dead retard, mate?

Sorry, you missed a question mark.

Of course the script is generic. Is not complex is just a movie for turn off you brain and enjoy watch fucking dinosaurs fight each others.

I watched in this sense and I enjoying a lot.

the question mark wasn't relevant.
lol check mate dummy

yep

AT LEAST 2 AND 3 WERE ORIGINAL HUH BROS

Too many plotholes and 3 was better.

They looked like shit. The effects in the lost world looked better. Granted its because speilberg isn't a fucking hack

I'm embarassed by jurassic world and sad people think its decent let alone good. The raptors and indominous looked like shit. Just take me out of the movie senpai. Shit effects shit horror

you're entitled to your opinion.

>interracial athlete daughter flip kicks raptor through window
Unacceptable even by comparison
In my mind, JP was a one-and-done, the rest being fanfiction

>Sup Forums now ironically defending jurassic world
This place has gone to such shit

Nah it all looked pretty dope

Remind me why people dislike 3? I thought 3 was better than 2 and jurrasic world.

>this faggot couldn't kick a raptor through a window the the high ground and adrenaline
Utahraptor maybe not but those yes

The ONLY thing the movie gave us was some dankish memes & paddock threads

Template provided. How do you escape the Indominus Rex?

No it didn't the cg is terrible I'm sorry you have bad eyesight. I wouldn't say this unless I meant it. It looked like shit 3 months after it was released for fucks sake.
This

not him but i dont think his post was questioning the plausibity of it, more the reasoning bbehind such a retarded fucking scene

slutshaming works every time

No one who went to see this movie expected art. They wanted big as fuck dinosaurs eating small as fuck people. They got that. And they got it in doses.

Fun popcorn flick, would see again/10.

Come to think of it, this is the whitest film I've seen in years.

And it was still meh.

Spino whupped T-Rex's ass and no one could handle it. 3 had some great fucking moments. Never understood the hate.

The plane stuff at the beginning is suspense kino.

Plane?

It was fine. Calm your tits, lady

And no. There was far worse last year

No it was shit.

>white
No sorry chris pratt is a nigger
>film
No

I agree pretty much on this.

Even spielberg said it was ALMOST as if jurassic park had come alive.

Fucking shit movie by shit director.
This shit was sci fi channel trash.

>9000 minutes in paint
Pls no bully

The river scene was also pretty based. And Spino demolishing Rex. And the raptor in the glass. And the pterodactyl cage. And the Spino leering menacingly at the main cast with a fucking cell-phone going off in his belly, looking creepy as fuck.

I consider it the second best in the series. 1 > 3 > 2 (the good parts) > 4 > 2 (as a whole).

That said, I've liked every Jurassic movie. I can pop in any of them and have a good time.

The CGI didn't even bother me. CGI is great for things like dinosaur fights. It's only shitty when they use it to create things they easily could have created practically.

you're entitled to your opinion

Really wasn't tho. A harmless, fun B film backed by a blockbuster budget. I don't go looking for the meaning of life in summer films.

Kid fuck off its wasn't harmless or fun.
It had shit cinematography, editing, directing and acting and a was cliche. I was not entertained. It was not jurassic park. There was zero tension. It wasnt a good movie. It simply existed. The main characters were shit too

Why wouldn't the unkillable Murdersaurus be the "military super weapon" and the trained Raptors be a park exhibit (like trained lions/elephants at circus)

Why have the parents have "marriage problems" but the movie focuses on Sexy Auntie and Memelord?

Why not have the plot be Memelord is a shlub who is separated from his wife who has a cool Jurassic World job...then he goes there and they reconnect saving their kids from dinosaurs?
wouldn't that made more sense????

Why was the kid randomly autistic?

This movie was awesome

Only tryhard fags "MUH JURASSIC PARK 3 WAS BETTER" are hating it

JPIII was shit that's the point of how bad jurassic world is

You have no vision

Jurassic World is unironically one of my favorite films. The first film is more of a milestone but I enjoy World better. It's a nearly perfect adventure film with heavy cues from Xenozoic Tales, the best dinosaur related IP to date. In fact my only complaint with JW would be that I wish they were more creative with the effects, using a mixture of old and new techniques and perhaps even making some new ones for themselves. But I could watch it every week and be happy. Great stuff all around.

Oh, and Jurassic Park 3 is one of the worst big budget films ever released and shits on the franchise in every way. The plot is a recycled plot of maybe a third of The Lost World, the script is terrible, and Johnston had no idea how to film the dinosaurs resulting in some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. The speed ramping in the plane scene to attempt to make the Spinosaur not look like total shit with that terrible lighting makes me want to murder Johnston and anyone else involved. The large costs and shit result from that film are probably the single greatest strike against practical FX in the past 15 years, and it's all because those people didn't have a fucking clue about what they were doing.