Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = King
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
Three trips and we ride to Mecca.
DEUS VULT
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>"D-DEUS VULT! D-DEUS VULT! WE WILL KILL ALL MUSLIMS AND TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRIES"
>the 400lbs neckbeard says as he stuffs his face with another mouthful of cheetos
DEUS VULT
Let the purging begin already.
For the Lord
r0ll
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Rolling.
this tbh, bunch of neckbeards wanna go to war? kek
DES VULT
I'm a Knight, you sluts.
Purify the heathens.
Holy trips
DEUS VULT
Huh.
FOR GOD!
Did someone say crusade...
I would gladly die if it meant driving the saracens out of the holy land.
DEUS VULT
did someone just say a crusade?
Rollin
Glorious purification
Rollerino1
Let's all be squaddies
DEUS VULT
Pfft frrrpt! Badoo! Kill dem!
Roll DEUS VULT
Rolling
Deus Vult
Fucking Saracen on my board!
Yes yes yes yes wolf
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Alright then.
legendary
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Lies.
Duus vuuult
Rolling
Deus Vult!
Deus Vult!!!!
Deus Vult!
Knight get.
And my single says troll the frenchcucks thread
Dues Vult
Noice one....
Deus Vult
DEUS VULT
rolling
One quick reroll
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Rollin'
Rolliiing
give me mah fuckin horse
Huzzah!
DEUS VULT
Yoooooo
Do i get free armor?
I'm no theist but if i get crusader armor i'll gladly help liberate the holy land
Drawn and quartered.
fucking moors
Death to the mudslimes!
You jew
Rollin
X'ed
Joining as ottoman spy again
Deus Vult!
Burn him! Burn his house! Burn his cow!
Roll
DEUS VULT!!!! REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!
DEUS VULT
Rollll
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rowl
Sir George Negus, reporting in.
Omelet du Fromage
Roll
God wills it!
DEUS VULT
Rotling
roll
singles and I kill myself jumping off eiffel tower
top kek so be it
J.K.Rolling
pls pls don't be kebab
DEUS VULT
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WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM
Nice
Sign me up
Roll
DESU THE VULT
Kek
DEUS VULT
>little kids on /b pretending the crusades were even close to genocidal
wow
cuck
DICE VULT!!!
Saracen detected. Remove his tiny genitals and let him die of old age.
Remove his limbs carefully and leave him to slowly die of hunger with nothing but a hamster bottle filled with pee.
Yeah sure why not
Trips get
God wills it-
YOU HAVE MY BOW
God wills YOU FUCKING DEAD, SARACEN FILTH. THE HANGMAN'S NOOSE WITH YOU
FOR THE POPE