100% Native american here. AMA. this shall be fun

100% Native american here. AMA. this shall be fun.

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WHEN DID YOU ALL STOP EATING EACH OTHER?

when most of the youth were put in schools. old traditions died out

>100% native 'murican
what's it like being dead?

If you want your land back, well that sucks for you

if only i knew what you meant. there's still a percentage of natives still alive to this day. just dumb lazy and not doing much.

how do you make your fry bread, as in which shape? can i have some?? also which tribe?

so i'm talking to a fucking ghost?

fuck off

which tribe?

nope, im not one of those idiotic subhumans, im more for america in whole than just a small community that isnt going to get anywhere

How does it feel to have your entire race cucked?

I'm jealous of your alcohol allowance

gimme gimme

haha cucked, you should ask the u.s government about that. we get your taxes ;P

tribes. navajo, apache.

typical pale-face, wanting our things

that'd be cool if i was a ghost.

op here, i dont drink constantly like the lazy fucks on the rez's

What do you think about blacks trying to steal your culture and heritage?

Checked.

Dated plains cree once. Lost any remaining respect for natives I'd once had.

Do you believe in medicine men and the sage warding away bad shit and what not?

Last time you experienced an episode of flatulence?

ehhh, it's the other way around. alot of fucking stupid kids wanting to act like a nigger, or a spic. fucking ridiculous, im ashamed of them.

there might be medicine men that REAL, not like some witch magic type of shit, but just give you natural medical herbs. and warding away bad shit? nah, people have the power to change their own lives. not some mystical bs keeping you from living

ITT: a real human bean

haha took shit earlier if you want to know that

Would you ever suck a log of shit straight from the ass of Andy Sixx?

Why don't Native Americans like snow?
Because it's white and on their lands.

Are native american women hot? Can you get laid?

lmao, i fuckiing love snow. next to rain.

>"they can have whatever they want within reason, but they can't have their country back" - some dude a long time ago.

meh, everything in life is a tradeoff. I think you're better off with the free money and casinos.

no....just no... id rather have a white women. but they are easy, ill tell you that.

50/50 native/white, oglala sioux myself.

do you practice any traditions? got any tats?

aye i could careless, like i said im more for the whole country. if we were to get the country back (we wont) we would not know how to run it.

nooo

nope, i dont believe half breds, like myself, should not take part in any tradition. if i were full blooded navajo. yea, i would

Aaa fuck the indians are drunk again

Can't argue with quads

why do you say that? it's in your blood.
i have pride but i'm not crazy out there about it. plan on getting a couple tats for sure. don't want the world forgettin about us, yaknow?

lol nope, just really fucking bored. thought some of you assholes would make a boring night fun.. im not dissapointed.

Why dont u fuckers tip at restaurants?

hmmm, i would guess most of us are just greedy fucks. i do tip, more than 20 at dennys ^.^

reminds me of buying illegal fireworks in rural nevada. they're sold by drunk injuns.

Would you like a nice warm blanket?

lmao,op here, the south-western natives are the biggest drunks of the whole native community.

What would you prefer people refer to you as?

Native American, Indian, American Indian ect?

I'm Apache who lives in Texas, my family struck oil on our land, I'm luckiest guy in the world

i am cold, why not ^.^

natives, i guess. but rather just be called americans. not some red dotted fuck haha

noice, im jealous

money plz

I'm studying you in school, do you find that weird? did you go to a reservation school or a slightly less hit pale face school?

Enjoy it, wont you. I also have some fine whiskey too if you don`t mind trying. Take the whole bottle, I have MANY more in stock.

What do you think about the general decay of the American Indian culture? It doesn't seem healthy that many people on tribe land collect welfare and do nothing constructive with their lives. Thats in addition to the ridiculous rates of alcoholism/depression. Should American Indians begin to assimilate into the wider culture for their own spiritual health?

growing up i lived a typical fucked life. family split, always moved, never stayed in one school. not weird at all that your'e learning about us. but dont try to speak for us haha, i swear the liberals and demo's made us into some whiny greedy lazy ass's

What tribe or tribes? Do you have boxy hands and feet, or is everything just lanky? How big is your dick? Don't hold out on me, you have these answers user.

First Nations is the correct term. You may have come here first but you are as "native" as my white ass.
I was asked on my first day of college in Iowa by an ADVISOR what whites contributed to native life. I when on with what whites contributed to native culture directly. Being horses, guns, bow and arrow, and many others and while she was redface I asked her what natives contributed to white culture. She could not think of anything but I informed the idiot that smoking, dirt as a spice, and lacrosse was about all I could think of, would you like anything? I'm currently enrolled at University in Lakota territory.

So at one point in time, there were like 50 million of you and maybe 100 half-starved white folk. Umm... what the fuck, Chief?

i totally agree with you dude. i dont like the fact all of my people get lazy just because they get a little money. i literally want to see us move on from that and start building our own economy or wealth. i hate the fact we take from actual good americans. things need to change, but most of the tribes want more from the gov.

