What troubles you user? Get it off your chest

What troubles you user? Get it off your chest.

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Failed a final today, considering suicide

Being physically addicted to alcohol, no friends, no job, no post high school degree, 36 years old.

I mean fuck. For a lot of guys that equals a mass shooter.

How are you "physically" addicted to alcohol? Addiction is a mental disorder...

If I stop drinking I get bad withdrawals

Mfw mental illness is physical in the brain

>addiction is a mental disorder
Withdrawal has physical symptoms you fucktard.

Addiction starts with the brain you dumb fucking faggot. Withdrawals are a side effect.

>Pain occurs in the brain
Pain isn't physical

Well, I have been finding myself very attracted to Asian girls recently. I've been wanting to ask out this girl who was in my group for a project all semester, but didn't have the balls to do it in case she said no and I had to work in a group with her all semester. So now I am patiently shooting myself in the foot waiting for next fall to ask her out.

I might fail chemistry
It probably won't matter in the long run because the rest of my grades pull my gpa to above 3.0 but it still worries me.

turned 30, want gf but its only single moms and uggos from here on out. i also cant stop smoking weed.

man up and marry a single mom.

Who do you go to for treatment? Checkmate fag.

noway man im not gonna play daddy for some bastard, that'd be like being retrocucked

Well your mom always makes me feel better

Call her fag. Don't text, call. Asians are EZ money.

I'm trying to start my own religion but its really difficult.
I'm also being persecuted by the american government, because pollution is a sin and sins prevent you from seeing the light of God.

Outsource to asia or south america.

fuck that
don't.
DO. NOT. MARRY. SINGLE. MOM.
they are single for a reason.
>inb4 but-but muh wife was a single mommy and i rescued her
don't give a shit.
98% of the time it's a bad catch.

single moms in general, in their 30s and 20s are riding the cock carousel and as soon as the next best thing comes around, she's ditching your ass.

totally not schizophrenic at all.
i didn't know asylum patients had internet access.
then again, it would explain the surge 'gang-stalked' crowd and flat earthers.

These dumbasses attempting to push the "black takeover/supremacy cause muh bbc" agenda. It's getting annoying, as well as upsetting. Like for real, it shouldn't matter your dick size when it comes to being in any relationship.

i absolutely wont, i'm not raising a bastard.

i love seeing these replies, it shows how impervious young men are to shaming these days

Can speak from personal experience. A friend I knew since I was 12, madly infatuated with, got knocked up in her twenties(she was mom #3 of this guys kids, hasn't had two kids with one woman, I know he's up to at least 4 kids), she calls me up after having the kid and says she's in love with me, move out to be with her, get married, encourage her and try to motivate her to finish college and then endorse her in the Army, find out she's been cheating on me long distance for over a year. 4 year relatonship, 3 year marriage, 18 year friendship. All because she's a fucking whore.

>Retrocucked

Do you need help? I teach college chem, kik me morphine911

Nah, I'm not crazy. Life is crazy.
It will take awhile for science to catch up to the Truth so the world will remain in darkness for quite awhile.

No, but thanks for the offer. My grades have been shit so far and the semester is almost done. It's less a problem of not understanding the material and more me being a lazy dipshit and not doing the work and shit.

my dog is being put down tomorrow

also: discord.gg/KnehABJ

you knew this day was coming.

thats college for ya

I didn't say you were crazy.
I implied you were schizophrenic.

Schizophrenia is a mental disorder
Crazy would be an opinion.

yes I did but its still feelsbadman

I'm so sorry user
Take solace from the fact that you gave him a better life than he otherwise would have had. It's what helped me, maybe it will help you.

Loneliness and a lack of interesting problems to occupy my brain box.

>Lack of interesting puzzles
If you like puzzles, check out either rubiks cubes of different sizes or hanayama cast puzzles. Both are pretty good for working your brain out in a physical manner.

lack of interesting problems* sorry

Sorry to hear user. My girlfriend and I recently broke up, and she is keeping the dog

just reading this pisses me off.

I'm this guy here I can understand reasons why a younger, single guy would want to hook up and rescue a damsel. It's empowering in a way, and being in a relationship is a sense of security. you feel like you're fulfilling your role in a fatherly and husbandly manner.

she convinces you to help her with school while she stays home, or at most, work part time while you're clocking in 40-50 hours a week.

she almost becomes your mother. dictates who your friends are, where you go alone, etc. because she needs you bent to her will and and devoid of any outside influence.

as soon as she's able to, she will move on to the next guy in line with a slightly bigger house, paycheck, and self-esteem.

so yes, I can relate as well but not in the way you have. my mom was similar and growing up with my dad as my single-parent helped me realize how awful and vindictive women can be.

she had custody of my brother, who is of a different father. a father he never had the chance to meet until 25 years down the line when Facebook came around.

I came out of a 14 month long coma a few months ago. Still trying to catch up with time. My insurance quit covering me last February, so my bills stacked up like crazy, gf left me, I forgot the pw to my phone so I'm stuck on my computer still I figure it out. I still feel like an alien.

