Weird shit you did as a child. I used to shit my pants because it was warm and fun

Weird shit you did as a child. I used to shit my pants because it was warm and fun

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The fuck is ring with you, retard?

Treat my dick like a 5 speed manual transmission. Now that I'm older I have a car, so no need any more.

I still do it sometimes idgaf

Doesn't sound so bad

Pissed my bed until I was 13

I froze and burnt bugs

Yeah I burned ants with a magnifying glass. No other animal abuse tho so I'm not that nuts

yeah same, i don't think i was even aware of the possibility of the bugs feeling pain i just thought it was cool

I had a bug dissection kit when I was 7. I would torture the bugs and do little experiments on them. My favorite thing to do was to catch dragonflies and transplant their wings onto spiders.

that's fucked, latter part is cool tho

What the fuck is wrong with you guys

>My favorite thing to do was to catch dragonflies and transplant their wings onto spiders.

How did that work out?

I also liked to make them fight against each other. I lived in Florida so bugs were in abundance and there was a lot of variety.

At my parent's beach house, there was no basement but an unfinished laundry room which also housed the furnace. For some reason, between the ages of 8-11, I pissed in a corner in that room rather than using the bathroom which was the next room over. There ended up being a 0.5'' layer of piss-film (the liquids evaporated quickly due to my piss patch's proximity to the hot furnace exhaust)

One day a repair man was forced to kneel in it while servicing the house's HVAC system. I stopped doing it as suddenly as I started, and honestly have not thought about it since that day.

heh, i used to do that too

I taped down their legs and superglued the wings on and let them dry for like 5 minutes. Then I would flick them off the table and hope they would fly.

I ate out my cousin

Flying spiders of course. What do you think retard?

Used to do this too.

Lived in the tropics as well, and there would be lines of ants that would stretch for a good kilometer or so. One time, my cousin and I started digging holes around their normal route and filled them with water, so that if they deviated from the path, they'd lose the food they were carrying to the queen and drown.

We also did this because there were some black ants (the lines were of red ants) that would sometimes come and take the red ants' food or start shit with them. We used to call those black ants "spies".

We also wanted to test how fast the ants could tear up a massive leaf (about the size of my head at the time) and take it away. We put it there next to their trail, watched a movie, came back 2 hours later, and only the stem of the leaf remained.

Goddamn, we were bored.

I used to eat my boogers
It was so salty and tasty heehee

I still do
Hehe

I fed ants to spiders. About the weirdest thing I did.

i used to get dubs all the time...

Lets see, when I was 5 I used to pick up garter snakes by the tail and smack their head against playground equipment to kill them then knot their corpses together once I had like 3-4 of them.
I also used to punch girls when I was that age because I didn't know how to express that I thought they were cute.

lmao

You fcukin vanilla ass normie cunt

Kek

congrats, so far your the most psycho

stopped when i grew up, then i saw how fucking disgusting my boogers looked

I don't even look at them I just do it absentmindedly

Yeah, I'd rather just eat my boogers than find someplace to wipe it.

When I was around ten years old I used to stir my mother up, because I found her happiness irritating.

I am what some call "a piece of shit"

I used to hold my shit in for days then take a massive butthole destroying dump because I liked the feeling of both holding it in, and stretching my asshole open.

I now frequently shove things up my asshole.

I like to rub them on strangers without them knowing.

I let them harden somewhere safe, and then i throw it at people. Got in trouble at school once for throwing boogers at my seatmate

Pic of cousin?

Once I had one of those big hard boogers you get after a bloody nose and I stuck it on the bottom of my teachers mouse. He kept banging his mouse because it "wasn't moving" then he flipped It over and screamed.

Damn nig

ahh, those hard, post-nosebleed boogers.
hahahaha

I love wiping those ones all over white walls it's so funny!

the most evil of acts
hahahaha!

Jesus christ fuckin lold


I used to take monster shits in the backyard because it felt ridiculously free

Eventually the goddamn dogs caught on and would stop at nothing to eat it
Disgusting fucking animals

Is it evil if nobody gets hurt?

