My girl said she wants us to do these masks. I said i dont want to. She insisted and said it would be fun

My girl said she wants us to do these masks. I said i dont want to. She insisted and said it would be fun
I brought up that when i wanted us to try anal she said she didnt want and i basicaly said the same thing as she is saying now
Now she's mad at me, said something like "why do men have to be like this" and she's not texting me back on fb
My question is:
Why are girls so selfish? To you really think that if you want something from us it's somehow different than if we want something? How is this shit even slightly fair

The worst part is that there is no good solution, i will just have to do this stupid mask, still no anal and probably also apologize (god knows why) or else she won't calm down

Oh yeah, she is also at the stage of "you dont have to do it if you dont want to, i wont force you to anything"

If u want some anal become gay ez solution

The mask is harmless.

Anal is fun for you but it physicaly hurts her you stupid shit

Doesn't hurt if you know what you're doing, you stupid shit.

Then don't do it. Christ, if she can't handle you not wanting to do some sort of beauty thing then your relationship is on a weak foundation. Also, comparing it to wanting anal isn't really 1 to 1, you'd have been better off using another, non-sexual example. Your point would be made and that would be that.

This stuff comes with experience user.

>Hey lol let's try some harmless skin care routine.
>Hey let me force my dick up a hole you derive no pleasure from and stretch your ass out for 4-12 minutes until I cum in you, after which I'll demand it on a semi-regular basis because I got it once
Jesus I'm not even trying to white knight- but maybe I'm baited anyways. Are you this fucking retarded?
I hope you're not the kind of retard who complains if your girl has acne too. She has to look after her skin and you're too much of a bitch to have some fun in the relationship by trying out some shit for 5 minutes?

Go hang out in a cuck thread, you'll get better advice there

>If you know what you're doing
I hope you mean weeks of no-dick prep, because training for anal is an art. Inb4 this mogga thinks he's got it all covered by doubling up on lube

Ive had dudes who have had anal with multiple partners with ease. They knew what they were doing....it still fucking hurt.
And on the rare times it DID stop hirting then it just felt like i had to take a big shit but wasnt allowed too. No pleasure at all

It's also not beneficial as women don't know how to look scientifically at things either.

If you want anal, have her watch videos on how to properly do anal with you. Abide by the rules and it won't hurt.

They're all like this. Learn from the experience and anticipate it next time. She might also be trying to hint that your skin is shitty and you should take better care of it. Or it's a part of her plan to emasculate you and turn you into her sexless man-slave.

it's sexual discomfort vs. social discomfort. One is a lot more physically imposing than the other, stakes are higher.

Fucking this.

This is what im saying. Maybe for dudes being fucked in the ass can feel good because yall have a prostate but to us it just feels like being forced to hold in a massive dump.
>inb4 "i had a girl who loved being fucked in the ass"
No she didnt...she faked it and she only dealt with it to make you happy

Enjoy your girlfriend while you have her, or until you get cucked. Can't believe this crap baited me.

Doing a fucking face mask isn't nearly in the same league as stuffing her shit box. You could've just said you don't want to instead of being a mad kid about it. She'll feel either forced to do anal or as if you don't want to spend a fun time (according to her) with her instead she has to give you something.
--> You don't love her enough and only want physical stuff.
--> She doubts te relationshop.
--> Cucked.

But, I do want to add this to it. I've spoken about those maks with my girlfriend who's a beauty specialist, and after reading up a bit too, they're pretty harmful. In the short run, it clears black spots, but, depending on the size of those black spots, it will quite drastically open up those clogged pores and without the right care afterwards, it'll have an adverse effect and they'll get clogged up again causing equal or more spots.

>hey op let's do this harmless and funny thing as a couple
>NOT UNTIL YOU BARE YOUR ANUS FOR ME YOU BITCH. THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE REACTION
This is why people here do not have girlfriends

just put the fucking mask on you idiot

You could stop fapping to others gfs and instead go to s.n.a.p.c.h.a.t.y(.)me and leak nudes.

It's not sore if you know what you're doing. Clearly you didn't :|

I hope your children all get cancer.

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This thread is full of retards who think all it takes to fuck a chick in the ass is 'knowing how to do it right'

It literally takes weeks if you want her to comfortably adapt, and it's 90% luck if she happens to enjoy it by the end. "It doesn't hurt if you know what you're doing" Is bullshit
You shove a cucumber up your own ass and tell us it doesn't hurt. You guys seem to "Know what you're doing" so well. It's a hole that doesn't produce lubrication and isn't meant to endure friction.

Fuck, it takes a thread like this to remind me how hopelessly autistic the virgins of Sup Forums are