Will that be with or without butter, Sir?

Will that be with or without butter, Sir?

*cracks whip*

Without, Robert, I'm trying to watch my caloric intake.

popcorn without butter? lol I know you're just a dumb nigger but come on, be serious. Popcorn without butter is like eating gravel. Don't skimp on the butter Tyrone.

I'd like tyrone's butter on my popped corn if you catch my drift

>tfw I spend $15 on popcorn and sodiepop but they won't let me in the theater because of the fucking no-singles policy
Fuck this town tbqh

What did he mean by this?

His name is Jamal.

Sir, I'm afraid we don't tolerate racism. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

...

Nigger.

wtf I'm going to the Indiana Jones screening, it's cosplay you fucking ape!

>no-singles policy
The fuck? You mean they literally won't let people watch movies alone?

That will be 39.99 plus tip sir

What the fuck is a no singles policy?

you americans, I thought you live in a free country.

fucking pathetic

n-no arguing there

Just butter me up my noble nubian bull

this is the best shit I've seen this month.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuckold.

not even to mention the bird tax

Any seafood options today Jamal?

b-but I ordered chicken tendies

AYO
*does the bird chirp*
LEMME GET SUMMA DAT JUNIOR MINT PLAYA
*eyes police officer with concern*
FIVE DOLLAR? NIGGA YOU OUT YO DAMN MINE
*motions Shaniqua to get her fat ass in the theater*

Certainly Sir. Our specials today are as follows:

Grilled Peppered Crabs Legs
Roasted Falcon
Sauteed Maggos
Raw chicken

Have your pick!

at least we can shower during the movie halftime

Its a troll

clean it up, theater monkey

I swear to god if you put butter on muh mags this time without asking

our theater waits until halftime for the penis inspection, so I still don't know how sudoku squad ends

>his theaters don't have a NSP

Consider you'reself lucky. Although it's just a matter or time before you can't go to movies alone even in your town.

>Roasted Falcon
What kind of fucking trick is this? No one roasts a kino falcon!

All falcons that the theatre midgets catch are immediately roasted alive, that way only the strong survive and breed

Obviously they only serve runts and ferals unless you're paying a lot more
some places you can still get around it if you buy a d-box seat

>tfw a theater midget bites your leg
Should I go to a doctor

"Sir, please pick up that trash you just dropped."

Hah, you can't tell me what to do, you're not even black!

>sodiepop

Papa pls go

*calls over theater security*
*security clubs your back legs, causing you to fall, then places bag over your head and drags you to the theater interrogation room*

nothing personnel

*it was a hologram*

My wife will have the semen please

>tipping the pizza man