Lets find the oldest virgin on Sup Forums

Lets find the oldest virgin on Sup Forums
I lost mine at 23

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Lost it at 16, molested at 11.

16
my path to infinite power is unfortunately lost

OP here, I was molested as a kid too, but I don't know if that counts,

Lost mine at 16 on a back country road in my car. Not real comfortable but didn't matter, had sex.

15
Thats not middle school age btw

15
cheated on my ex with a 22 yo girl

Lost mine at 32, I regret it now.

20 and still a virgin. Only 10 more years...

25 and probably gonna make it to a wizard.

How do you get that far in life and not get laid?

19 and jack off everyday, my wizardry is soon to come.

17. Only slightly autistic. Feels nice

we're ugly. 22 here. and still going strong sadly.

same here, i'm aiming for fearsome wizard powers
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im 35 and still virgin

doesnt matter tho since im gonna become a priest so celibate for life

Speak for yourself, I'm handsome as fuck.
Depression

Lost it at 24.

It sucks that society puts such a high value on looks. You can even have a perfect body but if you have a messed up face, you're screwed. Sad.

I'll take a 6, or even a 5, with an amazing personality over a 10 with none everyday.

25, still counting.

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Talk for yourself. I'm not ugly, just a fucking weirdo.
Was shy through my elementary school. Got weird in middle-school. Dropped out of college. Embarrassed of the situation so I avoid everyone, including whores. Also I kinda hate people and going out.

34 year old kissless virgin here.

fine i speak for myself.

>handsome
>depression
>virgin

explain.

21, virgin (at least I have already kissed a girl), never had a girlfriend.

I'm below average when it comes to looks, my social skills are horrible (I can't talk to girls), will probably stay a virgin until I can afford a hooker or something (still going to university).

You're kind of in the wrong board for this, /r9k/ is virginville so if you're looking for the oldest you should go there

Lost mine at 18 during an "S-Trip". They're supposed to be supervised but they're anything but, everyone was drinking and smoking weed and fucking left and right. I brought a girl back to my room (who wasn't even part of my class, I didn't even find out her name) and she showed me a really good time. I almost thought it was a dream until I woke up the next day still naked in bed with her, and she showered and then dressed and left. I forgot to flush the toilet the night before so the used condom was still in it, so I knew for sure that it had happened (again, the weed and loads of rum made me unsure at first).

Dropped out of Uni, worked shit jobs,alcoholism, actively avoided people like the plague. That sort of stuff.

im sorry to hear that.

No worries, on meds and pretty much fine now

22 yo virgin reporting in

well hopefully you decide to pick up the ol virgin killer looks and go out with a bang or 2

19, still virgin molested by four people throughut my life, thought about asking wizchan if I still qualify, because one time was with my step sister and a wanted it.

I haven't had sex for 4 years. I'm 26 now.

Feels like I'm getting my virginity back.

like a vasectomy

still a virgin at 22, starting to get worried :( idk what to do

GET THE FUCK OUT STOP POSTING THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE

those ages are all off, it should read 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, makes more fucking sense. Lost it at 21 Btw, but still a beta fag

28, virgin even tho i was with three girls in bed.
i just laid there, fell asleep and walked away the next day

Nice.

Lost it at 18

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You're not letting anyone take that wizard title away from you, are you

lost it at 22 and honstly, now at 25 my romantic life is great and i couln't care less how long i took. actually, i'd probably scratch some of the lower quality hookups i've had from the list if i could.

15. She was a total slut . Been in a few year drought though

17. Just slid under the wire.

19 here, I'm making it to level 30.

Just turned 26, friendless, kisses, virgin. Trust issues, can't let people in. Just work, play video games, sleep and repeat.

Lost it at 21 to my hot polish girlfriend

Best shit ever

This scale is wrong, it should be 22+ cus if you haven't gone to a bar and fucked a drunk chick by 22 THEN you're goofed.

Lost it at 15 molested at 12

You're a wizard which powers cannot be understand

Wow, that sentence.

18

Opening week at university, came back trashed and was raped by a girl on my floor. Fucked her again when I was sober and it was good.
8/10 would do again

20 years old. officially beyond saving.

28 and still virgin

*whose

I lost my virginiti at 17 and i have a girlfriend now for 1 year at age of 20

31. Turn 32 later this year.

I lost mine at 20 and I've been laid lots of times since then. Don't be so defeatist.

> was molested as a kid too
Jesus, how fucking old were you

first time I was 12, she was 15. It was weird, but cool. Slept with six more girls throughout high school and college.

32 now. Haven't had sex in seven years.

18.and my ex is a porn star. Im too lazy to smash anyone this week

like 8

Lost at 19- as a femanon. Do I get the femanon belt for oldest virgin?

Sure, tell yourself that.

ur ex got fat
good riddance

No but you can get your tits out

Lost it at 15.

Tons of pussy between 17 and 20.

None from 21 to 27.

Some from 28-30.

My thirties have been going well so far.

another femanon here, lost mine last month (18). you win.

>ex is a pornstar
Ex also repulsive

HAMMER SMASH FACE

Please see

Lost mine at fourteen. Did a half gram of coke in one line beforehand (first time doing that too). Went to Disney world for the first time the next day. Trifecta.

20. Far from the oldest listed so far, but at the rate im going, who knows. I have kissed a girl, though. It was nice.

Haven't lost mine yet, 22, but I don't see it being any different. So I could end up dying without pussy.

I'll be your friend.

are we counting prepubescent encounters?

there is no hope

faggot

Your English also cannot be understand

so? fuck an ugly fat chick. plenty begging for cock.

mere mortal

Did you turn 360 before you walked away?

I can't people, ty though.

I'm 19 and i lost mine 4 days ago and my 20th is in a month so phew

molested at 4
22, still haven't lost it
probably has to do with being 400lbs

18

20 year old virgin here. I may not be old yet but I cast off the need to shed my virginity at a young age. I started jacking off when I was 6 or 7 and haven't stopped a single day since then. I replaced my desire for real girls with anime and video games during high school. As long as there is things to jack off to, I don't need sex. And with being able to jack off to almost everything because of my fetishes, there simply isn't enough time in the day to jack off to everything I want to jack off to. I simply love jacking off, maybe addicted to it but it's a healthy addiction that genuinely improves my life.

Underage neckbeard faggot lvl. 16 here. I can be wizard right now. I will not have sex. Not because I don't want. But I'm full blown autist. So give me the powers!

>25 virgin
>Never dated or kissed a girl either

I'm so fucking scared of girls in social situations, I don't know what to talk to them about

>raped
Did you get ptsd? Were you asking for it by dressing like a a slut?

Damn dude.so what's everyday life like?

Why the drought in 20s?

dude im a heroin addict and have had drug problems since 16 but i still have sex like atleast 4 times a year even in my most depressed and on opiates. you are fucking ugly do not lie.

What's life like as a fat cunt? Do you think you have any chance with women at all?

According to this chart I could create a second moon and a whole new race of dragons.

Lost my virginity at 16 to my boyfriend, we're still together now

porn star or fat disgusting retard fetish for people who like disgusting fucked fat fucks. god your a loser "porn star" stfu faggot virgin

29. Wizard soon. Ive given up on life.

tits or fag?

Got head and made out first time at 15, vaginal/anal at 16
I've hooked up with two females, fucked one of them. Fat as fuck but I'm a charming fat fuck when I try

im 13 but i lost it at 12 last year it was with another boy tho but he is trans grils

how the fuck can you do "vaginal/anal" at the same time dumb fuck u only have one fucking dick