M-MUH DICK

M-MUH DICK

youtu.be/1hyr7ZKkQbQ

Why are British people so odd looking?

DarkX when?

Island inbreeding.

ASMR movie when?

why the fuck are they making this a series? They had Juno Temple do one too. It has literally nothing to do with their movies or their magazine.

Why is she British but her name is 'Delevingne'?

>I'm already a demon

does st vincent really kiss her on the butt?

You got a problem with it bitch?

Her lips are really chapped. Her bottom lip looks ripped

the only thing uglier than her face is her personality

>jews
>creating art

pick one

t. Wagner

It rhymes with meme!

>still butthurt about Mendelssohn being the greatest Romantic composer
Pro-tip Wagner himself was rumored to have Jewish ancestry

DELETE THIS
MENDELSSOHN WAS A HACK AND EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS IT.

HE WAS THE JJ ABRAMS OF CONCIERTOS.

>so user what did you do on the weekend?
>i spent an afternoon roleplaying as wagner

You mean based Ludwig

I think she has been possessed by her eyebrows

Come to
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Does anyone else really dislike her?

i'm obsessed with her, even those non-flattering pap shots of her looking like shit get me as hard as diamonds

Only because she won't put her pussy in my mouth

would lick her clean

This shit is pure cringe to me. Cara is still hot tho.

some french cunt they captured on a raid and took back home.
It's weird how the guys who were pretty much the ones that invented pirating are now being buttfucked by minorities.

DELETE THIS THREAD NOW.

she looks like Bill Hader

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>mfw I find out she's dating Annie Clark

>this is the best that entire island of """"""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""" could produce
im actually glad theyre replacing themselves using multiculturalism

>nice skin and hair, thin fit body, probably would do drugs with me

Are my standards low or would you guys seriously not fuck her

DELETE HER EYEBROWS NOW.

They got half a mil views on the vid when thy barely break 2k on their others.

I hope thy get another qt celeb to do asmr

>nice skin

Tbh, I would fuck anything that wasn't overweight in my present state. If I was a chad then probably not

>fuck

I'd rather cuddle desu.

I've seen better and worse, personality makes up for it.

Thanks for the erection OP

>M-MUH DICK
Apparently absolutely anything will give you a boner.

>you will never hang out with a coked out Cara

2 cute 4 me

when i look at thisI just wanna plan dates and stuff, go for a autumn walk in the forrest etc.

wow stop talking about my gf pls

if cara had a thick feminine penis would you suck it maybe? just the head?

new album WHEN

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I can't respect a woman who acted in a movie based on a John Green book.

>normies and leftists are into ASMR now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

now THIS is cute

shaped like a fridge looks like a pack a day smoker

delete this

She looks kinda masculine.

And she's got a really try hard personality.

Killer eyes though.

>no hips
>no boobs
>has a manface

Yeah, you have really low standards.

This.
They've been regularly fucking their cousins since 1066.

I wonder what sex is like between those two

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>its another "cara fucks another 10/10 girl episode"

i can't even fuck 10/10s and she just fucks them like its nothing. fuck this pussy slut just fuck this shit.

what the FUCK is ASMR

LITERALLY DELETE THIS

MAkes me want to fuck her and get her shit straight

blonde hairy midget with a big butt

on what planet is St. Vincent a 10/10 ?

get back to me if she fucks Lavren

What an ugly bitch. You could push her face into some raw dough and make gorilla cookies.

Do you think she makes that face when Cara is munching on her carpet? Do you think she's a screamer?

that ********ugly********* bitch is fucking 10/10s left and right while you jack off to chinese cartoons you fucking mong

only because she gets them coke

Cool projections you fucking faggot. If you want to fuck ugly men just do it and stop acting like this bitch is anything special. Shit actress with an ugly personality to match her face and body. I hope her plane crashes into your house and kills you both.

>stop acting like this bitch is anything special

If she is nothing special then how did she have such a successful modeling career?

>inb4 nepotism

Connections only bring you that far.

Literally nepotism and you know it because you posted it yourself. Stop lying to yourself you mentally ill faggot.

seriously someone explain

get out newfag

Some retarded bullshit where NEETs listen to women whispering into a microphone and it gives them homotingles.

gf simulator

>Literally nepotism

You think she is the only daughter of a rich/well connected family that wants to model? If nepotism alone could make you successful the whole industry would be full with girls like this. But it isn't. Whether you like her looks and personality or not they sell.

well if it works it works

wow rude

Nice pig face and spongebob body.

>Lavren
>10/10

cara is CUTE

oh my god i never knew how much i needed this in my life. even my ball hair is erect

DUDE COKE LMAO

this can't be happening

get your fucking eyes checked user

she is kurt reborn

She needs to get her eyes checked because they seem to be running away from eachother.

Is she bi at least? Why am I only primarily attracted to faintly butch lesbians. Goddammit penis.

When's she going to knife herself?

just roll over and take that muslim cock already yurop

kill yourself my man

with this one its actually because she's a jew, the truly most grotesque and deformed race to ever blight the earth.

She should sell real estate on the space between her eyes.

There's nothing wrong with her face.

One eye on the plummeting record sales, one eye on da streets.

>bi

nope. full on lesbian

you should sell real estate in the space between your ears

being gay doesn't mean you have to hate beautiful women.

My fucking dick

It's a weird whisper fetish that normies dig

She says she's bi, but only seems to be dating other girls. Give it a couple of years and I'm betting she comes out fully.

post her feet

How many liters of vodka do you think her mother drank everyday to make her into such a deformed mutant?

>coke
Dropped.