So i woke up with these holes in my throat this morning and I'm not sure what it is

So i woke up with these holes in my throat this morning and I'm not sure what it is.

Can't go to the ER until this afternoon when my girlfriend gets back with the car, any ideas what this is?

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Bad news: You got bitten by a vampire.

Can you, you know... fuck them?

mrsa

Not sure how someone can just wake up with this.

...

Must be a giant vampire

Thank you

Timestamp, faggot

If you haven't recognized it before, you deserve it.

get a shave yer scruffy get

>someone lying on Sup Forums
>shock

or aids

Plop plip plorp you retarded dwarf! Put your head between your legs and shit your breakfast. I would go absolutely mental if this happened to me. Oh my god I would fucking flip the fuck out!!! I would flip flop titty hop barber shop the fuck out! I literally just vomited!! Ha ha!!!! You fucking dick!

That's a sinus tract opening due to underlying infection in your submandibular space. Doctor here.

reverse search says otherwise

do u like the color purple

Doctor who apparently can't read a thread

so phone a fucking ambulance you tit you literally have holes in your throat

You have been pierced by the stand arrow and survived?!?

Wee hee hee!!! You faggot!

i believe that's a rare condition brought on by really excessive cock gobbling and semen swallowing. It's unusual but sometimes the throat can't take that much stretching and goo gulping, causing it to break open with those holes in extreme cases.

Some bad news m8, you got bitten by the chupacabra, you have 72 hours until you became une, unles you kill a male cat and eat the inside of it, with fork, also the fork need to be silver.

The holes aren't nearly as disgusting as his facial hair.

>babbys first photoshop

This triggers my trypophobia.

...

That's MRSA, OP. Good luck. You're going to need it, assuming this is actually you.

instead you should just
> SnapchatY.me
and leak all your snapchat friends

MD here;
Looks like a classic case of oral sex on farm animals. If you must continue with this activity, discontinue with swallowing the ejaculate. Give your throat a couple of weeks rest by restrictioning your actions and it should get better in time.

>Can't go to the ER until this afternoon

dem trips doe

Infected Wisdom teeth. Simple image search :/

two bullets, did they fuck your ass too?

Thanks detective/b/

I'm an orthopedic surgeon, allow me to elaborate off of a first glance guess:

1.) Either you were bitten by a Brown Recluse in your sleep, twice, and didn't die.
2.) MRSA from an infected hair follicle you've got while shaving.
3.) It's bait because a reverse Google image search shows this is preexisting.

Aliums

Did you forget to reply to a post?

>reddit.com/r/Dentistry/comments/50piam/wisdom_tooth_almost_killed_me_now_left_with/

oh god I feel fucking sick right now
i am going to have to get my wisdom teeth removed at some point

Your shoop fu is weak.

LOL. I REMEMBER TIHS LOSER ON RE-DDIT. IT;S FROM AN INFECTION AFTER A VISIT TO THE DENTIST,

Radick

it's not a big deal bro

Go back to >reddit faggot

Abscesses, and this image is reversible. Newfag.

Underated hard. Laughed my nuts off

Nice to know it's not ALL newfags these days.

To be fair, that guy definitely knew he had an active infection for months before it got to the point. He deliberately did nothing about it.

Forget the holes in ur throat, you need a shave my dude.

ok, so does something like that ever heal?

I know what this is OP, its called "Bait"

the pictures shows materials and bandages used in hospitals. Troll harder tard.

CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE MAN!

This is the first thing that comes to mind.

Prepare for quarantine.

Kek'd hard, cheers mate

Never mind, Sup Forums. It fixed itself thanks.

>reverse image search done after 4 posts
>+50 replies later and still going

faggots

wow. clickbait troll be trolling desperate today. damn newfags

First thought was Brown Recluse

I call bullshit. That wisdom tooth fabrication is propaganda put out by vampires to cover up their attacks. Sup Forums -- don't be fooled.