My Children, you have committed too many sins from constant dubs! You must repent and show me your singles to be safe!

My Children, you have committed too many sins from constant dubs! You must repent and show me your singles to be safe!

the Lord forgiveth me

Gotcha

ok

you fucking lost everything

at least it werent dubs

Oh shit man

i am cursed

THE HERETIC!!

ok thats fine

what is life

Let's go to hell

Idk men

guys
help

the fuck nigga

Forgive me Lord.

...

this is pure fucking gold

You're going to hell. No two ways about it. Praise kek tho.

ok

...

Fuck

dammit

idk I'm scared

Dubes

hell cant be THAT bad

am safe af

Satan? That you?
Satan grant me your power!

Witnessed

Kay

rip, brother.

no you're not

10/10

>praise kek
>dubs
god is real and you're going to hell for idolatry

this thread went better than I expected

the irony.

irony is stronger with this one

you shouldnt talk about irony

Or you

....or me?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

we are so fucked
also, i am this guy , so i am fucked anyways

S-sorry God

I feel like this thread is funnier than 90% of today's ylyl threads

KK

fuck

also, more gets than in a get thread

No dubs here

Are you there, God? It's me, Dubs

okay

I don't have a snaptchat you fucking retarded spammer mong.

Father please forgive me for I have not ever seen a dub in my life.

I hope Sup Forums bans you you fucking nigger faggot

So am I fucked?

Father, please forgive me

Forgive me, oh Lord.

am i forgiven?

c-c-c-check em

Singles

FUCK ME SATAN

single as fuhhhh!!!

I am free of sin, o lord.

God doesn't exist and here's my trips to prove it

Idolatry is for puritans, God save my sweet catholic ass

Why are you a white man jesus?
Shouldn't your skin be darker?

lord free me

Maybe you don't deserve my singles

>off by one
god exists

Reroll quads kill gods

Forgive my sins

I'm in the hands of an angry God.

If anything the niggers dead so he should be all bones, if anything. I think white people made jesus white because it'd be less jarring for those who were less open to others who are too different from them. I don't think we know what skin colour jesus had, tho we may have some pretty good ideas.

ye