How is it that this fat nerd can get married, yet I can't even get a girlfriend?

How is it that this fat nerd can get married, yet I can't even get a girlfriend?

I know I saw this on Reddit just and loled. Scrolled to see some fat neckbeard comments but none there

lower your standards dumbass

They aren't shitposting on a Laotian cave painting forum.

Maybe you are just an asshole

You could stop jerking to others gfs and instead go to s.n.a.p.c.h.a.t.y(.)me and fap to nudes.

My standards are already low enough, yet all women seem to think they're above me.

Fuck, this reminds me of this one time I let a friend swipe for me on Tinder and he superliked this landwhale, but nothing came of it.

Some fucking obese whore thought she was too good for me.

That fat nerd has a social life.

He's probably just about to eat some food off the ground.

Try not looking down on other people first asshole
with ttat attitude a nerd will fuck your wife first

>tinder

stop looking for women on social apps and the internet and put yourself out there in the real world. get some friends, talk to girls at the bar, your school, the supermarket. they're less likely to turn you down in person.

For starters, like most things in life, luck plays a bigger role than anything else. It's not about skill or attraction or knowledge or anything else -- just luck.

While you were born in a particular city to a particular socioeconomic class which caused you to be laughed at in school and picked on, he HAPPENED to go to a school where most of his peers were fat like him

While you went to college to get good grades and a good job (in hopes of one day impressing a girl with your financial stability) he went to a shitty community college where he HAPPENED to sit next to this girl

When you were being fiscally responsible and saving money and working a job and going to the gym, he HAPPENED to like the same music as her

It's total fucking luck, mate.

I met a girl in high school (11 years ago) and we've been married 4 years now. Whenever people ask me my secret, I don't fucking have one. It was luck. She happened to sit next to me in class, the teacher happened to call on me for some questions which I happened to know the answer to, she happened to be raised by a father who taught her to value intelligence, she happened to think I was intelligent and started paying closer attention to me, she happened to be the only other person who didn't have a group mate when it was time for a joint assignment, we happened to have shared interests, she happened to get placed in my gym class next, we happened to get placed near one another with the way our last names arranged us, we happened to each be competitive, the next year we happened to get the same social studies class, we happened to be sat near one another,...

It was just one coincidence after another. After about 2 years of coincidences she started to like me.

Because you're a boring dude, my friend :)

Because he's probably successful and interesting and you're probably a faggot.

now that's funny

Because he goes outside.

He can't fuck my wife if I can't get one.

The girls in my classes are literally tumblr-tier chicks. Now maybe this is just me, but I'm not into tumblr-tier whores. But I guess that's my fault for choosing to study a film course.

That's just not fair ;_;

rude

That interpretation is giving OP too much credit.
No amount of luck can give you happiness with OPs attitude.

>I saw this on Reddit
b&

You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Literally if you fucking try to better yourself and be social, you can get mostly any girl you want. Like most things in life, if you want something (like a girlfriend) you have to fucking try. Waiting around for "coincidences" is the most pussy beta thing I've ever heard.

thanks guru
no irony, this is literal gold and should be a copy pasta. I dont even envy you because th truth you speak is more I could hope for. I wish you evenmore luck m8

You did SEVERAL things wrong:

You called her a landwhale here. That doesn't mean you called her one in person, but it means you were thinking it. Which sets the tone for the conversation. Instead of "my god, you look amazing" it's "so... how's the weather?"

You looked for a girl on Tinder. Tinder isn't for girlfriends or marriage. Sure every female profile SAYS they're looking for Mr. Right to settle down, but they're lying. It's simple logic that women are naturally desired -- they have intrinsic value whereas men to not. So if a woman wanted to find a man she literally just has to walk out of her house and she'll have 20 offers. Tinder is for women casting a WIDE net with the safety of a screen between them and the men so they can be extra picky for a self-esteem boost (because turning men down feels good). 90% of people meet at bars - where women are drunk and their defenses are lowered. I'm not saying "defenses are lowered" like you can rape them, I just mean modern women are TOO defensive. There's a single rape in a city of 300,000 people and suddenly they feel like every man on campus is trying to drag them into a back alley. Sure, it's a safe mentality to have, but when you villainize groups of people like that you lose the ability to connect.

