Eating at restaurant, minding ur own business

>Eating at restaurant, minding ur own business

>Kid at other table stares at u like this the whole time

What do?

Dry anal rape

say "the fuck you looking at kid?"

Start to smile like a retard

ninja fap.

What do you think the parents would say?

turn 360 and walk away

Realize that it is just a curious kid with a lot of question and proceed to feed my pillow wifu spagghetios.

Put food in my mouth and do some weird face most likely

I actually like kids and think it's funny when they stare. I wonder what they are thinking, so curious and inquisitive... so yea I usually fuck with them and do some funny face back

Keep minding my own business and eat my steak with a spoon.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Probably suck a warm creamy log out of Andy sixx's asshole and feel it slidding down my throat.

>give an award winning, heart warming smile
>see her smile back
>return to my meal, imagining her naked

just another sunday night with my daughter

Actually happened the other week
>Was sitting at table
>Kid staring at me
>I manage to ignore them for a while
>The little cunt throws some sort of slop from her plate at me, landing on my NEW SHIRT
>I throw some back
>The fucker begins to cry
>Now, the mother turned her head to me... But it wasn't natural. You know in horror movies how the possesed bitches heads always snap around, yeah, like that.
>Begin pointing my finger "she started it"
>Mother opens her mouth to speak
>Apologizes for her childs misbehavior and starts giving the kid a lot of shit
>Everything got sorted... I didn't have to pay for my meal either
>Tfw when you lose the game

Pull my cock out a little further

Attempt to strike up a conversation.

Piss on the kid to establish dominance

But it's not a "curious" look, it's a slightly disgusted look

But if you turn 360 you do full circle and face her. wtf.

9gagfag is that you
Gosh people still use that site?

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I don't understand this meme at all. I have no idea who this Andy person is. Is he some sort of popular teen idol nowadays or something?

Bring up a photo picture from google that says "I'm going to kill you" and quickly lock phone once the kid reacts. Deny everything

Someone trying to force a meme about an emo singer. Just ignore

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Grow the fuck up, anti-log shill.

Best post

It's just a roaming shitpost. Ignore it.

>Eating at restaurant
What kind of pleb are you?

The meme ain't gonna happen Loghouse,
Stop trying to make it happen.
Eat shit and die, by the way.

Get up to go to the restroom and snipe the little bastard with spit wads.

Keked and checked

Put your dick away and zip your pants back up.