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flyers are elite

first for leafs

cucked

>jest

>Canucks lost

head worms are squirming

nth for greatest sniper since Simo Häyhä

Most cancerous fanbase in the NHL, you included.

nth for bolts win da cup before our window closes

>rags

>laine

Laine is elite

>getting mad at dance moves

>Laine
>Laffs
>Devlels
>Hongcouver
>snes

Did Laine have a bet on Edmonton or what the fuck.
Or maybe he is playing 5D chess with the rest of us and this goal will setup something later on that none could've predicted.
Only one thing is for sure, he did it the absolute mad man

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Laine has scored for Edmonton more recently than Pulju

>tfw parents live in the same building as Laine and his mom
>his dad and sister are coming over for Christmas
>my dad is actually talking about trying to arrange a Christmas dinner with the Laine clan

I cant tell if he's memeing me or not.

chirp him bout the own goal

nah laine has no hockey iq. His mom is doing all the work for him also. Pulju and matthews are much better. Laine's gotten lucky with absurdly high shootin % and le slapshot

What building senpai? Generally curious I thought he was living in the Fairmont

>spending christmas with complete strangers

it's not going to happen

Bulju's demon took over laine

A condo complex on Wellington Crescent and Daly

outstanding

>being closer than strangers with your own family

Pulju is behind this

Honestly, I think it's just gonna be one of those things. Laine may never beat Pulju in a head-to-head match up in his entire career 3bh.

holy fuck he was probably waiting laine down the tunnel before the 3rd period.

Impress them with some Spurdos, that will definitely convince them to spend Christmas with you

i always knew it was the bloody japanese behind the revolution

baka

I'm bored. Give me more hokkei.

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go to bed pekkolinen

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I like you guys.

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Redpill me on that Laine goal

Jets are trash and you should stop supporting a meme team?

just stop rooting for that bust. Matthews and Pulju are much more well.rounded and know how to skate. Fucking zero iq laine just standing still and even shooting at his own goal.

that's the redpill

he has one purpose in life, and that is to shoot pucks at goals

He wanted to give Pulju something to smile about

everyone knows the most dangerous lead is 3-2. Laine is showing advanced levels of hokkei tactics here

actually the redpill is that Pulju is the bust and Laine is 3rd in the league in goals behind a Crosby who is playing at the peak of his powers and Pstrnk is on fire as well....Pulju has 1 goal in 22 games...

are you faggots seriously circle jerking about an own goal still? aren't you tired of it being an epic meme?

t. laine

B-but muh a-advanced stats!

>Crosby who is playing at the peak of his powers
he's not even at his highest ppg average over the course of a season. this isn't even his final form

haha laine is exposed m8. his corsi and p/60 and both much wrose than matthews and pulju's. just root for the right finns.

>laine will maintain a 21% shooting % the entire season

crosby is shooting over 26%

>implying laine won't continually score on his own goal to do so

how new are you?

dumb frogposter

He's shooting 100% on his own net
ELITE

weew time to go trolling laine fans all over the internet forums. i can't wait.

Justin Schultz is getting 17 minutes a game and is +14 on a team that is only +12

Edmonton oilers.

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reminder?

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New Zealanders need to FUCK OFF

laine couldnt do anything, the puck came to his stick so fast he didnt have time to react

99% of nhl players would have own goaled there, its not his fault

great post

nz annexed by aus when?

I probably would've

You already got home Laine?

>finns
>not retarded

shut up

>Does a celly
Literal retard lmao

FINLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH

EVEN MORE THAN NORMAL

I'm leaving /hoc/ until the dust settles

Same

I don't feel safe right now.

who did she grow up to be?

Me too

lol, pussies. Too much of your self-worth is tied up in your favorite athletes' performances 2bh.

It was a tie game too lol

aHAHAHAHAHAhAH

Fuck, I used American spelling.

I'm usually good with that on here.

*favourite

>Juolevi stopped busting
Feels good

Thanks for pointing it out again lol.

Fucking Laine has me rattled 2bh.

it's not his fault, it's because he's playing for a canadian team. if you score on their net, you lose.

Is Juolevi the best case scenario one can for when they have [spoiler]Finnish Genetics?[/spoiler]

>there are people itt who've never scored on their own goal

Proud 5 timer here. Just ordered a Laine jersey

ELITE?

What did the Oilers mean by this?

>you fucking better not draft me

>"what do you mean there is a canadian team with even worse management?"
>"Welcome to Vancouver Canucks!"

>Gudbranson dubs
Oh boy

>If my career is going to die I'd rather it not end in a subarctic wasteland

It's the price you pay for dabbling in memes

There's no way Benning lasts past this season once they smash their face in the concrete again.

Is he elite?

Is that James McAvoy?

Is he elite?

Lemieux's of truth?

Even if they fire him (they won't, though they might fire the coach), ownership still thinks they can compete. Any GM that they interview will be told that they cannot make any "rebuilding" moves. No one worth having will agree to become GM under those terms.

Situation was different. When Benning was hired the Sedins had just signed extensions and the team was alright the year before. Sedins are basically done and basically every move Benning has made dug them deeper. It takes a special retard to make that mistake again when you already tried it once and got burnt

>It takes a special retard to make that mistake again when you already tried it once and got burnt

Fortunately that's what Vancouver's owners are

How many points would McDavid get at the WJHC?

Save me from this blueberry flavoured hell