ELLO,OIM SPIDAMAN

ELLO,OIM SPIDAMAN

*inhales helium*
Hey everyone!

OY YA RITE DAFT YE ARE CAROONIN IN YER BLOOMERS

FLASH YO FOOKIN PAKI BASTAD I'LL RIP YO FOOKIN HEAD OFF I SWER.

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Top kek

Fuck me he's too cute.

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the fuck this is gay

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>EVERY FUCKING SPIC, NIGGER AND GOOK IN THIS GOD DAMN NEIGHBOURHOOD IS DYING TODAY!
I didn't know they brought back Raimi for this film.

Man, Raimi's Spider-Man got all kinds of fucked up

I didn't know Raimi was directing Homecoming.

wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:

>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"

Fucking kek

Nice legs

not a bad monologue for spider-man at all. conveys his essence without being to corny and repeating that uncle ben speech again. too bad they are gonna fuck up his movie for the agenda.

>Not Spoidah Man

I'm hoping it'll be good, I really am. Surely they won't manage to fuck up the movie of one of the most popular superheroes right? Right?

Lmao

Diversity screws everything my friend.

Isn't it set in a place where it's just filled with diverse people? In any case, I'll watch it just for Tom.

No. Peter lives in Forest Hills, Queens. Demographics in pic-related. And he goes to school in Manhattan which is 48% white.

Well shit.

The annoying thing is that they could have added minority OCs or cast already existing minority members of Spider-Man's supporting cast like Randy Robertson, Glory Grant etc. But nooooooo. They had to change the race of the white characters to show how progressive they are.

I still can't get over the casting of Tony Ravioli, I hope he can pull it off otherwise it'll just be embarrassing. He looks like he'd get bullied by Peter, he could probably force him to suck his cock.

>THERE IS BUT ONE GOD AND ALL INFIDELS SHALL SERVE THE WILL OF ALLAH OR FALL BEFORE HIS MIGHT! ALLAHU AKBAR!

What the FUCK Disney?

>did you just throw a frisbee at me, you enormous fuckboy? What do you think this is, some roleplaying foreplay? I'm gonna run my cock down your tightly roided boypussy, captain sissy! I'm gonna make you wish you never took that serum, you giant twink!

I know they were trying out a more mature Spiderman, but was getting Rami to direct his character the right choice?

>Spidey calling Cap a twink

Dat spider man ass

>Pizza shirt
>Hiding his pain from Uncle Ben from Tony
Best scene

>It's you who's out nigger, out of a life!

Don't you just wanna bite it and stick your cock in it?

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It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on

At least Tom's great, hot little body too. I cannot get over that Flash Thompson and the fucking fat guy though.

>Flash Thompson is now a fat asian kid

How can an icon fall so far? Also how will Marvel make this transition in their own comics?

Flash is a fat asian?
Fat Venom?

kek

That's not Flash. That's Ned Leeds. The suave guy who works at the Bugle and steals Betty from Peter.

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That distance between Tom and the rest.

Flash is the 5'6 Indian Mexican.

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How do you think he feels about this casting?

>Ive_made_a_huge_mistake.jpg

>was gonna have a band of new fond white friends, probably studied the people close to peter parker to get to grips with the role
>finds out who he's working alongside

Who would Sup Forums rather fuck, Zendaya or that tall chick on the bottom?

Me personally I'd go for the tall girl.

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Tom

Ah well, at least he can just spend more time with his boyfriend instead.

The fat guy

oi don't step here m8 I'll thwip ya

Top fucking kek

>wanzie
What the fuck kind of spelling is that?

>He doesn't have a Wanzie
lad...

just another service provided by your friendly nigger stomper Spider-Man!

lost it

>little guy

What did he mean by this?

He's a manlet but he's big where it counts.

Holy shit that one made me kek nice job user.

looks like the start of a gay porn comic

I wish it was.

why does spider man always bring out the fegs

The fegs?

>a twink in a skin tight suit
Gee I wonder.

I was genuinely hyped for homecoming till I saw the cast.

what a shame.

he's a typical young britlad, he absolute hates it.

it's a onesie you cuck

Apparently he especially hates blacks.

I know how he feels though. More than half the people in my college are pakis and Somalians. It's awful.

So what's the deal with Peter Parker and Stark? Is it some kind of sugar daddy relationship they have going on? An unrequited love? Stark trying to resist that cute young boy?

Hope they don't force a kiss.