You let your friend swipe. This meant you had no emotional investment. You're literally treating these women like meat and not people. A girlfriend isn't a commodity to be acquired and traded. She's a human being with an ENTIRE LIFE STORY. Unless you have a genuine interest in sitting down and listening to her share that story, you don't have a genuine interest in getting a girlfriend: you just want a hot chick to fuck occasionally so you can make men jealous. Get an escort.

That said, even doing everything wrong you might still get married one day. Because it's all about luck. Maybe you'll find a woman who is looking for exactly what you are

look at the fuckin size of that tree!
is dis real life?

Maybe he is a kind and lovely person with a wonderful humor,who always pays attention to his girlfriend. And he is a unselfish lover,who thinks of her first. Is always true and honest....

...

it looks like she lowered hers

OP don't fucking listen to this guy if you ever want a lasting relationship.

even though he's fat he's probably packing a thick 8 incher and makes 200k a year

Maybe you're addicted to Sup Forums

>rude
Kek

You can get a good girlfriend using Tinder. I'm living with mine 2 years later and we're expecting a kid

>guru
>literal gold

jesus christ standards have sunk

Lol saw this picture as well (who hadn't, it's on front page) and thought how such a fat guy gets skinnier. Most likely cool personality and decent IT job. Or just she's not impressive

>obese
>thick 8 inch dick

Literally not possible.

Steven?

You belong to once of two groups of people.

You either suffer from the mentality of believing the world to be fair and rational. It's supported by survivorship bias. If there's a 1 in a million chance of something happening, it will happen to over 300 Americans (because there are 300 million of them), and thanks to the internet and the media we'll see these 300 Americans every day of our life on television and in the news, reminding us that "if we try, it's possible". But it was just dumb fucking luck because there was a 1 in a million chance

That, or you're one of a handful of men who (by SHEER LUCK, mind you) possess good genes AND had a good starting position in social situations (most likely rich parents giving them the "cool" toys all the other kids wanted to play with). There are a lot of feedback loops when it comes to female attraction which some men get to take advantage of:

>Despite what people say, confidence isn't a "fake it 'til you make it" thing. Confidence is created by succeeding, and it's destroyed by failure. If 50% of the time when you talk to women they smile and talk back and 0% of the time they pepper spray you, you become confident. If 10% of the time they smile and talk back and 10% of the time they pepper spray you, you become nervous and frightened and so you look more shifty and untrustworthy, leading to more failures

>Hormones released when having sex (and only when having sex -- masturbation doesn't help) actually make you more attractive. They tone muscle, increase confidence, increase alertness, etc. Therefore men who get sex start to attract more women

>Women talk. All the time. If a woman has sex with a man, she'll tell other women about it - which causes them to start thinking about having sex with him. Because a woman wanting sex is all about thinking about sex

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>Tips fedora

Eh? one of the most famous porn actors in history fits this exact description

yeah, it is

she don't look like she is all that
you are probably just a faggot op deal with it

Ron's not obese, retard.

No, it isn't.

it doesn't take much to fuck a woman and fill her brain up with dopamine. start being a fucking winner, ya fucking loser.

Fuck off he isn't

He admitted that he knows she's way out of his league.

Her face is completely covered in the pic, she could have a massively jew looking face under there.

Just for reference, 205lb, 5'6 - Obese

No, I'm a reddit fag it's on the front page.

the BMI chart is fucking bullshit.

>From age 14 to 22 almost all women want sex desperately. They're under the influence of hormones, curiosity, and a society that doesn't give them ample opportunities to safely explore at a younger age. However women don't want their first time to be awful, so they want sex with a guy who's "experienced"

All of this adds up to one thing: Men get sex simply because they have previously had sex. Men get 20 hookups not because they did anything special or went to the gym, but simply because they got 20 hookups.

You can spend your entire life and millions of dollars bettering yourself, but at the end of the day it's all about luck. I've seen men who go to the gym three times a week, travel the world regularly, read books, and make $90k a year and they still can't garner any interest from women. Meanwhile I've seen crack addicts who never go to the gym, don't have a job, and can't pronounce words over 2 syllables in length, and they've been married 7 times.

Finding a woman is all about luck. You may be able to improve your odds in some ways, but at the end of the day you're still flipping a coin.

