Dear Amerifucks, this letter is called 'Zed', not 'Zee'

Dear Amerifucks, this letter is called 'Zed', not 'Zee'.

Regards,
England

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Fuck yaself, b, that's a zee.

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'Zeta'.

This comes from muthafukka that calls gas...petrol

You're just a little faggot aren't you?

And colour....it's color!

It's pronounced CHETA

>its a liquid
>calls it gas

please post more

Works too, but not Cee.

Because it's petroleum....

Because its gasoline

GASoline...

Gas is something the Germans used on Jews.

incorrect
AUS, NZ, UK and IRE all use the 'u'
get cucked kido

So Z would be the only letter with the sound of another consonant in it's pronunciation?

The only reason some people use "Zed" is because of the french "Zede". In true english "Zee" would be correct.

Which is a stupid name, since it's a liquid

Dear Britbongs, the letter Z is called "Zee" not "Zed".

Regards,
A country that actually matters

not op but whats your point?
'Z' is pronounced 'zed' when you just say the letter 'Z'. of course you can say random words that start with zed, but it doesn't make it zee...

This
We vergasen Juden and need Benzin for our panzer

No, its a petroleum product, just like plastic and fertilizer.

It's called gas, as short for gasoline, because thats what it fucking is.

thats the name of the oil compound...
did you not do chemistry?

Theses are french fries...you limey bastards

Wich is a stupid name since it's a liquid
Also B E N Z I N

Chips

They don't ever come from French
It's fritjes you Mormon

Like we care what some minger pikey slag says

US try so hard to be diferent from UK they replaces all the logical things with their own nonsence bullshit

I second this you stupid yank cunt.

REEEEEE

These are chips

>kill yourself

Except Britian is the source for imperial measurements.

britannica.com/science/British-Imperial-System

I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed here on middle school computers, you should be careful.

Here in Portugal, the direct translation is "Fried Potatoes"
i guess we're the most accurate?

Brit here, only Americanisation I really object to is "I could care less" tbqh. It just sounds so fucking stupid, it's completely counter-intuitive and nonsensical really.

>hood
>trunk
>blinkers

>DURR DEY CALLED BLINKERS CUZ DEY BLINK
They're called INDICATORS because they INDICATE which direction you're turning.

i like anime cant wait for overlord season 2 eng dub

You wear a bonnet of your head...you fucking tosser

Zeds dead
Long live zee

i could care less about that

>American grammar.

yeah, along with germany france and a bunch of other countries. fuck off

He's right ya know

It's pronounced zee in the usa

French Fries.

Fucking sounds like a meal dedicated only for kids

>Look at the wacky French Fries! I call this one Pierre!

W
Checkmate.

irerelevant where imprerial system was invented

what matter is that UK was able to adapt to surperior metric system unlike US

Freedom Fries

Actually, isn't there translation in French incorrectly fried apples

Dear Britbongs,

We're literally the only reason the rest of the World speaks English, also American English is actually closer to 18th century English than the UK is. So really its you who're the weirdos corrupting the English language.

Sincerely,

The Winners.

P.s

You're welcome for us pulling your asses out of the fire in both World Wars.

Fuck yeah
Dubs win

Lmao yeah expressions get out of hand like that. I hear alot of people say "beck and call"

Does anyone else hate the British, especially the English? I lived there for 14 years of my life because my bitch ass parents decided to move there when I was 8 and I have some trufax about the British

>The British only wash/bathe every two days at most. Older people especially actually believe it is unhealthy to shower everyday (lol)
>Most British men are uncircumcised, I know this from getting changed in P.E, it's gross and shows massive ignorance of AIDS risk
>Brits don't even sell essential foods in their shops like Oats and french fries. Try to contain your rage here, but most Brits haven't even heard of pumpkin pie.
>Brits were responsible for the Irish/Indian/Abbo Holocaust and now are eternally sucking up to these degenerates
>British people typically only go to the dentist a few times in their lives. Don't listen to any Brits who tell you this is a myth, I knew kids growing who never had once had a dental appointment.
>The women are fuck ugly,(yeti legs and A cups every way you look) the food is disgusting, (the typical british breakfast is a deep fried mars bar) they think ice in drinks is some kind of rare fucking luxury, the people are drunk 24/7 off of cheap cider, even the kids and the men are all candy-asss (literally).
>no broadband - all still dial up.
> no freedom of speech - can't call old people "old" even

>so much as look at a girl under 21 and you'll be getting pounded by bubba the rest of your days, even though 13 is the average age a girl gets preggerz (usually knocked up by a paki or nig-nog but that's ok cause it's "cultural exchange")

>the greatest irony of all is that the english can't speak proper english, and their literacy makes the average chantard sound like Plato.