It's too bad i find puzzles to be complete wastes of time.

>gf left me
dodged a bullet. if she was worth anything, she would have been by your side.

could've been worse. could've been married, she would then dictate whether you're pulled off life support or kept in a vegetative state. could've added kids to the mix, and all the judicial bullshit men have to fight through just to establish visitation rights.

I'm going into the military after high school because I need a way to let out my thoughts of brutally killing and torturing the ones I am close to. I cover this up and I've never told anyone before. I'm going into the Marines in hope that I can receive the discipline I may need.

P.S. I'm a sadist..

I can get ez dubs but not laid

how did you get in a coma?

How about mystery novels like sherlock holmes? Trying to figure out whats going on before the protagonist does?

>after high school
underage b8
checked

level 30 wizardry
jelly af

>can be 18 in high school
>being this retarded

I can't ask out my crush because I'm fat. Before any of you say "just do it pussy" she is very shy, timid, and also my friend. I'm afraid I will ruin our friendship if I do it before I feel comfortable with my body.

Fine wait until Chad asks her out

get
Don't aim for perfect aztec-gods-of-fitness levels. Just get yourself into a reasonable shape. It'll also help your self confidence in asking her out.

We were only dating 2 months but still sucks kinda
Was T-boned by a speeding car while riding my motorcycle. Was wearing a helmet but was told when I got hit it flew off.

I'd rather have her be happy with a normie than ruin our friendship because of my fatness

How can your fatness ruin a relationship? Stop being so self conscious.

I feel like I can't attract any girls. I don't think I'm ugly, but I also don't think I'm handsome. It feels like any girl I talk to is either not interested in me, taken, or unattractive. Guess it takes time to find the right one, but I've never dated before. I feel really left out.

Aww

You can do one of two things user
1) You can make yourself attractive through status, money, or maybe working out
2) You can ignore relationships entirely and focus on more productive hobbies.
I went with the latter and its not so bad, but it does suck for a while.

now those are some digits worth checking

Read my posts

I got offered a promotion, but they aren't giving me it. Saying that they are "working" on it.

Have no other place to go so I'm pretty much cucked until they do.

If they don't say anything by Thursday I'm gonna send a kind hearted email.

i have feelings for someone who doesn't want me.

>sending an email
If you aren't prone to sperging out, I would ask in person.

I never learned how to interact romantically with women, though not shy i am very much an introvert so these two things combined have lead to a very lonely existence as a 23yr old young adult.

I've never gotten to kiss, hold hands or have sex with a woman (i don't count the couple of hookers i fucked when i was 16-17 just so i wasn't a teen virgin)

Any advice?

I should clarify that neither have i learned about socialization in general.

I'm also in a similar position to except looks aren't that important to me. A cute smile is all i need to get charmed.

First day of new job tomorrow.
I need to leave in 5.5 hours.
I might just not sleep.
What do.

>Have no other place to go
Job hunt a little bit until you get an offer, then you can press your current job for a promotion.

I'm going to have to repeat physical science

Plz help always forget acid trips sometimes total psychosis

Repeat a phrase over and over until you fall asleep. I've found that praying a rosary knocks me out within the first decade or so.

Sleep 3 hours, as it is the minimal undivisable unit of restfull sleep. This will allow you to be a little more perky in your first day without getting there late.

I'm constantly putting myself down, and can't accept myself for who I am.
Acne and constant pains in my body don't help at all either. There are times when I feel a little better, I try to remind myself that I have a lot of friends and have average looks, but my shitty self esteem fucks it all and makes feel like I'm not even trying

People on here hate me for being Jewish.

Asked a girl out and hopefully will fuck her, but I can't get it up to women anymore because I'm gay after so much Sup Forums and trap threads.

My grandad has viagra in his bathroom cupboard so I might nick some. Jesus Christ Sup Forums I just want to have a nice wife and kid and raise a family but you made me fucking gay.

I might just sleep 4, as I've found that correlates with my REM

and i'll do this in 1 hour

I was completely straight until a few days ago when this hot dude asks me for dick pics, im going to see him soon. What do i tell people?

I am a nolongermarriedfag. Been banging drunk skanks, most of them chubbies, been drinking a lot. Been blowing yay, even free based last week. Want to get a nonskank and maybe settle down again, but addicted to booze, pot, and skanks. And the skanks all trying to get all up in my business.

Do I need to isolate, start just doing pot and fapping to traps until I break my habits, or keep on the path to lonely old life with nobody to spend my money??

I don't know why my best friend keeps ignoring me, I fucking took her to an ayahuasca ceremony a month ago and she's still angry with me. I don't know what more can I do. Fuuuuuuck.

See where it goes, sexual orientation was not a part of human identity for long periods of history, where men just fucked whatever was there to be fucked.

What you like to fuck doesn't have to change or define you.

