Do you wear a fedora?

Do you wear a fedora?

I have transcended the Fedora

I'm not gay.

Bush hat.

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Emanuel kant was a real pissant, who very rarely stable

heidegger, heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table

david hume could out consume schopenhauer and hegel

I doubt that

and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as schlegel

there's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya bout the turning of the wrist

socrates himself was permanently pissed

john stuart mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle, hobbes was fond of his dram

it's a Trilby get it right you fagg0t

kys you plebs

and rene descarte was a drunken fart, "i drink therefore i am"

yes socrates himself is particularly missed; a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

*tips trilby*

Did I get it right m'lady?

But no seriously if that's a trilby then what's a fedora?

>can't be bothered to read the thread
>all 19 responses

In my defense, it's a thread about hats for virgins.

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idk man it seems to be more about drunken philosophers at the moment, but point taken

what is this autism?

lemme guess it's the newest plebbit maymay, fucking neck your self faggot

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Fucker is still alive :(

whatever man, that dude was still funny