You know those basement window wells?
When I was like 6 I took a huge shit down their and had my mom pick it up nobody knew it was me.

only if others see the bloody smear marks on the walls

I used to do that in the woods as a kid. I would sneak off with my shovel, dig a hole, strip bare ass naked and pinch a loaf in a big hole.

my neighbors kids spotted me when we were kids and just stared. the one girl started hanging around me to try to catch me shitting. they moved away the next winter.

when I was about 4 or 5 years old, I used to change my clothes in front of a window.
idk why, I thought that's what you were supposed to do.
Is it weird that my parents never stopped me?

"Tried to catch me shitting"
Fuckin lold.

One time there was an abandoned house at the end of our street, we would go in the back yard and fuckoff pretty often.

Eventually we got bored and started shitting off the roof, launghing like retards when it would hit the ground.

Last time we went there, we just stood directly on the wooden porch and shit our brains out, left 3 monster cow pies. Suddenly, we see the cops rolling up, and one of my friends says "Quick! Grab a stick and scrape it off the porch!"

Also used to get really bored and fling the dogshit over the fence into the back neighbors yard because theyre a buncha faggots

Buggers and shit

Keep being you Sup Forums

FUUUCK I DID THIS TOO WHAT THE FUCK

I didnt do it young, but we convinced a younger person to do it.

>I was early teens
Other friend convinced much younger friend
To pee in his mouth
>to our astonishment he did it
Sat on those weird ass balancing stool things on a playground, swaddled around a little bit, whipped it out and peed directly into his own mouth

Fuckin lold

My granddad made me suck his dick while wearing girls underwear when I was a kid

you autists make me feel so much better about myself

>when you make the list and feel good about yourself

I pee in the sink. Like - all the time. I prefer it. The kitchen is closer than the bathroom and it uses less water. Besides, urine is sterile.

I did this, but also set a leaf on fire and threw it over the fence in panic, then freaked out thinking i was about to burn down the neighbors house, but it sadly didnt go that far...I also use to hold 'bug wars' where i pit two bugs against eachother, the most savage was a mantis vs cicada, mantis slaughtered the cicada and decapped it, so I put the cicada head on the mantis as it's prize. And I fed a slug cat food until it got too big and I put salt on it to see what happens like in cartoons...

This made me laugh so hard.

>urine in sterile
Common misconception. Urine actually isn't sterile. That said, I piss in the sink in the bathroom myself.

It's almost too easy.

Urine isn't sterile? Are you serious? You just turned my whole world upside down. My chemistry teacher lied to me.

it's your bodies waste product, of course it's not fucking sterile, it's all the toxins you dont want in you. Then again drinking your own probably wont harm you either.

>First girlfriend was in Kindergarten, her name was Stephanie and we were both in love and we were both obsessed with eachother but she started getting cold and I became more obsessed.

>used the girls restroom at the park but I was about 5 or 6 so I could get away with it.

>first fetish was pullups/piss/diapers from friend's sister showing me her pullup and telling me to keep it a secret, I was in still in Kindergarten and I kept that secret to this day but I fantasized about her in her pink pullups ever since.

>at about 7 to 12 I don't remember the age I was at the park and asked a kid if he wanted to play a game trying to see who can piss the farthest, he pissed in his face and I lost my fucking sides.

>snuck into my sister's babysitter's room and touched her ass, she woke up and didn't notice, I was jealous of her boyfriend because she would never fall for a prepubecent child like me, I was about 12

>at 14 my 12 year old sister brought her friends over for sleepovers and I stripped and ate out her friends while they were sleeping, all of them were older than her, either my age or older than me.

>ate grass at school to prove my teachers a point, acted like retard and avoided work to not be like the hiveminded sheeple working around me like fucking robots.

This is only a handful of the wierd shit.

Wouldn't do much to a mantis. No membranes

Mantis' are so cool

Used to pretend to have sex with another girl. We were both around 7 years old. Tongue kissed, licked each others ears and cheeks. Weird shit.