>the only saving grace is fewer roody-poos, but the ones they have are treated like fucking saints, seriously, say one bad word there and you have ten life sentences.

more like surrender fries

Seconded
Also
It's color and program.
Not colour and programme
Also, no one says whilst anymore
Sincerely, 21st century.

>using negative temperatures
>not being a Kelvinchad

>cutfag
Congratulations, you are forever Jew'd.

>US try so hard to be diferent from UK they replaces all the logical things with their own nonsence bullshit
You said they try to be different from the UK when they used the same system as Britian and just didn't change to metric when they did.

If you think that's irrelevant, then there's no point in even conversing with your ignorance.

Something Pomme yeah.
Pomme is apple, Pomme de terre is "apple of the earth" or, correctly translated, "potato"

>falling for blatant b8

>using stone system
>not knowing of 0 or negative scale

You can buy oats in literally any supermarket and most smaller shops. Lack of pumpkin pie is a problem tho, I'll give you that.

and I suppose this letter is called 'bed'?

USA has a higher population than all of those places combined and dominates the world's military, so,

GET CUCKED KIDO

No, you call it petrol because it is petroleum distillate.

>double-you
>you
>u
>I'd like to buy a vowel

>these are chips
>posts picture of crisps

Wew lad

That's clearly El zorro mark YOU STUPID MONGOLOIDS

And that distilate is properly called....drum roll please....gasoline...ba dump tissss

Truly the gayest of the blades

>So Z would be the only letter with the sound of another consonant in it's pronunciation?
Are you actually disabled? Did you even try going through the alphabet before posting this?

Responded to wrong post

Since when is U a consonant?

W = Double U - Explains the shape.
Z = "Zed" - Explains nothing.

Name a letter that has a consonant in its pronunciation.

Its a double V in some languages

I'll start saying "Zed" if you stop saying "whilst". "While" is perfectly suitable.

No. That letter is called Los Zetas

Aich/haich.

Enjoy your sharia law and showing id to buy a butter knife, britbongs

Dear Limeys, this person is called a terrorist, not an immigrant who needs social welfare benefits, or a freedom fighter who needs to be understood.

Regards,
non-cuck America

>some languages
and yet here we are talking about English, fuck off yuropoor

The point is "zed" has TWO consonants in its pronunciation. Everything else has one. Why does Z have to be a special snowflake?

Driving on the wrong side of the road/car faggots

Zed is the guy who dies in Pulp Fiction and his name starts with 'zee'

But people actually give a fuck about those places, unlike you, so get fucked.

Also: English was spread by none other than guess who? The English, and colonisation. THAT'S why its popular around the world, trade routes in the 1700's and 1800's retards.

Also for you freedom burgers: French fries are not even French, but Belgian in origin, so suck on that fat one too, mongoloids.

Mom, not Mum. A mum is a flower

...

American film hegemony has me call that zee automatically. Fuck the USA

>>>>>non-cuck America
>voted for an orange manchild just to deport the mudslimes
Actually howling, lad. Oh, and thanks for taking Abu Hamza for us you cuckolded gaylord.

That movie is hipster-tier pop culture.

Saw it in theaters when it came out, was shit. You were probably still suckling at mommy's teat and shitting your diapers.

...

V is Latin U
W = double U

Dear British people,

We don't give a shit.

Signed,
America

Zorro means fox in Spanish

The game is called SOCCER!

Z = ZETT!

>Dear Amerifucks, this letter is called 'Zed', not 'Zee'.

>Regards,
>England

Es heißt Zett du muffiges Inselwesen!

I thought it was called acting

Was talking about pulp fiction.

Zorro was my childhood hero.

Zulu > Zee/Zed