Movies described shittily

movies described shittily
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>many snow
>ole mary todd's callin must be time 4 bed
>AUCKLAND ITS OUR BIGGEST CITY
>die
>die
>die
>die
>black man
>BLOOD?
>die
>die
>die
>U BETTA SHIT ANOTHER GUN BITCH
>die
>die
>die
>die

>White people are black people

>meet bank robber
>they get free money from him
>toad
>flood

>Guy has boring life
>Hates job and people
>Meets a new friend
>Friend turns out to be crazy asshole
>Friend makes him do things he doesn't want to do
>Everything works out in the end

>Dude has daddy issues
>Proceeds to coach soccer team

Fight club

>23 faggots steal 3 people
>actually is 24
>o shit
>dies
>dies
>dies
>shotgun
>run naked man run!

>Holy men
>Try to be holier
>Fail

No one got this in the last thread.

>Old guy doesn't like the thought of dying.
>Old guy is real smart.
>Old guy finds out that he and everyone else most likely wont have to die.
>Old guy tries to tell everyone.
>6 people believe him.

>aliens
>doo doo doo doo doo

>five kids spend their weekend outside of civilization
>under them is "zoo"
>"party" starts
>unicorn

>ha dude let's go find weapons to sell
>captured by chinese
>monsters attack

Yep

Signs

nope

whoops, meant to reply to you. nope.

x flies

It did not come to mind.


Fargo
Fight club

the exorcist?

nope.

>little girl gets sucked into closet.

>Crazed hockey goalie goes on rampage

Poltergeist

not fargo
nobody will get this one. its popular too... huh

Poltergeist

yup

>angst cunt chooses between a bat and a dog
>rest of the sequels make no fucking sense at all

>Bitch with kid in a huge home
>hear strange noises
>house hunted
>they the ghost haunting

Split

The Great Wall

Jason

>homeless veteran
>breaks into gay rich guy's house
>fucks nun
>???
>profit

the house on the lake or something forgot the name

Don't know of any movie called that

>Jews, white trash, Russians and niggers all monkeying over a big ass diamond
>London

>Split
nice

>aliens
>unicorn
>spaceship

>Bills Lost
>Tap Dancer in Bowling Alley
>Tripe Dinner
>Retaliation at Strip Club

Friday the 13th

Django Unchained?

>blind dude
>wants to rape chick but ends up raping himself

>Guy gets cancer
>Gets surgery
>Hands on metal cock

Yep

Don't breathe

cabin in the woods, thats what its called.

Hateful 8

>Bunch of criminals talk lots of shit and hang out in some warehouse

>Big fight
>Lets do a gang
>Oh shit whats that
>We need a tougher gang
>Yo its just a dead nigger in a parachute
>Dead
>Chuck some stones
>Dead
>The Navy

Correct

theres not much snow in django unchianed
close

Getting close.

nice shit man, that is correct.

>White people are black people

Hateful 8 for OP
Reservoir Dogs for this.

Snatch

Reservoir Dogs

>Dudes go to the woods in honor of their dead childhood friend
>Hot hippies
>Burnt money

>guy was hiding in the basement the whole time.

>Woman in bar has interesting conversation
>Decides to go fuck herself

Machete?

The Shining?

>some shithole in the south
>old worthless sheriff
>cold blooded killer with a stupid haircut

Much tarantino. I enjoy this.

Keeping up with the theme


>Bitch gets shot
>wakes up
>kills everyone

predestination
fucking mindfuck of a film

Get out

Nope.

>Man gets cancer
>kills people

>cunt loses husband
>loses daughter
>crippled for life

kill bill, gave away with the theme mention

>Forest
>Man gets old
>Woman can't turn her back to her demons

Deadpool

Win

Nope

Saw?

Is it 'The Last Man on Earth'? Or some shit...
That movie about the guy that's lived since forever and he's trying to tell a grp of ppl qt a party that he's been around for hindreds of years and he can't convince them

No country for old men

> hit midget chick befriends perverted magician
> magician sends her to get rid of some underwear
> lots of farting and lesbian horniness ensue

>niggers form a band
>Jew manages the band, underpass the niggers
>niggers get mad, split from each other
>nigger dies from AIDS

nope

Lord of the flies?

>Dude is angry
>goes strutting around

Straight outta Compton

>woman steals money from employer
>man and his mother
>Dark secret
>skeletor

hulk

>Man makes machine
>machine fuck off on heli

Like an evolved caveman ae? Fucking me off what its called

nope

yup

>Man elected leader of his land
>Son turns out to be a dick who hates him
>Son cheats in a competition
>Man must fight aliens threatening his land
>He got his emo buddy to help him

>bowling
>the chinaman pissed on a rug

Nope. Less marvel, more Duvall.

>traffic jam
>hot day
>guy loses his shit

Ex Machina

ExMachina

>girl goes to sleep
>wakes up

Yep

>teens get stranded in middle of nowhere
>bird guy havin the munchies
>black dude lives

>I'm a cop
>I'm also a cop
>but I'm also a mafia
>I'm also also a mafia
>what the fugg
>everyone dies

Road rage

Way too easy

>Chinatown
>big trouble

>Chink and nigger have fun in Paris

Nope