My best tips (and no, "go to the gym" isn't one of them):

>Spend money on various different hobbies (rock climbing, sewing, hiking, jet skiing, etc) so you have both experience and good stories to tell
>Go to bars - not clubs, bars. Don't go to pick up women - just go to relax and talk to people. Don't try to take someone home. Let that happen accidentally
>Take care of your home. Tend to the lawn, keep the place clean, keep the pantry stocked. It gives you something to bring women home to, it keeps you busy when you'd otherwise be posting on Sup Forums, and it helps instill the kind of monotonous responsibility you need later in life
>Read random feminazi or tumblrina blogs. This is not about "knowing the enemy" or "research" or anything - it's about developing an interest in people who think differently than you. Because if you're not interested, she won't be

Seriously any guy can get girls if they just try. I have friends who are ugly as shit morons who get laid simply because they've achieve in life. Point being, as I said before, if OP wants to get laid he needs to better himself and try fucking harder.

You can argue about the validity of BMI charts till the cows come home, it's what classifies Obesity and that nigga is obese and has been for 25 years.

Yeah, but Ron doesn't have any factors like muscle mass throwing it off. For the general populace, and in this case his fat fuck self, it's perfectly accurate.

...and by achieve in life I mean, they're happy and successful, not rich. Big difference.

Anecdotes don't equate to statistics. You have friends who are ugly as shit morons who get laid because "they've achieved in life". I have friends who are software engineers making 90k, own their own house, go to the gym regularly, and can't get a woman because no one finds them "interesting" or "engaging".

It's not about achievement or success and it's only about physical attraction if you were simultaneously in the top 1% of hot men AND had a pleasant social upbringing by the time you reached high school.

If you were beaten up in school, if you were often alone at recess, if you have a little bit of weight in high school, or if you had a strange hobby that wasn't shared by the whole student body, then you're left like everyone else: depending on luck

Your ugly as shit friends who get laid, where do they meet these women? At the bar, maybe? That's what I fucking thought.

But when you have a system where things like muscle mass can throw things of you have a shit system. Come up with a better system and then I'll h#think your less of a fuckidnS:gnafa;sfjaf'aopwirfeflsjsdlnf

You realize they're happy BECAUSE they get laid regularly, right? Put them in the exact same situation, but suppose they've never gotten a girl. Would they still feel successful? Or would they wonder what they were doing wrong and why no woman wants them despite their "success"?

You're taking a single anecdote. You, like most people, are suffering from survivorship bias.

It's all about luck, mate.

Do you even listen to yourself, to be classified Obese your BMI needs to exceed x - you can't argue one person is or isn't Obese whilst ignoring the system that classifies the term.

>Ron is Obese, there is no alternative option

It's because I'm a depressed bum with crippling social anxiety.

Fuckin oath it is, still with my hs sweetheart after 16ish years, feel sorry for some other motherfuckers, nothing special about me.

But I'm already married

BMI has nothing to do with muscle mass. It's:

>Body (your corporeal form)
>Mass (as defined by science, measured in kilograms)
>Index (a quick reference)

It defines your mass (weight) relative to your body (height / size). It doesn't define your fat content. That's a different measure. There's a reason the "optimal" range on BMI is so big (from 18.5 to 25) -- specifically because they don't take those things into account

25.1 really is overweight. And under 18.5 really is underweight. Get over it.

It boils down to any combination of these 3: you're not interesting, you're not good looking, you're not rich. Missing one won't kill you, but more than that you start to run into problems.

What's that wet mark on his leg?
Did his knee piss its self in fear of her saying yes

You really don't understand statistics at all, do you? I'm not being a dick, I'm seriously saying if you feel this way there's no way you understand the reasons for its use. It is a good chart.
Source: Degreee in Exercise and Sport Physiology

And you missed his/their point completely, a powerlifter will measure Obese on the BMI scale, doesn't mean he's got high bodyfat

I think I'm pretty interesting, I've got a decent amount of money to be able to purchase my wants, and most people (friends, people on /soc/, and bitches on Tinder) say I'm at about a 6-7/10.

