What are Sup Forumstards like according to 8values ?

What are Sup Forumstards like according to 8values ?
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Hey comrade, are you lost?

fucking pleb

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What do you mean lost?

fuck off fag

yay a dead thread

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43, white hetero male

damn your an ultra liberal

Why "equality" is labelled with a weighing scale, when the weighing scale is a common symbol of justice

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dont fucking ask me i didnt make the site

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I'm disgusted in myself.

I really hate you cunts I really fucking do

salty bitch

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Don't you have homework to do, junior?

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I'll still vote Republican 99 percent of the time. Democratic Party is fucked beyond repair.

this.

No but I have Juden to gas

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comrades, hello

8values.github.io/results.html?e=54.5&d=27.6&g=34.8&s=42.8

oy vey

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Yep

Wow all of you are faggots

plz describe me, I want to know your opinions

No real person holds these views desu

"Libertarian Socialism"

g8 b8 m8

Fuck off commies

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'Oppression by corporations '
what.

How can people be real if our eyes aren't real?

white 24 middle class non religious . kinda a hippie who likes science

You misunderstand that capitalism is an extent of Liberty and think just because there are some bad fat cats that they should all be punished for their success and large contribution to society.

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I'm not on my home computer so I won't use images. But I got
56% for Equality
53% for Pacifism
66% for Liberty
58% for Traditional
I still got liberal somehow.

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pleb tier

wow... hum... quite accurate 22, white, more Punk than Hippie I guess, I like science y

wp comrad

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"libertarian socialism"
>top kek

>equality
>on Sup Forums translates to bunch of weedhead hippies want productive people to "pay for me"

top tier

>8values.github.io/
exactly what i got lol

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nice

I don't rly trust in capitalism even if I like the way we live with it, I guess that businesses are too heavy with all their money and can easely control markets with it. don't you think?

hahahah laissez faire and ultra-militarist doesnt even make sense

Fucking commie motherfuckiers
You all need a free helicopter ride

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>libertarian communism
that sound dumb like pacifist fascism

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Dem fucking biased as hell options.

You either believe in equality or wealth? It's like they don't believe it's possible to create value. The world isn't a big pie and everyone takes a slice. By working together you create more pie. Wealth can create equality because when there's enough pie everyone eats their fill. If you focus on dividing up what you have instead of producing more then you create artificial scarcity which leads to an elite class hoarding what little they can when people refuse to produce due to the "injustice" of not receiving their fair share

You either believe in might or peace? Since the dawn of time and forever after in the future peace will only exist BECAUSE of might. If we aren't fighting other humans we're fighting nature. Do you think there was peace when we were constantly on the run from tigers and bears? It was MIGHT that allowed us to beat the bears back into their caves and reclaim our land.

You either believe in liberty or authority? Authority is necessary to PROTECT liberty. Who's to stop someone from kidnapping you and tying you up in their basement, denying you all of your civil liberties? Oh, yeah -- THE POLICE.

You either believe in tradition or progress? It's the tradition of the scientific method (now HUNDREDS of years old) that has ENABLED progress. Sure, some traditions are bad. And one day we may develop a better scientific method. But humans live and die by traditions. Every story you've ever read or every movie you've ever watched is just a re-telling of the epic of Gilgamesh. We're all about dem fucking traditions.

They make it seem like "equality, peace, liberty, and progress" are good with their positive words and light colors, then juxtapose them with demonizing words like "wealth, might, authority, and tradition". Let's try some REAL words like "value-creation, security, protection, and discovery" so that we realize this shit isn't mutually exclusive.

Yeah, I guess

If you're not this, you're wrong

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"Liberal" doesn't mean "Democrat." The modern Democrat party is in no way liberal. Rand Paul is the most "liberal" congressman--he is a classical liberal in most senses.

>i don't understand how polling works

buisnesses are much more competitive with one another than any regulating force is given that same power. Regulation is reasonable once it infringes on the health and safety of non-consenting parties, but naturally the best at performing "x" activity rises to the top because they needed to out compete others. Only once monopoly is achieved do you have let off. Outside of that, the markets are created organically to the benefit of the masses.

go bitch at the website not this thread and the reason its a percent not one or the other is so you can be mainly be in libertys boat but then have some authority to protect you it isnt one or the other

I don't care much for labels. If I had to describe myself, classic liberal/libertarian is about right.

I answered indifferently on anything to do with tradition, abortion, social norm, etc questions

Liberalism bitches!

So much this.

In fact traditions are mutual knowledge and some rules leading to better society. Sometimes they aren't quite compatible with modern world, but that's why we should change them, well, evolutionary, not revolutionally, because process of evolution is making the best suitable solutions.

look at my unique views!!

Also cuck

samefag looking for people to agree with his ignorance

You know stuff like stealing people's land or dumping chemicals into your drinking water, or even paying you less based on your skin colour.

>You either believe in equality or wealth
I was thinking the same.
what the fuck.
I was kicked out at age 18 right after HS with nothing but a car I bought and a thousand bucks. today I'm a co-owner of a shelving business and have projects all over one of the largest cities in the country.

yes, there are real needy/unable people out there. but that's a very, very small minority. there's really no reason in the world why someone cannot make it on their own.

1. save, save, save
dont buy unnecessary shit. its not that hard.

44.9
44.9
64.3
37.4

Close, but literally 100% incorrect

you're wasting your time.

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Wow, I'm fucking middle of the road.

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fuck off

Yeah I guess you're right if he can't understand in the first place he'll never get it by me explaining.

>You know stuff like stealing people's land
just described government in the last.. i don't know.. since civilization has existed, maybe?

yet somehow corporations are more evil.
give me a break.

and before you ask, no i'm not an acap.
im this guy

ITT: Sup Forums shits their pants

>tfw stalin wasn't that bad a guy

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>> I like your progressiveness

I think this is more or less the boilerplate mindset.

>stalin
>libertarian communism

my sides

To further my own opinion that this poll is bullshit, here's the JSON file for the questions:

github.com/8values/8values.github.io/blob/master/questions.js

Note some odd things about it. Like "All cultures should be treated equally" is a plus to progress instead of tradition, even though it has nothing to do with either -- the "golden rule" has been around for like 5000 years

Also "capitalism isn't as bad as people say it is" gives you points for tradition whereas "communism isn't as bad as people say it is" gives you points for progress

And let's not fail to notice that "equality, peace, liberty, and progress" are all positive on his scale and "wealth, might, authority, and tradition" are literally dictated by negative values.

This was obviously made by a liberal communist who sees the world in black and white and if you disagree with him you're a racist, homophobic, xenophobic asshole.

1 Never said they're more evil.
2 Governments were started and supported by the people. The majority rule and would support the idea of the government owning the land.

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Yup. Pretty much the don't be a dick political ideology.

Fuck people who can't get their shit together.

And fuck religion, too.

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