You have one hour in a locked room with Ivanka Trump. No rules

you have one hour in a locked room with Ivanka Trump. No rules.

what do?

Make my cock great again

HAVE AMAZING CONVERSATION WITH A BRILLIANT AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Rape and kill and rape again. Send pictures of violated corpse to her jackass of a father.

All of the eggs

Only an hour? I wouldn't even be done licking her body yet

You have to go back

Fukken crush her in a game of scrabble

Wine, fine cheese.

Give her a lovely footrub. Listen to stories about her childhood. I give it 10 minutes before she starts complaining about her husband.

Fuck her in the asshole till my dick falls off.

I have a really good conversation with a intelligent woman. We talk and maybe make friends?

So, who would you bring along Ivanka?

Omg fucking savage

You're all just making the assumption that she wouldn't fight back kek

impregnate

Give her a massage, ask for a free membership to all Trump National golf courses, then give her the sweet love she needs after a stressful day.

get down on my hands and knees and bow to and worship and pamper and massage and kiss and lick clean her divine feet

damn i want my mouth all over those

You're making the assumption it'll affect the outcome.

shit on her

Hand her a bowl of eggs. You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.

Then turn 360 degrees and walk away.

I'd probably sodomize her with passion before sticking all my fingers in her anus while she screams for me to stop. Then and only then would I proceed to grabbing her by the pussy and force her sensitive clit to cum relentlessly until screaming out "daddy it hurts". Then I'd feel kind of bad for her, only to open the door to a pack full of horny baboons who will enjoy her more than I could ever.

You're assuming you'd win the fight

Have the longest, most intimate sex of my life.

Then I guess chat for 58 minutes or some shit.

Convince her to kill her embarrassment of a father for the good of mankind.

fuck her
give her father a high five and say "Eskimo brothers!"

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so, is this implying his load is already inside her cunt when you start?

RAPE HER

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no it means you've fucked the same girl. Time difference is irrelevant

Disgusting pig

stand by the door risking my life to protect her for national safety

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ask her to do cute things :3

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>SnapchatY.me
thank me later

Holy shit that's adorable

Seriously, if your answer isn't tie her up, put on a red cap, and rape her, you don't know how to MAGA. She's probably woken up groggy not knowing what happened last night next to shirtless Orange daddy.

Drink some tea

>not knowing what happened last night

Yeah sure, totally unwilling

make her choke on my bbc

No rules, eh?

>Step one, make it a month instead of an hour.
>Step two, hover all over the room, always wanted to do that but gravity was keeping me down because I'm black
>Step three post a bunch of CP
>Step four get into a flamewar on a web forum that never mentions hitler
>Step six go right to step seven (no fucking rules!)
>Step eight rape the shit out of Ivanka.
Repeat steps as desired for lulz

underrated

kek

dat filename

What the fuck is wrong with you?

this

Play with her tits mostly

>a web forum that never mentions hitler

Impossible, even without rules there is no such place. Even if you created such a place, fuck you rules because 'no rules' and Hitler will appear.

Nobody expects Spanish Inquisition and everybody expects Hitler

Your cock was never great

I want her to shit on me- I'd go to town on her, make the l word to her, fuck her brains out- But yeah, I want her to piss down my throat and shit on my stomach.

Not even trying to be outrageous. I want her to take a dump on me.

Neither was America. You think our country's so innocent? Daddy has news for you.

Lecture her about ecosystem science, the anthropocene and anarchism. Feed her LSD if my wallet is on me

kill? Why?
Because her father is more successful than you will ever be?
Watch that edge there bucko.

even better, she'd have to keep it cause dad had to pretend to be pro-life to get the evangelical nutter vote. haha

You're doing God's work, user

Probably rip her titties and ears off.

>implying I don't want her to savagely beat me