I still masturbate to the memories though.

i would take my sisters thongs and wear them.....
and watch her shower/dress

I'm serious. I believe the misconception comes from people taking urine tests for diseases and infections, with the cultivated result being "clean". When growing the result of a urine test in a petri dish, bacteria will grow no matter what. The test is considered "clean" if there isn't above the normal amount.

I liked sleeping in my bed because it was warm and fun

forgot to mention my second fetish was from a girl melting into a drain in Ed, Edd n Eddy.

id rub my dick on everything in my house.

I used to get my mums make up, put it on small bits of tissues and put that under my foreskin. Not sure why, I think I wanted a vagina. Grew out of it pretty quickly, but it scares me to think that I could have been put on hormones and treated like a tranny these days.

A girl would wake up if you ate her out while she was asleep

Back when I was like 8 I had a girlfriend and we'd would go out into the woods after school and kiss, which I thought was the hottest thing ever at the time. Then we discovered sex...

As a little girl/teen I loved to kick boys in the balls for fun. They weren't playfull taps I kicked full power everytime. Not just kicks either, knees, elbows, grab and twist, etc. there was a boy no one liked and while he was being picked on the grabbed him and held him down they were spitting on him and then a boy invited me over they knew I liked to kick balls and told me to kick his balls. Instead I got on top of him with one leg between his legs. I lifted my leg and drove my knee into his balls as hard as I could over and over. I could feel his balls compress between my knee and his pelvis. He was coughing/gagging and throwing up. After I got him at least 8 times the boy that invited me said that was enough. I was tired anyway so I got off him. They let him go and walked away quietly as he layed there crying. Eventually I grew out of this but not till I was in my 20s.

As a kid I'd tell bitches like you to show tits or gtfo

And you would have had a knee jammed into your balls while I flashed you.

I like pain hurt me more mistress

this is not weird

Soooooo, post if you are also autistic?

hey friend, you forgot your *unzips katana* and *teleprots behind u*
or your picture of yourself wearing an anonymous mask so we all know you are cool and dangerous

Is this autistic enough?

Honestly I've always wanted to pop one( or both lol) in pretty sure I did once or twice but I never stuck around to find out. I'd like to pop one on "accident" while playing to hard lol.

Not if they are a heavy sleeper, I talked to them to see if they were awake then I touched the arms and legs to see if they are in deep.

I only did it to the heavy sleepers, the others I just touched the breasts and kissed them.

Here I thought I was the only one

I'd let you hurt me if I got to hurt you

>piss in the sink
I did that when I was with my dad because there was no private toilet/urinal.

I wet my self while sitting down on a chair for the kick of it. Obviously, my mom got pissed.

My dad used to lie ontop of me while I cried and told him to get off. my mom just watched. do I have bad parents?

Yes

In elementary school I had a friend I would go to the bathroom with and we poop in the stall next to each other and ask each other how our poops were

I knew a couple of girls that compared period .. volume (?) In the toilets

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is this you?

no I was younger than that but yeah the autism parts bang on point

I used to put my hand on the window while my parents drove somewhere and made it look like there was a man running the same speed as the car.

When i was a kid i shit my pants at someones house and just hide them behind their drawer lol

When I was in the sixth grade I would ask to use the bathroom during class, when I got into the bathroom if any of the stalls were in use I would hit would hit the stall door as hard as I could and bolt, did this for a while then the school replaced the stall doors with curtains claiming it was to prevent vandalism, I still like to think that's was partially the reason

I did that at some uni dorm kitchen and everyone got offended

you madman

Still no idea how I got talked into this, and I still feel fuckin weird about it. Im sure all parties involved still do.

>be me, around 14
Friend is kind of strange, always wants me to go over and watch tv with him and whatnot
>i fucking hate TV
one day friend says, god damn I have to shit.
user come with me!
i say no, eventually talked me into it
>get in the closet while I take a shit
>sat in a fucking towel closet for 3 mins while friend tries to squeeze one out
>his dad barges in complaining about some shit
>"whos in the closet?"
hi
>slowly exit and leave house

I could put up with that as long as you don't kill me and I get to squish one of your nuts.

Deal you get to squish one of my nuts and then you're my sex slave for life.