Can someone give me a quick rundown on this Andy Sixx meme?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this Andy Sixx meme?

Apparently he's the original juggalo

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His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Looks like confetti
He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his anus but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go
He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em

You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, it better never go to waste, hey
You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

It's amusing but I don't understand.

Lets have some fun this beat is sick.
I want to suck Andy Sixx's Log of Shit
CREAMY LOGS OF SHIIIIT
THESE LOGS SLIDIND DOWN MY THROOATT
LOGS ARE HOW I FALL
SUCKING LOGS THAT ARE REALLL

There's Something In Andy's Asshole
That makes me want to suck it out
Consuming, creamy
This lack of self control I fear
is never ending, controlling

I can't seem to find myself again
The logs are closing in

Some autismo posted this kind of shit every day for over a year, almost never failing to keep at least one LOG OF SHIT thread in Sup Forums all day, every day.

-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
-His anus is In contact with your lips
-Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
-said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
-They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
-He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

Assuming Andy is a religious fanatic, he will go along with your call for his sweet warm log and receive you inside his chambers. From there, he will have you stand on an inverted pentagram drawn in blood on the floor and then get down on your knees with your mouth open. Then he will lower his pants and thrust his ass into your face where the pleasure is all your from that point onwards.

As you press your face between his ass crack, you get a feeling for his tremendous toushy that has been sitting down and doing nothing for most of his life massage your facial cheeks with his ass cheeks.You start at the top of his ass crack with your tongue and work your way down delicately feeling the texture of the shit that has been smeared down the crack from the last time he used the bathroom and wiped a wet, runny shit upwards. Your tongue will continue down the channel of your desire and reach the sacred chocolate starfish containing the delicious brown log from within.

You introduce yourself by delicately licking the lining of his asshole, carefully mapping every impression of his anus in your mind using nothing but your tongue and your unbroken will for what is contained inside. You lick it around a few times before slowly and luxuriously inserting your tongue into his anus to meet the log of shit that has been created by the Colon of Nativity which has created a hearty log for you to feast upon using nothing but the digested curry and chipotle andy wolfed down a few hours prior to your arrival. As Andy Sixx feels your tongue entering his asshole, he gives out a sigh indicating both pleasure and lust from his end… literally. He likes you inside him for a change.

This log is your log
This log is my log
From Logifornia to the New York shitlogs
From the red log toilet
To the log stream shitters
This log was sucked for you and me.

Slowly, gently, with tender love and care, you assure the log that everything is alright and that you have been the one selected from the bloody battle earlier to receive it and its might sliding down your throat, with its corn chunks massaging the inside of your esophagus. After a while of tongue wresting with his butt-snake, the log of shit finally gains your trust and is ready to be transfered from the asshole of Andy Sixx into your mouth. You lick your lips to ensure a secure seal around his asshole before locking your lips with his anus and start sucking. Andy, assisting you because he didn’t eat enough fiber for that day, is feeling a little constipated but is also pushing as you suck.

You feel the very tip of the log enter your mouth, and as more and more slack begins to enter your body, you notice the girth is too big, causing andy’s anus to stretch with your lips with it. At the end of the whole ordeal, you will have looked like you have just completed the kylie jenner lip challenge. In fact, all of those kids that uploaded the videos of them with the bruised and swollen lips… not all of them stuck their mouths in a glass jar and sucked… some of them had their lips stretched naturally by the bending will of Andy Sixx’s asshole, but we’re getting off point. The girth of andy sixx’s warm log is so big that is stretches his asshole and your lips with it and as your lips remain stretched, you can feel the warmth from the log give off heat into your mouth along with the hinted scent of a dirty bomb eaten for lunch.

Same

With a little more sucking, the tip of the log crowns from andy’s ass and goes into your mouth, but you are still faced with the tremendous girth that is too big to fit between your teeth, so they scrape some of the round figuration off the log as it moves further into your mouth. If your teeth are perfectly straight, the log will look like a circle with the sides shaved off, but if you have fucked up teeth… the log will also looked pretty fucked up as your teeth scrape against it.

Andy’s pushing and your sucking and you and him are giving it all you;ve got and it’s almost completely out. Andy ate a lot earlier, which explains why his log is so plentiful. Your body is telling you to abort but your strong will and love for andy sixx is pushing you forward. You must keep going, you’re almost at the end. You’ve waited your entire life for this moment and have wasted too much of your parents money on shitty things from Hot Topic to turn back now. Andy finally gives the final sigh to indicate that the whole log has left his ass, and with one big wolf, you let it slide down your throat.

On this particular day, andy swallowed corn chunks whole without chewing that sat in his stomach and remained as they were throughout the whole digestive process. He knows how you like it.

On its trip down, the chunks of corn sticking out of the brown creamy log roll begin to massage your esophagus so delicately and so tenderly as if your esophagus were being massaged by the tip of an angel’s dick. As it makes its way down your throat, it reaches your stomach where your body will take it from there. You’ve done enough for the day…

I'm so happy because today I sucked a log
Its in my mouth
Im so ugly, but thats okay cause Andy's log.
Its down my throat
Logday morning is everyday for all i care
And im not scared
Light my log roll in a daze
Cause Andy's log
Hey, hey, hey

You’ve sucked the log out but your lips are still locked onto andy sixx’s anus, in which you, not being rude, lick every last subatomic particle of shit off with your tongue before separating from his asshole. Andy then giggles a faggy little giggle, the same kind of giggle someone would make if they just had a log of shit sucked out of their asshole, and then pats you on the head before doing up his trousers and reminding you to keep buying his stupid useless merchandise from Hot Topic.

You then leave the dressing room, escorted by security through a crowd of jealous little fangirls whose lifelong dream it was to experience what you have just done… to have what you have inside of you at that moment. While you stand proudly in your prime, nothing can bring you down because the warmth of Andy’s log remains inside of you. From that moment on, it brings you up when you’re down and remains with you forever… or does it?

Long after your body turns andy sixx’s shit into your own shit, you still feel amazing, and why is that? It’s because maybe deep down inside, you never needed to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx’s asshole. Maybe deep down inside, you’ve had the log of shit inside you this whole time and you just didn’t know it… because the warmth of the log will never cool, and the steam of the warm brown roll will never stop steaming for Andy’s log will carry you with it as it enters the world of infamy.

I would never suck a log
I will never swallow too
I will never drink his sperms
I will never bother to
Never suck a log again
I will crawl away for good

I will move away from here
You wont be afraid of fear
No log was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Loss havee never been so swell
And i have never sucked so hard

Pain
Pain
Pain

The red log..... Or the blue log?

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I'd suck down both in an instant.

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Chek'd

It is the lowest form of faggotry possible: The Forced Meme.

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You mean logged.