Do you wear a fedora?
Do you wear a fedora?
I have transcended the Fedora
I'm not gay.
Bush hat.
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Emanuel kant was a real pissant, who very rarely stable
heidegger, heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table
david hume could out consume schopenhauer and hegel
I doubt that
and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as schlegel
there's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya bout the turning of the wrist
socrates himself was permanently pissed
john stuart mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle, hobbes was fond of his dram
it's a Trilby get it right you fagg0t
kys you plebs
and rene descarte was a drunken fart, "i drink therefore i am"
yes socrates himself is particularly missed; a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
*tips trilby*
Did I get it right m'lady?
But no seriously if that's a trilby then what's a fedora?
>can't be bothered to read the thread
>all 19 responses
In my defense, it's a thread about hats for virgins.
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idk man it seems to be more about drunken philosophers at the moment, but point taken
what is this autism?
lemme guess it's the newest plebbit maymay, fucking neck your self faggot
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Fucker is still alive :(
whatever man, that dude was still funny