Straight, gay or bi, you'll still be you.

I recommend doing some work for charity. Volunteering at an animal shelter or a soup kitchen, for example.
Speaking from personal experience so your mileage may vary, but I found it harder to think myself a piece of shit after I had helped people.

moving in a few months, gonna have to leave my gf whom I literally consider perfect ://

Take the course of action that your self-respect and worth tell you to. Women, even as friends, respond to this.

If whatever she's mad about has a variable directly related to a desition she made then she's the only one to blame for it.

Something along the lone of "I want us to still be friends but i'm not going to apologize for something you agreed to do, so tell me right now whether or not you want to talk to me again so i don't waste any more time." but with your own words.

It sucks, but your life goals > relationships.
If you're good together then you can give it a chance at another time.

Thx man, he is the first dude ive ever considered hot. Idk how to feel, what if it kicks off and i stay with him? Wtf do i tell people then?

Thanks, bro. This is actually good advice, gonna try it.

I have been with her for 2 years and things have been going extremely well with her. she is very loyal and clingy in a good way and honestly she is one of the only people I genuinely care about at the moment so idk if I can really move on tbh

>playing another guy's story mode savedata

this happend last weekend
>from LA
>mexican but look like a white spaniard
>grew up with some thug bros
>had a uncle ill call banger (gang banger)
>banger was into some real criminal shit
>moved pounds and pounds of meth coke and weed
>he used to give me and my friends odd jobs like moving product or protecting corners his homies sold on
>got so much fucking pussy when i did that shit in high school
>being a senior with thousands in his pocket and a nice whip got my pretty much any girl i wanted
>one day i got a text from banger saying he needed my help
>one of my close friends had been fronting people dime bags of bud and banger found out
>made me text the friend who ill call vic (victim)
>told vic that we were gonna pick up a bunch of bud and needed him for backup
>he was a bit hesistant but the 500$ for an hour of work drew him in
>the second we got out of the city in bangers suv shit hit the fan
>he lunged from the passenger seat into the backseat and started beating the fuck out of vic calling him a thief
>vic is a manlet mexican 5'10 and 170 when wet
>he stood no chance against banger at least 6ft and over 250 pounds
>he beat vic for a good 5 minutes before we found a secluded spot to punish him
>vic was sobbing and apologizing the entire time while banger beat the fuck out of him
>he hit him for an entire hour. by the end of it his face was swollen and bloody covered in snot and tears
>he smelt terrible after shitting and pissing himself still trying to blubber out "stop" and "please"
>after banger was done he gave me his 44. and told me to prove I was loyal to the crew and family
>I pointed the pistol for about 3 minutes not wanting to shoot him before banger came up and smacked me hard and took it from my hand
>"you better harden the fuck up or you're gonna end up like vic"
>shot him 5 times and then grabbed me by my collar and dragged me back to the car
paid me 1500$ for coming along
>went to a bar after and went home to cry that day

You tell them he gets your dick hard. You can use other words but other than that there's no explanation needed.

Glad i could help.

It sucks, but sacrifice is needed in order to reach your goals. While i would not reccomend a long-distance relationship, some (rare) people have made it work. You could try that, but i strongly insist you let her know what she means to you and how much it hurts you to have to do this, and why you have to.

The best you can hope for is ending things well enough so that, if the oportunity presents itself, you can resume the relationship in the future.

Still incredibly depressed and sometimes suicidal over attempted infidelity some 10 years ago user, I know I'm superior, I know it didn't go through, but it's still killing me

did this happen?

Come on, user. You won't even remember that final 10 years from now.

Yeah the only problem is that my dad is a bit homofobic

thanks for the advice, I will try my best to move on.

That is the story of my life my man, lost 115 pounds in one year because my dream girl joined my sophomore high school class.
I just ran until I couldn't breathe every night thinking of her before I went to sleep for an entire year. She was the sole inspiration I needed to keep running no matter the pain.

Had the best sex anyone will ever have with the captain of the cheerleader squad for two and half years after that. Worth every mile I ran.

Best of luck man, All that matters is your inspiration or muse and nothing else at all.

shit like that happens every day in
shithole LA mexicans and nigger ruined this fucking place

The brave man isn't the one who never fears, but the one who stands his ground in the face of it.

You were tempted and you showed you worth, you shouldn't be neurotic about it, you should be proud. You're a rare breed. Be proud of it and work to mantain it.

We all get tempted, and we all waver. But in the end all that matters is the desition we made, and you made the right one.

Again, be proud you're a better man than the average. At least fidelity and honesty-wise.

Every father to a son is a bit homophobic. Nobody is confortable with the thought of their son sucking or taking dick, as it is (instinctively) a sign of submission and weakness. You can probably comfort this fear by showing him this does not make you any less strong or any less of a man.

Good luck, man.

Like most anons, finals coming up and I'm losing my mind.

>waiting


you scared fucking pussy.

I hate you for many reasons but none of them are being Jewish.