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fuck off

DON'T BRING THE DAWG OUTTA ME

>Tell him it's at 170

2spicy4me

don't talk to me or my Choi ever again

Dat boi choi got whooped.

Good chin though. Those shots Cubby was hitting him with would have put away half the division.

>not liking Mexico's own Cub Swanson

Stipe tapped

MAGA!

SUG 2

Taima.tv/r/mma

His chin is done. He's done. UFC pushed him too fast and now he's ruined forever just like all other asian fighters.

nice b8

Mexico wins lol

>Jones vs. Hendo grappling match scheduled for 5:30pm
>it's 9:30pm and there are still 3 matches of cans and a female grappling match before Jones
Fuck this gay earth.

based kelvin

Cannonier is my low key boy

>I trained for Rashad. Not Kelvin. #MMAAA

What does that pic have to do with trump you retard

>I watch SMA for the names
>I watch SMA
fucking why

>stream is literally a blurred image from a camera taken off of a mirror into a laptop screen
What the fuck kind of anti-broadcast protection does it have that you have to do that?

>Getting heem'd by a welterweight

Rashad would unironically have KO'd him early.

Reminder that a loss that teaches you something is better than a victory that teaches you nothing

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY /HEEM/!

literally no one said anything about trump you blithering idiot not me in my post or kelvin in his

kill yourself you absolute moron

Cub is still a journeyman though

No he isn't

He genuinely is

It's Cub /our guy/ know

The post you responded to did faglord
>kill yourself you absolute moron
make me, how does it feel knowing a could dominate you on the ground and humiliate/permanently scar you for life, don't fuck with me you idiot

>a loss that teaches you something is better than a victory

commie piece of shit.

I respect Jose for enduring that and still having the hunger to compete. I wouldn't be strong enough to do that.

Only white men can be our guy.

>Taima.tv/r/mma
Is it over?

>Hurr Mickey has fought no one

Well then let's look at the people Sage has fought and their records:

>0-5
>4-7
>2-2
>5-3
>21-36
>12-6
>9-4

The only good win he has is over Francisco "Got Cut immediately" Trevino and he lost to Barberena.

''My hand broke after the first punch that I threw.'' -
Anthony ''JUSTtime'' Pettis

Omg STFU! Goofy lookin jackass

Ngannou is our guy

>Fought for the title
>Top 5 in the division
>Journeyman

Clueless casual

He used to be even worse, imagine that

They're both way too young to even be talking about stuff like that

>Not a champion
>Not a contender
>Not a gatekeeper
>Still not a complete bum
that's what a journeyman is

He really is. I resisted it initially because nobody likes a nigger, but damn if he isn't impressive out there.

>I resisted it initially because nobody likes a nigger

Edge levels out of this world

He feels like a gatekeeper for the the top 5

It's true though.

That's not how it works pal. He's a top guy in the division, you wouldn't call someone like Gustaffsson a journeyman.

Come on man, he's clearly in the 'great but not elite'-tier of fighters.

Why, because he lost to the turbo-manlet Edgar who only loses in title fight matches?

Or because he lost to a 10 fight win streak prime Hollaway?

>being this mad that a Gook got btfo.
I bet you're some limp dicked asian manlet.

Shawn "one man klan" Jordon

If you could only be one, would you rather be remembered as spicy (Swanson) or one the best, but not really entertaining (Edgar)

Yes.
It's like Nate Diaz, it takes a certain level of fighter to beat him even if they're mostly figured out by now.

Shawn "gorilla killa" Jordan

Alarez has got to be the sloppiest fighter in the UFC.
Just look at that shit.

>daily heeminder that Ronda had her nudes leak

She has such a small vag lads. It honestly makes sense that Browne could please her.

I saw it in the other thread last night. It was hot because it's Ronda. But they were meh if you didn't know who she was.

bullshit

>when you get hit before the dog is all the way outside

When did they leak?

Ngannou isn't a nigger, though. He's a black man, he doesn't act like a nig, seems like a good dude.

gastelum has crisp powerful striking

im excited to see what he can do. wanted him to be my boy after stopping the hall mme but got in his own way too much

would be a munster if he can make 170 regularly

>She has such a small vag
>small vag

good lord you're such a virgin

>tfw you wake up to a new legacy

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accuracy on the second one is ludicrous

could put that in a boxing textbook

>implying some girls don't have tiny, tight pussies

Confirmed for never having seen a vagina.

It's legit lad. She's in front of a red car posing with her tits and tiny vag out. It's a video frame still in decent quality btw.

Idk bruh. I just saw the leak posted on a thread yesterday.

I've banged 9 chicks total lad. I've never seen it that small. Must have been the angle or something?

Reminder that Lando Vanata is the resident sleeper of his division.

Took ugly tony to the brink on short notice, obviously channels the power of heem through his limbs.

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For those who missed it in the last thread. Here is the Fight Night countdown.

Also can I take a minute to say how insanely good Urijah looks despite nearly being 40?

Pass that shit

Someone's gonna have to take one for the team and post that shit. I mean, she's gross as hell, but I need to see that shit just to say I have.

I thought he was on his way to stopping Barberena before he threw that silly-ass kick. He's fought mostly cans but he does have a pretty clear edge in experience. We'll see if he's learned the right lessons when he fights Gall.

>hehe ronda is a fat bitch eh guys? i don't REALLY want to see her nudes but someone has to post it for me r-right guys fuck that fat slag eh

Hey, he also beat The Sister Pfister.

that is soooo fake

baka

Dude, I want to see pretty much everyone naked, just for curiosity's sake. If some 600 pound hairy dude on the bus was like "hey, wanna see some nudes?" I'd be like "sure, why the fuck not". It's like car crash, you don't want to see it, but you look anyway because you're curious.

And yes, Ronda is fucking disgusting.

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>Swanson
Sounds American as fuck to me

Hows he not white

>muh small vag

You virgins gonna get a surprise when you actually throw down some coin for your first root.

Never judge a book, or vagina, from its cover.

Yeah, I gotta call bullshit on that. That looks shooped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.

>He beat another can

Ah yes

She looks surpassingly hot

I'd bang her

To be fair, I just wanted to type "Sister Pfister".

Randy Brown is alright

Definite shop. They missed her tattoo.

Now this one's real

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This is the best they can make her look with a professional hair and makeup crew, favorable lighting and angles, and photoshop. That"some as good as she gets.

>confirmed for solid 7

Hail!

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> I just saw the leak posted on a thread yesterday.

You saw a photoshop of this picture. Nothing more.

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Lyotos revenge

lol

>poor little black boi!
>how can blacks even compete?
>BLEACHED!
>dat whitesplosion