>For starters, like most things in life, luck plays a bigger role than anything else. It's not about skill or attraction or knowledge or anything else -- just luck.
>While you were born in a particular city to a particular socioeconomic class which caused you to be laughed at in school and picked on, he HAPPENED to go to a school where most of his peers were fat like him
>While you went to college to get good grades and a good job (in hopes of one day impressing a girl with your financial stability) he went to a shitty community college where he HAPPENED to sit next to this girl
>When you were being fiscally responsible and saving money and working a job and going to the gym, he HAPPENED to like the same music as her
>It's total fucking luck, mate.
>I met a girl in high school (11 years ago) and we've been married 4 years now. Whenever people ask me my secret, I don't fucking have one. It was luck. She happened to sit next to me in class, the teacher happened to call on me for some questions which I happened to know the answer to, she happened to be raised by a father who taught her to value intelligence, she happened to think I was intelligent and started paying closer attention to me, she happened to be the only other person who didn't have a group mate when it was time for a joint assignment, we happened to have shared interests, she happened to get placed in my gym class next, we happened to get placed near one another with the way our last names arranged us, we happened to each be competitive, the next year we happened to get the same social studies class, we happened to be sat near one another,...
>It was just one coincidence after another. After about 2 years of coincidences she started to like me.

saving for future copypasta. lel.

>nothing special about me

Exactly. You got lucky. I'm with my high school sweetheart, too, I just recognize that it was pure luck. If we'd gone to different schools, we wouldn't have met. If we were born a year apart, we wouldn't have met. If we didn't have gym class together, we wouldn't have competed constantly. If we didn't have social studies together we wouldn't have talked constantly. If we hadn't each come from parents in a similar economic class we wouldn't have had many shared interests to discuss. If I hadn't spent my entire childhood in front of a computer screen researching (while normal kids were out playing basketball) she wouldn't have thought I was smart. If she hadn't had a father who spent every day drilling into her head the importance of intelligence she wouldn't have cared that I was smart. If I hadn't gotten an MP3 player for Christmas we wouldn't have been able to spend hours listening to music together and sharing new songs with each other. If our school had been constructed differently there wouldn't have been a blind spot in the security cameras behind one of the stair wells where we could make out. If her mother wasn't a workaholic she wouldn't have shown up to school two hours early. If I hadn't been in walking distance of the school I couldn't have taken advantage of that to show up two hours early and spend that time with her. If she didn't live in the middle of bum-fuck-nowhere 40 miles from the school or any civilization she might have had more friends, gone partying, enjoyed alcohol, and met some asshole "hot guy". If I hadn't gotten beaten up constantly (even hospitalized once) through elementary and middle school I might have been less reserved about talking to strangers and met women other than her.

At the end of the day it was pure luck.

And you missed my point entirely. A powerlifter is still overweight, even if they don't have bodyfat. That unnatural level of muscles isn't healthy, either.

Are you calling that guy a body builder? ??? He's a fat piece of shit . And the girl said no.

>A powerlifter is still overweight,
Yes, this isn't being argued, he's making the point BMI doesn't indicate level of bodyfat
>That unnatural level of muscles isn't healthy, either.
Agreed

Wut

>studying film
Kek. You're not in a position to be judging anyone you fucking loser. Enjoy your career as a barista.

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Could you imagine the smell of that guy's undercarriage? Fucking turnips and garbage. She'd vomit into his pubes and acne covered micropenis.

HURL

Yep, very lucky because like a lot of guys on this site I'm a social retard in large groups. I'll never forget I'm lucky either.

this is a scene from lion king you retard

This is the best euphemism for Sup Forums I've ever heard

No one ever mentioned bodyfat until the most recent posts. The comment was "The BMI chart is bullshit", to which the response was "Yeah, but it doesn't take into account muscle mass! For MOST people it's accurate" (implying that for some people it's not accurate, due to muscle mass)

I said that muscle mass doesn't make it less accurate. BMI doesn't say you're fat - its says you're unhealthy. Body fat didn't come in until after my initial post, and I again pointed out it's irrelevant. The BMI chart is valuable and backed by statistics and science, and regardless of muscle mass or body fat it tells you if you're overweight or underweight.

Let me guess: Joss Whedon is your hero.

he's probably got a stable career and his own place. Grow up OP.

