Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>no ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=EVOSPb9B1SU

still here

Shinobu.
> Maybe a little~
Post lewd too.

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
pervert
>Stupid pervert stupid pervert stupid pervert!
I-i said n-not necessarily...
>t-those round perky t-tits with that perfect b-butt and slighy embarrassed look
Y-yeah, so w-what?
No! You keep your perverted hands off kanna-san! She's my pet and my pet only!
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Still here


and


Hi

i suppose i could give you 1

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Hello!

I missed you

How are you tonight Louise? I also got a picture of kit and kat sleeping.

> God i wish i was that yellow thing.
Not necessarily what~?
So now it;s your turn~
P-please? I just want to give her the head pats a cute and sweet dragon like like her deserves..
>

> My god she looks so cute with those donut crumbs on her mouth.
Wew, thank you~

Sup Forumsinal solution is at hand

Not bad, working on some yugioh decks. you?
post pls

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Kizuna
discord.gg/c23vq

Here. On your game or actual cards?

you mean to tell me
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

i accept head pats as a payment option

This is how I decide whether I claim or not

cute lil fluff balls

Actual cards

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>>7305555550555555555555555

why :(

I messaged you on rabbit, idk i can try changing the password but it should work

>I'm glad you're not.
I-i'm not going to say it again...
W-wait, i never agreed to this...
No! She's my pet loli dragon! Get your own. You're just going try and taint her with you perverted nature.

They way an ounce each. What kind of deck?

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That's so tiny!

Spiral the Mythic Radiance Dragon.
But he's no good
so I think I'll work on
dinosaurs
next

but first, znt screencaps

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That's good, i have an abundance of head pats.
> Pat pat~

> Why? I'd even be squeezing back~
Alright fair enough...you'd totally miss me~
It's too late to back out now~
O-ok i understand... I wouldn't do that to her...

Forgot pic.

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I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could, that I didn’t stop to think if I should.

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Yeah. They are smol. Dinos huh? Weird. Have fun with capping. Get ones I like
Nice

I would not miss you at all! Not one bit! I've been perfectly fine before!
>
I never agreed to anything! Maybe i did in your perverted fantasy i did!
Yes you would! Don't you lay one finger on her! She's my loli dragon!

and cute. How long do you have to watch them for?
Yeah, they've been a thing for forever but I've never built a dino deck before.
I just remember there's some stuff I gotta do, though

Ima touch Kannas thighs next time I see them.
Till school starts up in August. Hope it goes well

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rex raptor always loses

Pleb tier waifu

Ooh
why's that?
Thank you!
Yes he does
but dinos got new support

dude headpats lmao

No need to lie, just tell the truth, i won't tell anybody~
Cmon, you wouldn't leave me hanging now would you? I just wanna see that beautiful body of yours~
But i wouldn't! I know she wouldn't like that, and i know you would be upset if i did...and i don't want you to be mad at me..

like to see more of the .hack ladies?

:(

Dont know why just know we got to.

one of my waifus that everyone seems to hate lol

Hack ladies?
I think they are cute

Do it and it'll be last thighs you ever touch
>
I'm not lying! I wouldn't miss you at all you stupid pervert!
Of course I'd leave a pervert like you hanging! Especially when that pervert forces agreements on me.
No! I don't want your pervertedness rubbing off on her! Someone as pure as Kanna-san doesn't need a bad influence like you patting her on the head

i dont even know who they are

Fair enough

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I may need to ride in rain. Fuck.

Jokes on you ive only ever touched mine
Yeah yeah

Is that so..maybe i should put that to the test then...
I didn't force it on you, i was just trying to convince you to...
I-i understand, i won't give any headpats... I agree, she's to pure to to be perverse with.

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How is that...
What?
N-no y-you don't have to...
>
Y-yeah well y-you're not getting anything...
Amd you better not go behind my back either or i swear you'll never get a lewd pic from me ever again.

Is Rory about to get nice and wet

Which means it would be my first! I hope Kanna likes it.

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Hmm and why's that~?
> There's that cute blushing~
P-please?
I promise i won't.

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No joke please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

Hi Ai

seriously tho...

No joke please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

wait you mean to tell me

No joke please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

Seriously please do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

starvin marvin says... do this or your mom will die A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

Go to pol with your cartoon kittie porn
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

It would also be the last.
B-because you should just t-take my word for it...
>shut up!
>gosh i-i just love these pics of hanako pleasing herself, sexy and cute
>
F-fine, but only one!
That's better. And don't think i won't be talking to kanna about this either.

MOVE TO /POL FOR THESE THREADS YOU DEGENERATE NEWFAGS

I know because I would touch it everyday after too.

USE THE CODE GUYS YOUR BEING WATCHED
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

> Dubs
Hmm well i suppose i will.
> That cute wiggle
> Well i have a few more if you like~ Though it'll cost you~
>
Hmm now what should i choose~
I figured you would. I'll have to apologize to her the next time i see her.

better yet move to eight-chan with the rest of the pedofux that like to circlejerk to this degenerate trash

>pol
lolwhat

I swear I'll end you tomo
>k-keep p-posting them, i-i really like them
J-just shut up and pick something so i can go to bed you perv~
You better

Kanna wouldnt like that.

USE /pol to stop the troll
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

> That perfect sexy butt
> Not just like but really like huh~?
>
Hmm how about Juvia pleasing herself~
Well, i guess i'll give you the headpat i was saving for her.
> Pat pat~

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She would like it
sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

guess what OP, you made international news...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

This is true

guess we could always #OpPEDOCOP this thread up while we are at it

Lewd. And it was after rain, just a sprinkle.

USE /pol
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

by the way... Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

USE /pol for this shit faggets
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

i haz about 95 more of these, OP... don't worry we will ruin this thread soon enough

USE /pol for this shit faggetts
A CODE WITH MY TEARS WRITE SOMETHING sweet sensitive and wonderful user..............÷...........+...........O......o............%.......£.............€[email protected].... when 1 tear hit the ground that stands for the letter A when 2 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 3 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter C when 4 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter D when 5 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter E when 6 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter F when 7 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter G when 8 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter H when 9 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter I when 10 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter J when 11 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter K when 12 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter L when 13 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter M when 14 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter N when 15 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 16 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter O when 17 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter P when 18 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Q when 19 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter R when 20 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter S when 21 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter B when 22 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter T when 23 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter U when 24 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter V when 25 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter W when 26 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter X when 27 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Y when 28 tears hit the ground that stands for the letter Z

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Well it's to protect her.
>y- yeah, s-so?
Had to go searching for this one so you better like it.
Give it to tomo, he really needs it

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.