/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General

Proper thread edition.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
wellington.govt.nz/recreation/get-active-indoors/asb-sports-centre/programmes-and-activities/activities/youth-nights
twitter.com/AnonBabble

sorry im late

Auckland fag reporting in.

How is everyone doing tonight?

wait are you the faggot from yesterday that had his uncle finger your ass when you were a kid?

Nope, wasn't actually on here last night.

Normally am but sounds like I missed out.

Did that guy post a greentext?

Who else is pumped for j-day

we kept it at 309
well he just said his uncle use to bend him over his knee and stick his finger "down" his ass because he deserved it

I saw some cunt posting long greentexts of how he got molested by his nephew or some shit

Why are IDs even gone?

>uncle
>getting molested by his nephew
kekt

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Evening

What music is everyone currently listening to?

Personally I've been listening to a lot of the leaked Gorillaz album.

That molest user from other night has started a thread. I'm monitoring it. He's been lured into a wardeobe

link?

Welly fag, travelling to Auckland tomorrow

Talking Heads

for a disc golf tournament?

Willie Nelson
ABBA
SUPER EURO BEAT

Its the right level of odd.

nah mid semester break is finishing soon so coming back, that sounds more interesting however

youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

coz my sex junk, is so oh oh oh

NZD is a shit version of AUS

We don't need a general thread for this shithole of a country.

All you fucking shitheads will vote National anyway. Yeah, fuck up our country more. They've already taken most of our freedom of speech rights away and they can now legally spy on everyone. Good job, faggots.

Yes but who has the Sup Forums thread full of fags?

Faark can't link, on shitty phone. Go to catalog, the file he's used is bright pink. Called milf v teen. Its fucking long but awesome read. He's sitting on the edge of a bed, looks like she's about to blow him

I disagree; New Zealanders aren't convicts. Australians are.

I'm voting greens

inb4 "thank god john key is gone that guy was a donkey!"

No, I voted for this guy.
So don't call me a national voter ya fuck head.

>we kept it at 309
fuck off faggot

They suck too much Labour dick. I'm voting for Winston. He's a drip and a half, but at least he doesn't take shit and seems to understand shit better than most MPs.

I'm still flabbergasted that that useless fucking bitch Paula Bennett is our vice PM. She's never been good at a single one of her MP jobs.

And now people want Jacinda Ardern to lead National. Fuck off, she's almost as useless as Paula Bennett.

He's not a donkey, he's a jackass. And whilst he is a moron and I'm glad he's gone, Bill English isn't much better. He doesn't say as many stupid fucking things, but he's arguably a lot worse in regards to what he does behind-the-scenes.

Good man but fuck you for calling me a fuck head.

yeah well. you struck a nerve.
I would say sorry, but you know. I'm a cunt.

Man politics really fucked this thread.

/thread

Most people in New Zealand are, so I get it.

Cunt.

No, it's just you who fucked it.

Nah I fucked my boyfriend, not this thread mate.

Fuck change the topic

What's going down in your hometowns tonight anons?

If you mean that there are no dangerous snakes and spiders, no deserts, plenty of wildlife and the whole nation is not a bunch of children of dangerous convicts then yes, NZ is a shit version of Australia

Auck CBD reporting in, every week should have a day off in the middle

Shit all mate, this place is dead af.

Dunedin regular in Clyde reporting.

Well, I guess I'll share the story with you lot because shit's anonymous and all.

> Its 2016
> Be me, student @ otago uni
> I'm a sciencefag
> Get into a few politics arguments with this law chick in my hall
> Despite our differences I actually enjoy hanging out with her
> Its 2017
> Go round to her flat a few times because I'm not in a hall anymore and neither is she
> Spend more time with her both in dunners and over easter because we're both from the same city
> Start developing feelings for her
> Realize she's an 8/10
> Think I have a chance
> It's the 25th of April, 2017
> Open snapchat
> Some guy who looks almost the same as me - but a little taller - is cooking dinner for her
> Fuck.jpg
> Well, I guess there's a chance that he's just a friend -
> It's the 26th of April, 2017
> Open snapchat
> Same guy is cooking dinner for her again

What do; /nzg/? Realize she's fucking some law student and go fall for some other chick? Keep soldiering on in the hopes that they're just friends and that nothing's going on between them?