The wost people to take relationship advice from are married people lol. They're not happy because they get laid. My friends are happy because they set goals and achieve them, the sex comes with being confident. What don't you understand about that? Also you make a lot of assumptions. I'm average looking at best, had an abusive upbringing, picked on in school, far from being rich, didn't get laid until I was 18. I'm 27 now and do great with woman because I try to make myself interesting. I play in a band, have a decent job and set goals for myself. How can you not agree with me telling OP to better himself? Makes no fucking sense.

That's kinda rude user. I bet I'd have a better at finding a career in film than getting a girlfriend/wife.

Who is Joss Whedon

I agree with what you're saying, still, I was pointing out that you missed his point, whether you think you did or not.

the difference is that he gets out and tries to get what he wants while you, maybe even with better chances, just sit there complaining and waiting for something good to happen out of nothing

get your ass up

So basically it's all about finding hobbies that girl might find interesting so that you have something to talk about with them? What if I don't like those kind of hobbies?

>didn't get laid until I was 18
Welcome to what's literally the statistically normal mean.

You're not some special kid who got picked on, started from nothing, wasn't attractive, and suddenly turned their life around. You sound like the epitome of normal. You probably don't even know what "picked on" means. Like 90% of people you probably build a narrative about your life where you exaggerate details to make yourself sound like a hero.

Until you've been to the hospital with a broken arm because you were assaulted with a bat, or waited in a locker for 3 hours for a janitor to find you, you don't know what it's like to get "picked on"

Until you've gone to an under-funded inner-city school where they literally spend the whole year giving you answers to standardized tests instead of teaching in a pathetic attempt to improve their scores, you don't know what it's like to be "far from rich"

Until you've had your ass literally bruised from how hard it was beaten "because you weren't crying so you didn't learn your lesson the first time you got beat", you didn't have an abusive upbringing

And as for sex at 18, that's pretty much that average. Good job being normal and thinking you're exceptional.

As for your band, job, and goals -- you're implying that people who don't get sex or women lack those things. Plenty of guys have hobbies, careers, and meet goals. The difference is you do those things AND get women, so you see the correlation and attribute the women to those things. That's not causation.

As for not agreeing with you telling OP to better himself, it's because you're feeding him false hope. It's good to better yourself. It's bad to expect it will magically cause him to get a woman. You're literally telling him "A causes B", which isn't the case. A was correlated with B in a handful of convenience samples you took in your life while disregarding all evidence to the contrary.

He's feeding your anecdotes from his own life, not real advice: just something that worked for him.

If you don't like those hobbies, don't pursue them. Pursue hobbies you like because genuine interest beats social games any day.

There are women who marry marine biologists, women who marry entomologists, women who marry gynecologists, women who marry uneducated rednecks, women who marry crack addicts, women who marry pan handlers, women who marry athletes, and women who marry nerds.

There are women for every type of man. You just need to get lucky enough to meet one.

Worst-case scenario, you can try being gay. Not "worst case" because being gay is a terrible thing to be. Just "worst case" because I assume it's the last think you want to try, given you're probably straight. But I find men are usually easier to talk to and gay guys are a lot more open about sex and relationships than women who are constantly on guard.

It's meant to be rude you fucking autist. You're sitting there judging other people as if you're better than them. You're still a student, studying a usless degree for fucks sake.

If shit's so hard and your sense of self is so fucking worthless that you base your value on the attention you receive from women, and are angered by those more successful then you, then you should just go full elliott rodger and an hero.

I guess my life has come to the point where I believe everything that a website for sick people tells me. So I'm taking all those advices seriously trying to understand how to get a fucking gf so that my parents stop thinking I'm gay. And yes they really do. And it sucks. It also sucks to go out with your friends and you are the only one without a gf so when the time for making out comes up you just sit there waiting for it to be over.

The best trick to getting women is to not want to get a women. Disregard them as potential mates abd veiw them as plutonic relationships.

And then fuck whores to take care of the urges. This sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious.

Fucking deku tree there.

Isn't that Lanipator?

he's fat af

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This, anons, is truth.

This comparisson makes no sense

This is mostly true but you can also effect your odds of all of this happening. Like going out more and having a job. That being said I need to spend less time on Sup Forums and more time actually do things :/

Because your a shitty person who's all worried about himself all day.

Complete retard answer

she looks like my ideal girl
fuck

>no tits
>no ass
>no hips
>male haircut
>double chin

>ideal girl

Really nigga?