I have like a question for both indians'native americans' and America's why do you and the world accept native indain reservations but in south africa it was seen as ultimate racism to the fullest extent by Whites on to blacks and in sa it wasn't even resevations it was compleste independent country's

as an anthro major I find that sad, it only takes one or two generations of not doing something for it to move entirely into 'history' and then it's the realm of white men (like me) to try and figure out why someone did something becuse there is no one to ask.

now mostly im talking about all the tribes that went tits up in the 50s' and 60's, and not really Americans mind you, but all the textbooks talk about all the work done to try and save the last scraps from grandmothers who lived in the 1890's

> my question how do you like being treated as something that you feel sorrow for?

well at the time we didnt have choice, we had to accept the land the new settlements gave us. it's understandable, war was war, and at that time standards were different. but now days we have the power, and money to change that.

General liberal consensus is that Native Americans metabolize alcohol differently than whites do causing it to effect them more and differently. Is there validity to this claim?

>How does it feel to have your entire race cucked?

Doesn't say much for "christian values", does it?

Do you have any stories (preferably personal) about skin walkers or wendigos

Smallpox, stud.

is john Redcorn racist? from what i gather, Laotians are kinda mixed about Khan. it shows him has a fairly normal guy but he is an asshole.

would i like anything? i want us as a people to move on from the past and look to the future. dont want us being like the black community and do nothing but blame white people. haha

It's unfortunate. Do you think the culture can be preserved while also becoming less insular/dependent on gov? I'm sure natives have something other than casinos to offer to the economy. The whole victim mentality sure seems to be to their detriment.

cant say much about the feet and hands, but i do have a 7-8 inch dick.

Yeah taxes but how far did you drive for a glass of water and a shower? kek Money back in whities pocket.

That's some damn fine English there, Franz.

i say we act the same as frat boys. so not really.

Bet you wish you had a wall now huh?

>no op
no, its sugers btw, the diabetes trends in Inuit at least really have spiked. but keep in mind its like a 10-20% higher chance. enough to notice.

Do you ever have tears come out specifically out of one eye does that have something to do with native genetics do you guys have emotions or feel like nothing like alligators or other large predatory reptiles

yes, i gotta say skin walkers are real. not some bs you people like to talk about. but that's a story for another time.

Like to add anything... sorry

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don't forget to protest against capitalism when fracking ruins your water supply

and especially forget that your money can import anything you'll ever need

and never recognize the fact that you're not actually bound to the land for the rest of your bloodline, and that 99% americans will never have anywhere near that much money.

also, nice job.

Hey do you guys have story's about Sasquatch or other strange things in the woods? I have a native friend and we've talked about the beliefs of his tribe. I find it quite fascinating

i believe there is no racism. just a bunch of whiny cucks who cant handle being b\named called.

Yip the red skins are drunk

Lets be honest, without reservations whites would take ALL the land.

lol where i live we have our own water. we own the river where i live buddy ;P

I didn't know if it was an NA genetic deal, but a buddy of mine is half, and his girlfriend and two of his ex's confirmed he has a 13in penis.

>General liberal consensus is that Native Americans metabolize alcohol differently than whites do causing it to effect them more and differently. Is there validity to this claim?

No truth at all. It's just more shit some lying rightwinger (sorry for the redundancy) pulled out of his ass.

Maybe you can feed it to that guy who likes andy sixx's shit.

on the mexico border, yes. fuck them.

That's embarassing. You almost sounded like a pretentious jackass.

id say we have high emotions. me, not so much.

Inuit's diet was seal... raw seal and whale. Basically generations of self induced ketosis so yeah I'll believe that. Not all natives had that diet though. And this is modern day natural selection.

Why are so many of you jobless alcoholics? How come you sit on the res and do nothing with your lives then blame white people? How come we give you free housing and free tuition and you still bitch an moan? Do you realize that in other countries you would have been wiped from the face of the Earth and given nothing?

that's just it, stories. we know just about as much as any hunter out there today.

get fucked kek

The claim is that mainland US natives not Inuit.

yupp. i believe that

well it's just as you said, most are just alcoholics and not willing to change for the better. then the youth takes own their role as well. so it's just a cycle that needs to be broken. there is some natives going to college and getting jobs in gov now.

WOOOOO
OP here, alot of fucking typing just to answer all of your questions. might of missed one or two.

Care to name any of the story's or entity's? It'll give me something to check out on YouTube when I'm bored

At least we gave you the shitty scraps right? Where nothing grows and no buffalo roams...kek

eh i've looked on youtube. just corny shit. nothing you havent heard before. if you want to know if it's real or not just go to a reservation and walk around in the middle of nowhere around 12-3

Who do you hate more. White people or Jews?