TLDR;
you got cucked

keep soldiering on and aim lower maybe for a 6/10 qt. the whole time the other grill will be getting her pussy rekt by the taller guy but it will probably fizzle out and you can have what's left

I'm pretty sure you're only getting cucked if you want it to happen, and if you're actually in a relationship. Neither of these are true in my case.

But thanks for the advice user; it's a big help.

ignore and move on
make the move earlier next time before chad starts making her dinner

Maybe he's a friend, maybe he's a new flatmate, maybe he's the man she's going to marry and have 2.4 children with.

Either way sounds like you guys have really clicked, so don't throw away whatever you have out of jealousy (been there, done that, regretted it ever since).

I wonder what roses asshole smells likes?

Gisborne checking in

any autists in wellington want to come to this with me and try and find friends?
wellington.govt.nz/recreation/get-active-indoors/asb-sports-centre/programmes-and-activities/activities/youth-nights

I actually would but live in Levin. Sorry bro

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>Catalog
>doesn't involve drugs or casual sex
nah thanks mate, ill pass

It's okay, (you)s are almost as good as friends....
>casual sex
;) can if you want it to

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post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

why? they're a buncha mutts

Dunners reporting.

Just woke up. What the fuck is going on?

Almost May and still no mushies in Dunedin

F

Dunners too, drinking scotch, baking muffins, losing control of life. Typical Wednesday.

F

>boyfriend
Fuck off, faggot.
>inb4 "hurr-durr I'm a girl"
No you're not.

Shit.

It's night time; go back to bed.

The outside is for norms.

>2.4 children
uw0tm8

It's inside tho

Clearly each of his three kids are 1/5th maori .

Yeah... I hope so!

That sounds like you have supreme control of your life, my man. I have scotch but no oven, otherwise I'd join you.
But the pain of existence is somewhat hidden by darkness. Prefer to sleep through as much of daylight as possible.

>It's inside tho
Yeah but I have to go outside to get there.
>Clearly each of his three kids are 1/5th maori .
I bet he gets 2.4 times the benefits that normies get because of that, too.

I understand the feeling. I've been waking up around 5-6pm lately, going to sleep around 8am and such. I don't like the day all that much but ironically, I function much better with a normal sleep pattern, so it's like a double-edged sword that I keep cutting myself on like a fucking emo.

Fuck off, nigger.

any pics of this chick?

>not keeping it 300
go on
tell me to fuck off

It's my birthday friendos.
Love q.

congratulations on successfully not perishing for another year

happy b'day
hope you have fun

birthday tits when

When I go to bed......

I'm holding out for that now user

Dunners also, was watching it earlier today. 'sup?

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What episode my dude

Oh yea sure

woohoo

I'm almost to the end of S5 but was watching S2 E4 or there abouts today. You?
And why do I feel like I've seen the Minecraft pumpkin somewhere else recently?
>that sounds retarded but you know what I mean

uh oh.... busted

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Dunedin reporting.
I've just had the best fap session in ages. Been edging for the last hour reading that kiwi guys thread
Who knew rape was so hot. I'm screen capping it. Its the stuff of legend.

Fucking aye

Get off my block, nigga

>using shitty outdated memes
kys faggot

Fucking hell. I chose to believe him. I know that shits wrong and all but he obviously enjoyed it.

Why wasn't I raped by my mates mum!!!!!!
I'm thinking of you Mrs Dennehy

uhhh block machine broken

Just a good read

10/10 it's okay

im down dude

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Yeah, righto, settle down. I know who you are. You have to be over 18 to use this site, nigga. Go to bed.

What I miss? Where's the thread with the rasping?

Is it chicks getting nailed or are they doing the rapez

> rasping?
Wot chu on about nigga

Proper tits soooooon.